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Romance › Re: When Will Naija Ladies Learn This? (photos) by VaselineCrew: 2:31pm On Apr 18, 2015
Find a girl working in shell not d one working on road.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Was I The Only One Who Prayed For Big Boobs When I Was Little? by VaselineCrew: 2:21pm On Apr 18, 2015
How do I get bigger peniis huh
Romance › Re: Picture: Is This Every Woman's Prayer? by VaselineCrew: 11:52am On Apr 18, 2015
ma future wife breasst and yansh should be enough for me, that my prayer
Romance › Re: Photo: A Couple Stuck Together When Making Love In The Sea by VaselineCrew: 11:46am On Apr 18, 2015
na wa ooo

land don finish abi wetin huh
Romance › Re: "Licking A**" won't Increase Your Chance Of Getting Laid. by VaselineCrew: 1:36am On Apr 18, 2015
PureWays:
I hope you have power over that...
You may be saving money, but it will still have the same outcome as chasing skirts. Which is wasting your time..

The time you use in triggering the use of Vaseline can be put into productive use...
hmm, dey say time is a value currency, but i always waste mine, is hard to concentrate all d time but i want work on my skills for at least 11 hours a day
Romance › Re: "Licking A**" won't Increase Your Chance Of Getting Laid. by VaselineCrew: 1:07am On Apr 18, 2015
PureWays:
I'm sure it's something that triggers your constant use of vaseline.
yes, but is better than chasing woman up and down, i also save money.
Romance › Re: "Licking A**" won't Increase Your Chance Of Getting Laid. by VaselineCrew: 1:01am On Apr 18, 2015
That is why i use my vaseline
Romance › Re: A Love Poems For Nneka123 by VaselineCrew(op): 7:11pm On Apr 17, 2015
sylvalord:
[color=grey]*puts arm around his shoulder* Dude, shouldn't you be thinking of improving your English and your life? Stop fooling urself man.[/color]
am confident in my english and is not english class where here for, i'm here for nneka
Romance › Re: A Love Poems For Nneka123 by VaselineCrew(op): 5:41pm On Apr 17, 2015
Nneka123 what answer am I having?

Today is friday, we can meet at any suya joint of your requests.
Romance › Re: A Love Poems For Nneka123 by VaselineCrew(op): 5:39pm On Apr 17, 2015
alberto2k:
choi this one madness pass my power embarassed call pastor chimerase him don comot from jail grin



The Op must be gay, cuz the Nneka123 (m) I know is now transgendered
Albert she isn't a boy, she just pretend to be boy because of boys like u.

At least I write a poem, what did u do?
Romance › A Love Poems For Nneka123 by VaselineCrew(op): 4:56pm On Apr 17, 2015
a friend of my help me write this poem, cause my english is not so good all the time, so is my taught in his english
 
[size=16pt]
This morning, as we fought

I checked your profile picture ad thought,

what is a man without love so keen

a man without vaseline?

So Nneka, please put me in your plans

as I lay my vaseline in your hands.

Up and down you go

don't stop till i say so.

A smile from me you will get

as you drip down so wet,

into the sunset we will ride

bumps and grinds won't stop this tide.

So get with a guy that's mean and lean

Nneka123, hold my vaseline.

[/size]

https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/06/10/0d061077019e49da8c8a8d2118b803ee.jpg





so am the guy that is mean and lean by the way, not him.

so what answer am i having?
Romance › Re: I Just Find A Girl In Romance That Will Have My Baby, Farana by VaselineCrew(op): 8:43am On Apr 17, 2015
Rapzino:
you go chop ban tire, shey you grab?
Y, I have not break any nairaland rules. There is no rule that say I can't use my vaseline when I want, so I don't fear ban.

I will soon find more girls I like and open new topic
Romance › Re: I Just Find A Girl In Romance That Will Have My Baby, Farana by VaselineCrew(op): 6:14am On Apr 17, 2015
Nneka123:
ask farana undecided
Hmmm, I just check ur profile pic, let not fight ok sweety

I hope to use my Vaseline on u at one time, but I'm still busy with farano
Romance › Re: I Just Find A Girl In Romance That Will Have My Baby, Farana by VaselineCrew(op): 6:06am On Apr 17, 2015
Nneka123:
shut up! And crawl back into whatever hole you came out from angry
Don't come out again, useless aturu
U call me aturu? How dare u?

Wat does aturu mean sef by d way?
Romance › Re: I Just Find A Girl In Romance That Will Have My Baby, Farana by VaselineCrew(op): 6:03am On Apr 17, 2015
mikron:
farana or ferano the mod?
Sorry, it's farano, ur correct.
Romance › Re: I Just Find A Girl In Romance That Will Have My Baby, Farana by VaselineCrew(op): 6:02am On Apr 17, 2015
Nneka123:
The Person the op is talking about created this thread angry undecided
Which one of nneka are u, part 1,2 or 3?

Tell all of u to shut up and leave her out

Y she create a thread?

Does she look like she use Vaseline?

Commonsense was not common.
Romance › I Just Find A Girl In Romance That Will Have My Baby, Farana by VaselineCrew(op): 12:39am On Apr 17, 2015
since am new here, I started search for romance girls so that i can use my vaseline.

i have been seeing farana since as guest, so I check her profile picture

this is the first romance girl i use my vaseline for

farana thank you for being beutiful, i will sleep a happy man

looking for more girls, but for now, I like her

how do they get phone number in romance??
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:29am On Apr 17, 2015
Okay, goodnight my friends

i hoped tomorrow will smile on your face

to all the girls in romance that I am to be meeting, please no that my heart was gentle and kind.

kisses to the girls and handshake to the boys.

bye for now
Romance › Re: Send Your Goodnight Kisses And Shoutouts To Special Nairalanders! by VaselineCrew: 12:26am On Apr 17, 2015
Cutehector:
boys be hatn
u are a original hater, but I forgive u
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:25am On Apr 17, 2015
stephenqueen:
Another yaba left patient
u may think is funny, but yaba left is very painful place to be
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:24am On Apr 17, 2015
justified19:
oh,.I.cant be ur friend.
we are already pals, come to my house and collect vaseline when ur own finish
Romance › Re: Send Your Goodnight Kisses And Shoutouts To Special Nairalanders! by VaselineCrew: 12:22am On Apr 17, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lots of kisses dear! kiss sleep tight
hector u see ur life ?

kisses my dear and sleeps tighter
Romance › Re: Send Your Goodnight Kisses And Shoutouts To Special Nairalanders! by VaselineCrew: 12:20am On Apr 17, 2015
Cutehector:
angry boys be jonsin
she hasn't responding yet, y cockbucking me men?

eroticangelina please don't mind hector, he think his cute, u never jam until u jam goslow.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:18am On Apr 17, 2015
justified19:
what's ur first language?
igbo kwenu
Romance › Re: When A Man Loves A Woman... by VaselineCrew: 12:18am On Apr 17, 2015
Mistaarhlohki:
Well said....so how will u rate being loved back or show love?
A lover that loved you is rating 100%
Romance › Re: Send Your Goodnight Kisses And Shoutouts To Special Nairalanders! by VaselineCrew: 12:14am On Apr 17, 2015
op since am new, can i send u d kisses

i hv no one called my own, u can be my first kisses on nairaland
Romance › Re: When A Man Loves A Woman... by VaselineCrew: 12:12am On Apr 17, 2015
my first comment

op love is beautiful and even most beautiful when ur lover are loving you back
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:10am On Apr 17, 2015
thank u starlingslimnet and elslim, we r friends already now and forever
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:09am On Apr 17, 2015
justified19:
seriously, I dont understand all u av typed. can u com again?
sorry, english is my second language, so i try to speak the best that they taught me

can we be friends?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:07am On Apr 17, 2015
Ipledge:
Cc Ishilove cry
Thank you mr ipledge (y r u pledging?) , but ishilove dont have picture

i can't use my vaseline for these kin girls

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:03am On Apr 17, 2015
Elslim:
Hahahaha... anothe escapee...


Sha hope na 1 carton of vaseline u buy



All d best in ur hand marathon
They supply vaseline to my house in bulk, so I have it even before I register

do you have any girl I can send pm, or use my vaseline for?

I cant sleep until i use my vaseline
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello, Am New Here And U Will Love Me by VaselineCrew(op): 12:01am On Apr 17, 2015
thank u enegod and ptomz, I hope we can be friends

do u have any woman for me

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