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Mad Cow: IN CAMP, I had the misfortune of being Platoon Leader and MY GAWD!!!! NIGERIAN Graduates are pretty dumb..

Their was one that couldnt even spell out 'NYSC'.. One couldnt wirte a formal letter.. One couldnt speak proper english..

Pls check your spellings and I don't think you are different from them either.

Johnnoah1st: Yes d match as been show it is going to be interesting d match is either Nigeria trashing them 6-0 or Nigeria playing 3-3 with dem and dats means Nigeria is out and if the scoreline we be Nigeria 3-3 liberia den dats means Nigeria we come from behind to draw with Liberia but if Nigeria are 2 beat dem 6-0 den Nigeria would have been up by atleast 2-0 by first 20 minute of play and i can see IK UCHE among d scorer of dat first 2 goals within dat 20 minute and if Nigeria are to qualify dey we loose dere first match in group stage and thery we win de other matches in group stage and i can see one of d B countrys in our group either Bostwana
,BOKINAFASO , Benin or any other B's country. MARK MY WORDS

Too much of cannabis..

190: who died!and who was killed!

Omdazz I've lived far too long in d USA 2know what's going on in nigeria

And u r proud to say dis?flyt ticket To and fro has always been the problem. Get a good job then u can afford to come back wen ever u like.

190: who died!and who was killed!

Omdazz I've lived far too long in d USA 2know what's going on in nigeria

And u r proud to say dis?flyt ticket To and fro has always been the promblem. Get a good job u will afford to come back wen ever u like.

manny4life: Priceless......

Mr Fashola does have some traits of a dictator...

That trait of dictator is what nigerians need.

kpozite: You must be a capital FO.OL for saying this, in what way is Nokia inferior to Blackberry?

Must u insult some1 b4 u make a comment. Every1 is entitled to his/her opinion. Afterall how much does nokia pay u to support em.

Guilty conscience is making some1 say muslems where among those killed. Guys don't be fooled those students where asked their names to diffrenciate the muslims from christains b4 they where killed.

efizee: na u go 1st fall nt davido he is probably richer than u nd ur 5 generations 2 come nd i tink dats y u dissin him...davido beat up anybody dat messes up notin dey happen or didnt u hear he did it bcoz of his girlfrnd...oya come mess wit my chick nd c hw nasty i can get wit u...bunch of loosers...judge urself 1st

How old r u?

fittty: U're a f****ckn chump! Dbanj goes on his knees to beg kanye for a record deal. Now tell me who recognises who? If you didn't have a fish brain,then u'll figure out Bosses pick out their proteges and not the other way round. Let's jst keep our fingers crossed and see what d'banj has to offer good music. As far as I'm concerned d'banj/2face/M.I etc have "NO" foreign fans. Only nigerians abroad tend to listen to their music and try to encourge their friends(foreigners) to do d same. #Word

M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ broda u lie..M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ work too me to a villa in bostwana I tuned d radio Dj they blast "Only me " by 2face five gudtimes in a request show. I had goose pimples. U never knw how far our music have gone. They there they criticize us. Skum bag

aguiyi: poverty mentality has beguilded you

U r insane.

KateSpade: I am currently in a long distance relationship. My bf will be returning in about two months after being away for over 6 months. Over the course of the 6 months, it has been difficult for me at times. I miss him but I also resent him for being gone for so long.

I know certain adjustments will have to be made
Adjustments like making time for him and possibly not keeping up with all of the new tasks I did in his absence. Seeing his family again (some of them live her but I haven't seen the majority of them since he has been gone). The only time I have seen them is when it was work-related.

I don't want to bombard him when he returns. However, I know that he and I will have to have a conversation about our relationship because I know I won't be able to pick up right when we left off. I don't want him to be with me simply because I'm still around and I want to be clear about each of our intentions and future plans without being too rude.

Has anyone here ever been in this position before? Any advice, tips?

Pls complete complete ur story by tellin us ur keepin a date with some1 while he was away..If u knw what is means to be without ur man for 6months then I don't tink u wud have brought this topic up on NL..

otumfour: jealous of nigerian's?? who wanna be associated wit a boko country.... in Ghana, nigerians try to even hide their accent, but y'all know y'all accent is as thick as y'all lips ....its like this,u can try tuckin' 'em in, but we can tell from miles away, why trade my 24hrs electricity for a 2hrs electricity, why trade my peace wit violence.....i beleive some of the malawian's, am sure some nigerians have tried getting their passports

And I wonder why ur ladies choose Nigerian men over ghanian men. We r industrious ,target minded and dats what every other african country lacks..

MacLovington: .

Is there any country that is not corrupt especially in Africa? Sure enough we haven't shown good leadership in Africa. We should have done better. But corruption is common all over Africa.
The difference is that every Nigerian is a critic. Every Nigerian has an opinion about government failure and openly express it. Other Africans think saying so about their country means lack of patriotism.

Is there any emperical evidence that murder/theft/violation/bribery per 100,000 population in Nigeria is more than that of Malawi for example? NO.

Other Africans have to be naturally weary of domination by Nigeria. It is basic instinct to feel threatened by an imposing figure. Other smaller countries often attack Nigeria as self-defence.
The boisterous, confident nature of Nigerians is secretely admired by most but openly portrayed as arrogance. Girls particularly like it.

Yeah ur ryt...even in Gambia Nigerians dominating the ICT industries..we r been treated like gods. Hardly u find an IT project goin on without having a Nigerian
In place. I thinks deris enuf reason for the hate coz Nigerians are taking over high profiled jobs in some of these countries a situation which we may as well frown at in Nigeria.

hornipipe: Now everyone wants to use the word 'photoshop'
Every picture that makes it way to the front page is seen as a photoshopped one.
You all wanna feel among

But for real twas photoshoped...download and zoom the image u will find both images have different background.he wasnt crafty enough

hornipipe: Now everyone wants to use the word 'photoshop'
Every picture that makes it way to the front page is seen as a photoshopped one.
You all wanna feel among

But for real twas photoshoped...download and zoom the image u will find both images have different background.he wasnt crafty enough

[quote author=ct)(]na lie this is photo shop[/quote]Amateur photoshop user....

ixora3: @cold faya..this is as well no information,its an insideer fing and you noe it..no place to upload cv on their site and no email given..am sure u muste be a banker cos of the COB thing..and no gatecrashing..na wa o..let's be guided..abeg don't travel or waste ur tym 2 gatecrash cos they go bounce u o..they use 2 give numbas 2 pple..trust me I noe abt this pple well

true talk they never give room for gate crashing

all4naija: Dude,just shut up and go back to the village!

Am not u telling to believe..u can go Bleep yourself..

For those of you doubting Benin is a place where anytin can happen with a lot of witches there its a common thing that happens there. Some years back a wizard tranfered the foetus in his wife's womb into his tummy and couldnt find a way to put back the baby before dawn. Every1 woke up to see the man pregnant. He was later stoned to death. Am not surprised with the story above.

i still wonder why her ex-husband let her go. with all the beauty am seeing here

Ekosodin is such a terrible place to live a lot of assasinations takes place dere..90percent of cultist in Uniben use Ekosodin as their hideout which makes it easy for them to carry out their evil act and coupled with its closeness to the lagos express road gives em an easy route to escape. The dude looks cool he may have been competing with a cultist for a gurl. All the same a life has been cut short i just hope his killers will be brought to book.May his soul R.I.P

shymexx: Hmmmm.... Scared of Nigeria and Nigerians.

I don't think I can live in Nigeria, the mentality is medieval and backward - and a look at NL shows most Nigerians are twisted in their thought process... When they're not indoctrinated zombies spewing garbage in, garbage out crap they saw on TV, and showcasing their best imitation of the western world - they act like weirdos... I don't understand Nigerians and the Nigerian state of mind...

God help Nigeria!!

u will remain a slave there..you r just part of the problem Nigeria is having.

Sammypeters: y u dey pour cabbard for here jare, mad man

Anuofia...e never pain u reach

ifihearam: igbos are jokers

Your forefathers were bunch of cowards during the civil war and now 42yrs later their trait was passed to their decendants..Yorubas make una get Liver for once and stop displaying ur coward nature here.

Cuddlemii: God forgive me, but I still find it hard to believe that a babe as attractive/industrious as that babe would come all the way to see these ugly goons/touts. A postgraduate chick for that matter in company of these things. Na wa o.

Coz people tend to look more attractive on Dp's and Avi. She probably found out wen she got to lag,refused to co-operate with em so D gang rape

proudlyafrican: [b][/b]

Keep quite my friend and stop displaying your ignorance in public. Is displaying this level of ignorance by your silly comment not a taboo in Yoruba Land? Especially when your parents have labored to give you good education? When i was in Mushin,Lagos it is something i see your Brothers do everyday,blaming either their Mom or Dad for their failure and comes back home to beat them up after smoking weed. C`mmon face the issue here,this is just a misguided youth who ought to be sent to rehabilitation home to correct his thinking and attitude but unfortunately he will be sent to prison,where he will be hardened and after doing his time,comes back to kill the Mom.

Well said bro..dis tribal war thing has really eaten deep into their mentality.goto ejigbo and see what ur brothers have been doin to their parents.

Javanian: she aint illuminati...she is a free mason...dem never born am well to become illuminati...

Who told u she's not illuminati

Billyonaire: Jay-Z, Kanye W are not even members of illuminati. They use creative symbols to sell records.

And you think if they get more record sales by using creative symbols all other artist won't follow them by doin same.
Those signs r used by a certain group of artist and not all. That shud read a meaning to you.

teminoni: Plz, ignorance is not an excuse. Because u don't believe in illuminati or because u have not seen proof of it, doesn't mean it does not exist.

-Firstly, illuminati is simply worshipping the devil for worldly riches. it has been in existence even since the time of Jesus. As Jesus was tempted by the devil to bow down to him (devil) and get the world and all its glory.

-2ndly, people sinning now 'can/might' still be forgiven on judgement day as long as they believe that Jesus is the risen son of God and they repent of their sins (adultery and so on). But when u know Christ alrdy, and u believe in him, but then turn around and start worshipping the devil and u die without confessing and repenting, then it is very likely that u'r going to hell.

-3rdly, Free mason is different from illuminatti. Like I said earlier, ignorance is not an excuse. If u don't know about these things, please go and do some research.

-4thly, I know there are many atheists here who don't believe in Jesus, devil, heaven or hell.. Well, we all have a right to believe in anything we want. But don't say cuz u can't see it or cuz there is no proof of it that means it does not exist.

Pls tell them. Am surprised majority of you don't even know what the illuminati is all about. If kanye west,JayZ etc culd make comments like "I sold my soul to the devil though it was a crappy deal but it got me a few toys" on stage. Do u think he's sayin al these just for the fun of rappin. Pls y'all should wake up this is d end time. Even Tupac knew about the illuminati's. they wanted him into their group but he refused..for that reason he kept condemning them. The sole reason why he later called himself Don kiluminati which was coined from (Kill illuminati). His assasination may have been masterminded by them. Forget abt d rivalry shit wit biggie.

odedipapa: Don't ppl get tired of doing dis? Its so irritating.

And why r u intrested in the topic too

igbos no dey carry last..My bro Nwanna Uti go there carry money come back,kelvin and karen the same.but yorubas don try luck twice fall nigeria hand. Bayo(BBA1) and Goldie obviously lost focus on the cash and paid more attention to unrealistic tins..Its a shame to see a celeb cry on stage like goldie did.

Our leaders r so heartless.No regard for human life. How could they have made such decisions to leave helpless corp members in crisis prone area. This is quite unfair. Where r the human ryt activist? I tink its high time they shud come and speak for the people. Will the same DG allow his child to be posted to these areas? God is surely watching you.