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and you expect someone to buy that useless something?

arrangee....when I give the sign,you go down on your knees,bring out the ring I gave you and pop the fake question. And wipe that sheepish look on your face,after all I paid for your return flight.

daddytime:
Nonsensical...
Which kind statement dey up there?
You for just leave the statement in Hausa language jeje
Role model to millions of people my ass...

which part of the statement dey pain you,is it the grammar or the message?

very cheap, by Masai standard.

Fear Allah,obey His commands and follow the prophet (SAW).

whemmytopsy:
Weldone sir Macaro...

you catch me

whemmytopsy:
Coincidentally i was born 1992.... Lols

indo...

na this kain thing dey deceive Buhari say en dey work.

many are disappointed, hope dashed,not a Muslim?
We'll not take it,for what.

RiyadhGoddess:
All na hustle sir. No mind me jare. I greet you sir

more blessings sis.

lefulefu:
all i see is big bwest .not really a fan of big bwests

sure you don't have two fingers crossed behind your back?

dfrost:
Which GOAT?
You wake up and dash people goat title like that? Na wa oooh

forgive the chap,he meant she-Goat

NewBea:
I know! But this particular website wasn't having this restriction before now..which means it has something to do with the recent ban.

go on keep on concluding and reject reasons.

RiyadhGoddess:
I heard there is no permanent enemy in politics. For all your Okirika needs in bales contact the number in my signature. Are you in need of a social media manager, email marketer, copy writer or a cinematographer, call the number on my signature.

you are selling okirika for a okirika thread,no confuse us o��

mynaijaforumcom:
I was born in Plateau, have worked in Kaduna

and you couldn't see contractors from other climes carrying out jobs in those so-called Plateau and Kaduna?

mynaijaforumcom:
Being Northern is not the problem. My question is that Kano is 760.4km while Kaduna is 567.5 km from Nsukka. Do you really believe that no Contracting and consulting firms could have submitted a suitable tender in between those distances? Bearing in mind they are Federal projects. If you really believe so, tell me who is the bigot?

you still need to travel, and forget about distance of places with decimals or fractions you copied from somewhere.

Erediauwa:
Remember we once had 09/09/09 and the dreaded 06/06/06 which some overreligious folks made a meal out of it but guess what,


Nothing outrageous happened.... It was just a normal day.

those guys never new dates were man-made.

na so coronavirus take start o,chicken liver,of all chicken parts.

dominique:
I see no point for this arrest. Hypochondriacs are paranoid people that believe they've caught every infection under the sun. They exist everywhere in the world and they can be a tad dramatic. That shouldn't call for an arrest should it?

so they should be given medals, where did you hear the mention of hypochondriac,and all of them?

Richdad50:


It's a common thing in the North. Prostitutes are covered in hijab hence any lady is suspect. From the keker ride straight to the house where you finish the job and pay.

If you find yourself in a hotel in Kano, you will see fully robed hijabees lucking around the lobby looking for a customer. They carry inside that dress some bottles of beer, codeine or other ohard drugs for two. The hypocrisy is stinks to heavens.

Richdad

Hypocrisy? Just because I wear Barcelona Jersey, does it make me a Barcelona player?

landforeast:
Sell Keke buy Land In five years time you will thank me

then eat what before the five years?

Sitting Ducks or in this case laying Ducks.

army wan demonstrate to you how Python dey take dance but you gree watch?

seen similar case once, after asking the mother if she should sell her body,the mother ask if the daughter was a virgin.

etrange:
How everything leads to tribal banters on Nairaland is what baffles me.

the forum don spoil finish

Mystic969:
Pls what is camel toe?

toe of a camel.

Buharidgeneral:
Old puzzle

But puzzle old the same?

discoveries dey finish?

Arrewa:
Akuya shut the hell up... The ladies involve ain't Hausas... But lantang minority tribe in jos

not Hausa but where you hear langtang for the matter?

ValCon888:
To be honest, 2020 started on a violent note. Look at some of the events that has happened so far:
1. USA vs Iran tension.
2. Australian Bush Fire.
3. The shooting down of the Plane in Iran.
4. Volcanic eruption in New Zealand.
5. Locust Invasion in East Africa.
6. Trump impeachment trial.
7. Leah Shuaibu putting to birth.
8. Beheading of CAN leader.
9. Prince Harry renouncing his title.
10. The death of Kobe Bryant.


And we are still in January.

so make we transfer go Mars?

someone just died and you are here spewing rabbits?