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Politics › Re: Live Broadcast: Nnamdi Kanu's World Press Broadcast From Jerusalem by VaselineCrew: 6:23pm On Oct 21, 2018
Nairaland Says No to Secessionists


hehe, if I hear

See crowd
Politics › Re: Live Broadcast: Nnamdi Kanu's World Press Broadcast From Jerusalem by VaselineCrew: 6:18pm On Oct 21, 2018
goldcoinhub:
I tot Seun said we should say not to Secessionists.... what is this all about?
lol, you want nairaland to loose money? They know where their bread is buttered.
Politics › Re: Buhari Fires Back At Trump, Threatens Sanctions by VaselineCrew: 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2018
onomefm:
President Buhari reportedly boasted that when he was president in 1983 that President was still in college.
and how did he become president in 1983huh

did he get elected by the people? or...
Politics › Re: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:44pm On Aug 28, 2018
sad
Politics › Re: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:05pm On Aug 28, 2018
sigh
Politics › Re: Ambode Spends Over 100mn Euros On Lagos Light Rail Project by VaselineCrew: 12:04pm On Aug 28, 2018
deomelo:
Since you've been to Ethiopia and have seen their wonderful metro rail across so many terrains, please show us the rail tracks and bridge they built over swamp and marshland like they did in Lagos.

Show us the bridge they built over kilometers of Lagoon water like they did in Lagos.

Show us the Metro stations they built in Ethiopia and let's compare with the ones in Lagos.


I know you can not answer these questions because all you spewed was the same ignorant rubbish we've been reading in this thread.

Sometimes our leaders are not the problem, the ignorant, lying, hateful and deceptive youths are the problem..
Yo, all this defending you are doing, but how come Fashola said this same blue line project would be complete by June 2013huh

https://www.nairaland.com/1156265/lagos-light-rail-ready-june
Politics › Re: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:02pm On Aug 28, 2018
Just imagine

meanwhile Ambode is still trying to complete this "June 2013 supposed commissioning" project embarassed

https://www.nairaland.com/4680104/ambode-spends-over-100mn-euros
Politics › Re: Beneficiaries Of FG'S Social Investment Program Receiving Their 5,000 (Pics) by VaselineCrew: 3:53pm On Aug 25, 2018
Welcome to Nigeria, the most useless country ever.

I feel so sad seeing these pics and all these old and disabled got was 5khuh

They got less than $20 for a whole month, let that sink in.

Then I thought they said they would register bank accounts in their names, but yet they are handing them over cashhuh


How did they identify who to give? Since they are just registering them, it means they must have picked random people up from the streets.

Oh my Nigeria, is having social security too much to ask?

This country sucks soo bad, sigh

Then these useless nairalanders still want to elect a former dictator for another term, like they can't find a Harvard or oxford grad to be president and help in moving this country forward.

Fvck all you guys, I spit on all of you on this useless thread
Romance › Re: Ladies What Goes On In Your Mind When A Guy Does This? by VaselineCrew: 8:59pm On Jul 03, 2017
MissRaine69:
Accept ...but establish boundaries . I am just visiting thats all.
Pleas, kana lick ur yansh
Romance › Re: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by VaselineCrew: 8:55pm On Jul 03, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
no one's perfect but a gentleman is however gentle .
Pleas, kana lick ur yansh
Celebrities › Re: Ruggedman Blasts A Lady For Dressing Crazily by VaselineCrew: 8:49pm On Jul 03, 2017
Politics › Re: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by VaselineCrew: 9:13pm On Apr 03, 2017
willibounce1:
I hope the mods are seeing this. Ok. I don't know why someone can be so pained and bitter. I don't need to Google anything. Stop displaying people's private property on the internet without their consent.
Lol, he cant even begin to wrap his mind around what success looks like. To you, it's not possible grin

Anyway, I'm tired Bro, I'm sure you've never seen neither kyjelly2 nor this handle engage in such dark exchanges, guess today must've really been stressful for me.

God bless you Bro

When I go to bed tonight, I will pray for the actualization of Biafra, without any bloodshed.

You can also offer up prayers for what you want.

Our God is a God of Justice.

I apologise for insulting you, but not that progressive rat, never!

Later.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by VaselineCrew: 9:07pm On Apr 03, 2017
Nebuchadnezar, you are my man of the year men!

Please, just don't insult anyone's tribe going forward, cause you still make strong, valid points without having to descend to the level of your opponents.

Remember that every tribe has mothers and fathers and daughters. So even though we want to separate from others, we shouldn't blindly insult a whole tribe, unless of course you are simply stating facts as per statistics, like literacy rates and so on.

God be with Biafrans and Nigerians as well. I know we will somehow find a way to separate without any bloodshed, after all, he is the Prince of peace and the king of Justice.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by VaselineCrew: 8:59pm On Apr 03, 2017
How can nairaland mods be taking sides, you either ban everybody, or you ban non at all.

This is disgusting.

What about that ipobexposed dude that keeps creating anti igbo threads dailyhuh

Why hasn't he been bannedhuh
Politics › Re: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by VaselineCrew: 8:53pm On Apr 03, 2017
Meanwhile nairaland mods banned my kyjelly2 handle, just for insulting that progressive rat, can u imaginehuh

What is this nairaland turning to sefhuh

So that rat can insult igbos all day, everyday, but when I insult him, not even his tribe ooo, I get banned.

Wow!!!
Romance › Re: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by VaselineCrew: 1:18am On Dec 27, 2016
so wish babe r comin huh

twaci pleas wash ya yansh b4 comin, u no y na wink
Romance › Re: Nairaland Party 2017 (port Harcourt Edition) by VaselineCrew: 1:15am On Dec 27, 2016
sinaj if ya come to dis pary, ama lick ur yansh ehn

put keshup insy an lick all d keshup
Romance › Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by VaselineCrew: 1:09am On Dec 27, 2016
u me ya sef in purlic an no yansh lick huh bros undecided

sumone nid to star lickin yansh
Romance › Re: How To Get Over A Breakup by VaselineCrew: 1:05am On Dec 27, 2016
av u try vaselinehuh
Food › Re: Lagos Residents Buying Lake Rice Queue Up. PICS by VaselineCrew: 7:25pm On Dec 22, 2016
Lining up to buy essential commodities, where have i heard that before huh

oh wait... embarassed
Romance › Re: I Made Lanicky Miss Nairaland by VaselineCrew: 10:38am On Jul 06, 2016
donbenedict:
sinaj yarnsh is like fowl yarnsh. Why not practice to lick fowl yarnsh first befor u get the experience to handle sinaj own..



U knw u hav to be an expert
angry

sinaj bae don mine dis yoker undecided

am a gud yansh licka, d bes in tan
Romance › Re: I Made Lanicky Miss Nairaland by VaselineCrew: 10:33am On Jul 06, 2016
sinaj:
Issorite




Nxt pls!
bae i still av not lick ur yansh embarassed
pleas bae i do anytin 2 lick ur duty yansh

pleas embarassed
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Does Not Have This Kind Of Nyash.. by VaselineCrew: 10:21am On Jul 06, 2016
Kondomatic:
Girls with big nyash are very wastefull.
One roll of tissue paper no dey last 'em a day
she can yuc me has ha toilet paper embarassed
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by VaselineCrew: 11:08am On Jun 25, 2016
am given free Vaseline to all refiner supurta

u don av 2 masterbae wit it, u can use it 4 pink lip, or u can use it 4 masrerbae, ur shoice undecided

nljega, wish kine name bdathuh

ah give ma Vaseline to refiner

nljega hope u av earhuh
Romance › Share Ur Xperence Wit Mimzy Big Bress by VaselineCrew(op): 3:49pm On Jun 05, 2016
com in an share ur mimzy big bress xperence

av it offend u, or av it inspire uhuh

as 4 me, mimzy big blak bress av bin a sauce of joy in ma life, in fact I master bate to her bress jus yesterday smiley

less ear from u guy wat u tink abat ha bress, how as it affect ur lifehuh

Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by VaselineCrew: 3:39pm On Jun 05, 2016
cherryice:
mehnn seems u r losing it.. stop quoting me jeez
daaaaaamn!

singin riyana, were av u bin all ma life, life, life

am jus imagine how ur cherry yansh taste, cus cherry is ma favory fruit, den apple, den orange, but cherry is jus d sweetez

can i put a cherry insy ur yanshhuh pleeeas embarassed


av bin everywere lukin 4 someone, someone who can plea me luvme all nite lon embarassed

were av u bin, cus i neva see u out, r u hidin 4 me, somewere Ind croooooooowd
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by VaselineCrew: 3:29pm On Jun 05, 2016
pcguru1:
dude that's lipsrsealed
is nassy abihuh bet i like nassy angry

am sure twaci yansh tase like shiken, sweeeet choco milo yansh


twaciiiiiiiiiiiiiii, pleas lemme smell ya yansh embarassed
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by VaselineCrew: 3:19pm On Jun 05, 2016
Twaci pleas kana lick ur yansh huh

embarassed
Romance › Ireneony Use Padded Bra by VaselineCrew(op): 8:38pm On May 24, 2016
av just make a shock discovery, dat ireneony use padded bra to make ha bress big

Did is a huge fraud assuming is in a cort of law, d evidence are overwhelming.

Do d defendant av anytin to say, u no dat dat ur big bress is jus 40% bress an 60% padding from foams undecided

Bet y are girls of these day padding everytginghuh

Yansh, padded
Bress, padded

Even dia house feed budget dey give dia husban 4 money, also padded.

Ireneony u no am wright, if not come an proof ursef an pos a pic of ur bear bress. Instead of melon u will shock to see is jus lime shocked

Not everything is as is apear, take notes.

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