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miracood:
RONALDO IS BEST IN THE WORLD

and you?

JeffreyJames:
34th, 35th and 37th?

What planet are you on bro?

you should know what the guy meant now,or you have never received a salary before ni??

Olachase:
both atiku and buhari none of them will have my vote,
both of them are criminals





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eyeview:
Recently a friend of mine shared with me the startling experience he had on a visit to Aso Rock. He had recently been appointed as the national coordinator of a buhari support group disguised as a Social Intervention Program by the federal govt. As the national coordinator he was charged with the function of drawing up and submitting their budget.

After a thorough budgeting process, he came up with what was a precise budget of what they needed. He got an date to come present it to the President for approval. After all the necessary procedures, he got to the President's office where he met a 'boss' within the presidency who went through the budget. After going through the budget, the big boss told him the amount running into extra tens of millions he should inflate it by and how that extra will be deducted on payment by him. My friend was in a fix for he felt inflating the budget to such ridiculous amount increased the chances of the entire project being rejected.

After a few weeks of heaviness, he finally adjusted the figures as instructed and brought it back. He had within him accepted the fate that the budget and project will be rejected by Mr President due to his much touted integrity. But on getting there, the man looked at it with satisfaction and walked into the President's office with it and in less than a minute came out with it signed! No questions asked.

That was when it occurred to my friend that some people have got the president in a box. They ride on his dimnishing mental faculty to get him to do anything they wish, including appending signatures and these men who can't believe their luck will do anything to perpetuate this president in office. They are the defacto president.

President Buhari is just the front, the real presidents are desperate and behind the scene and will do anything to take victory at the polls.

believe this you believe anything.

[quote author= post=75429099]Legend has it that the 2 other judges were actually the ones that ruled in favour of Buhari, while the 3rd criminal of a judge looked the other way.
Not everyone can be fooled like criminal supporters![/quote]then Wike appeared.

NaijaRoyalty:
Two captains cannot be on a ship, so they say .

for this case how?

[quote author= post=75419285]PDP campaign today in Oyigbo LGA

Lalasticlala[/quote]perennial, deceive them,win election and forget about them.
The obigbo people never learn.

FlirtyGist:
On Saturday, first son of former Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode, turned 3.

The former Minister and his pretty wife, Precious, threw him a birthday party at their home in Abuja. See more photos below.

See more photos here; http://gistmore.com/photos-from-the-birthday-party-of-ffks-first-son-aragorn

the guy watched too much Lord of the ring movie,the other day he was comparing someone to smeogol and now aragorn.

itspzpics:
Famous Nairaland super moderator lalasticlala shares adorable photos from his baby daughter Child dedication yesterday.

Beautiful friends and family went to the events to celebrates with him and his beautiful wife.

Congrats to our friendly admin. Baby Favour will continue to grow in grace. Amen

See more photos below

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/adorable-photos-from-nairaland-super-mod-lalasticlalas-baby-church-dedication/

Old man why you no get Goat wey blokkos dey dangle na�

On the other page,congratulations.

Islie:
https://punchng.com/fg-plans-to-intimidate-200-uncooperative-judges-wike-alleges/

so a minister would say such sensitive information to a gathering,Wike's characteristics,no surprise here.

[quote author=fuckfuckman post=75379774][/quote]drugs proceeds

ogenyi1:
Opinion: How Nigerians May Vote, State by State: Buhari, Atiku in Tight, Tough Race as Feb 16 Closes in
By Eric - February 3, 2019 052

With just 13 days to the February 16 presidential election, the dynamics of the race for the nation’s top job indicate an interestingly tight and tough contest between the two leading candidates of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Alhaji Atiku Abubakar and the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), Muhammadu Buhari.

This latest development is not only evidenced by the frenzy of their campaigns, which has seen both candidates traverse many states and across the geo-political zones, but more strongly connected to the degree of acceptability that the two candidates enjoy, in what is fast becoming a popularity contest.

THISDAY’s recent field intelligence gathering, which reports a tight and tough contest, however, presents both state-by-state and geo-political zone analyses of what is obtainable by each of the two front-runners in the states, thus giving an evolving picture of what might ultimately be the regional standing of the candidates and their parties.

North-west
In the Kano, for instance, the race pictures a 65 per cent victory for Buhari and 35 per cent for Atiku, In Kaduna, while Buhari is likely to get 55 per cent of the votes cast, Atiku may post just 45 per cent. The race in Katsina is a no-contest as Buhari is sure to secure 70 per cent to Atiku’s 30 per cent.
In Sokoto, Buhari manages an edge over Atiku with 55 to 45 per cent sharing, but in Zamfara, the contest promises a 50-50 contest. Kebbi looks comfortable for Buhari with a 60 per cent advantage over Atiku’s 40 per cent.

Thus, in the North-west, Buhari is sure of victory in at least five states, albeit with varying winning percentages, with a draw in one with Atiku.
Buhari is certain to prevail in Jigawa with a 60/40 mergin over Atiku.

North-east
The dynamics in North East varies differently from the North West, because here, in Bauchi for example, Buhari is sure of some 60 per cent to Atiku’s 40, while in Borno and in spite of the growing insurgency, the votes will still go the way of Buhari, also with 60 to 40 per cent voting.

Atiku will put up a good showing in Adamawa with a 65 per cent advantage, leaving Buhari with 35 per cent. Moving on to Yobe, Buhari is positioned to score 60 per cent, leaving 40 for Atiku and the same equation is shared in Gombe – 60/40 – also in favour of Atiku. But the Taraba contest is a different one as it sees Atiku coasting home with 70 per cent and 30 for Buhari.

Here in the North East, both candidates would have a very tight race with the states shared three each.

North -central
The battle for North Central appears an all-Atiku affair, because Benue is determined to deliver Atiku with 70 per cent, while leaving 30 per cent for Buhari. Plateau, although slightly tough, would also deliver Atiku with 55 per cent, while conceding 45 per cent to Buhari. A repeat of this is likely in Nasarawa, where Atiku might go home with 55 per cent and Buhari, 45 per cent.
Kogi State’s battle also looks good for Atiku even though with the same 55/45 sharing formula. But Niger might go the way of Buhari with 55 per cent to Atiku’s 45 per cent. However, Kwara is solidly PDP and would deliver Atiku but with 55 per cent to Buhari’s 45 per cent.
The summary here is five states for Atiku and one for Buhari.

South-west
Considered the real battleground because of the number of votes that is up for grab, the race in South-west is unavoidably tight. In Oyo, for example, Buhari will certainly top with 55 per cent, while Atiku gets the remaining 45 per cent of the vote count. But in Osun, the situation is too close to call and might flip either way. Is a 50/50 chance. The Osun equation is unlikely to be repeated in Ondo, which may give Buhari 55 per cent and Atiku 45 per cent.

Buhari appears comfortable in Ekiti, where he may likely get his highest votes in the zone with 60 per cent to Atiku’s 40 per cent. Interestingly, however, Ogun too may go the way of Atiku with 55 per cent to Buhari’s 45 per cent, because of the many factors that are currently playing out in the state. But the Lagos battle is a 50-50 ratio. The dynamics are quite intricate.

Curiously, the South-west goes the way of Atiku with three states to Buhari’s two, while drawing in one, Lagos.

South-east
Further South, the battle for the soul of South-east is almost predictable even without the enabling field work. This is because the entire zone would go the way of PDP, although with different percentages accruable to each state.

Starting with Imo, the heartland of the South-east, Atiku is sure of at least 60 per cent of the votes with 40 per cent concession to Buhari. The same ratio is obtainable in Abia, God’s own state: 60-40 in favour of Atiku. Ebonyi too is sharing her votes in the same 60-40 pattern, also in favour of Atiku, while Enugu, which is South-east safest state for the PDP, boasts 70 per cent for Atiku and 30 per cent for Buhari. In Anambra, where Peter Obi’s home-zone advantage is certain to work for Atiku, the PDP candidate stands to get 60 per cent votes to Buhari’s 40 per cent. The final analysis in this zone sees Atiku clearing all the five states.

South-south
Similar to what obtains in South-east, the entire South-south too might go the way of PDP, with votes contingent on their voting strengths.

Rivers promises to deliver the PDP with a percentage of 80 to 20 in favour of Atiku, while Cross River will post 70 per cent for Atiku and 30 per cent for Buhari. Akwa Ibom, despite the current state of play, will still deliver PDP with 60 per cent and concede 40 to Buhari.

Edo will deliver the PDP with 55 per cent, leaving Buhari with the remaining 45 per cent. In Delta too, the PDP will post some 75 per cent for Atiku and 25 per cent for Buhari, while Bayelsa, though with a relatively small voting strength, will hugely deliver Atiku’s PDP with 80 per cent, leaving the remaining 20 per cent for Buhari.

The South-south analysis also sees Atiku clearing the entire six states. As for the Federal Capital Territory, FCT, it looks like a 50/50 chance for the two candidates. And may go either way.


Lalasticlala

if the results dumbfound you don't go orubebe o.

SalamRushdie:
Who told you that's DSS? So any man with suit is DSS?

That man is clearly the welcoming meet and greet party for a jet charter service company doing his job to make a customer comfortable and the policewoman is carrying he own luggage obviously

and the other one too no be police shey?

Tundemuttee:
Zamfara APC flags off election campaign despite names of its candidates missing on INEC final lists for 2019 General Elections

https://all-gists..com/2019/02/APC-Flag-Off-Campaign-in-Zamfara-despite-candidate-names-missing-on-INEC-Photo.html?m=1

To catch bandits you won't see them but to campaign they're there full force.

berrystunn:
This guy run scam do not contact him I will send your number to EFCC Wait and see

so you no know before, by their fruit...

Alexis11:


Kanu go lose more customers supporters with this


I'm just here waiting for Fani Kayode's response since he was supporting NK on twitter when he said Buhari is Jibrin from Sudan.





Where is Pastor Oyedepo that used the exalted pulpit to discuss "Jubrin from Sudan"?
It is Atiku's turn sir.

no payment this time around.

martineverest:
exactly the same thing dat came to my mind...I don't support underaged marriage.but that lady look older than 18 and he story went haywire because the man has down syndrome,which is discriminatory.

the '16 year-old and out-of-wedlock baby' story was formulated to hide the discriminatory attitude towards the down syndrome man

the girl should wait three years then go back to the man,matter settled.

sarrki:
Leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, has alleged that presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party,PDP, Atiku Abubakar is an “indigene” of Cameroon.

Kanu stated this on Saturday during his live broadcast from London, UK.

The IPOB leader further blamed Atiku for the failure of Alex Ekwueme .
Kanu said: “Some of you do not understand that the person behind the failure of Ekwueme in 1999 during PDP convention was Atiku

“Do you know that Atiku Abubakar is from Cameroon? His area of Adamawa was in Cameroon.

Kanu, however, warned Nigerians against voting in the forthcoming 2019 election.

“By voting, all you are doing is perpetuating the misery of our people.

“To vote in the zoo means to endorse 1999 fraudulent constitution. By voting, all you are doing is perpetuating the misery of our people.

On calling off the referendum given to Biafrans to boycott the 2019 election, Kanu called on the government to sign the document given to them.

According to him, that is the only way the 2019 election would not be boycotted by Biafrans.

https://www.google.com/amp/dailypost.ng/2019/02/03/atiku-cameroon-nnamdi-kanu-tells-govt-way-stop-boycott-2019-election/amp/

PDP need to answer this, unlike PDP,APC will not bother about the mad man.

adem30:
That picture is from 2016 when Niger president was campaigning with Buhari picture.

Stop adding to the gullible brain damage

with wailers you never know, if it was atiku it would have been -because he is accepted worldwide.

KingOfAllIgbos:
"Believe this....believe anything"

James Hadley Chase

You never know with women.

handie:
Shame on Sunny Ogbuoji..... Now I understand why Umahi gave him 5 Million Naira for campaign. Dude is more useless than the P in psychology...... I wonder why APC bother presenting candidates in Ebonyi and Enugu state...... If I were PMB, I won't even waste my time coming to the southeast(Apart from Anambra and Imo) to campaign cause even if he paves all the roads of the southeast with gold, they still won't vote for him.... Such is their level of hatred for the man. So, why waste my time going to such an area for campaigns?...... As for Umahi, he's using every opportunity to show the APC candidate that he doesn't stand a chance

you should know about those types of politics by now,he rented crowd because they're used to renting crowd.

If you subtract 2000 from those crowd ,you think that will change the outlook?

thesicilian:
Should we also drop our ATM cards at home when coming to church?

it is true o,tithing with POS.

alizma:
but wait o, Buhari is looking fresh. make I find their trouble small

the guy don dey smell victory

ChangeIsCostant:
A Nigerian man has taken to social media to reveal his heartbreak after finding out his parents hid his twin brother from him since childbirth. 

According to Emmanuel Rowland, he thought he was the only child of his parents before he was shocked to find out last year that he had a twin brother which was given to his father after birth (his parents are separated). 

The young man who reunited with his other half after 21 years - now calls him the best twin brother in the world.

Read his story below. 

Have been in tears have been in pains my mummy..y. do you have to hide my twin from me.  2016 one of my aunty said Emmanuel u have a twin just like a joke I took it, I didn't ask 4dat.

Since 1997, I grew up with no siblings no sister no brother, she doesn't even knw how hard it was 4 me growing alone mum y....meanwhile I had 1 hidden from me chai. Nigerians are wicked oh GOD.

Last year 2018 August 8 I received a call from dad, tho we ain't close so we don't communicate due to mummy and daddy issues. 

We spoke 4 an hour explaining things to me how der got separate and how she took me and gave my brother to dad. this so sad that have lived without a broda not jst a brother a twin my twin. I wish they were in my shoes,der 4 knw say it wasn't easy.

I needed someone to be dere 4 me stand by me laf with me and joke/cry with me, BT thanks to GOD I went to Cali we did the introduction And now we the best twin bro in the world.  

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/nigerian-guy-blasts-his-parents-after-finding-out-he-has-a-twin-brother.html

I believe he is the sad faced one in the pic..

FlirtyGist:
Nigerian actress Yvonne Jegede who reportedly packed out of her husband's house just of recent after marriage crashed, is all smile as she shares adorable new photo. She wrote;

Life is like a coin. You can spend it on whatever you want but you can only spend it once... Great things are about to happen.
#ChocoLove
#MamaX

Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/excited-yvonne-jegede-shares-adorable-new-photo-after-marriage-crash

fairly used

DAYOODS:
Are you in Canada now ?

the guy neva enta plane sef..

newproject:
Am tried of hearing


APC

AND


PDP


Can someone tell me another Party

my broda by march 2019 we shall all rest of them all.

Edoloaded:
293 scored
0 conceded

the question that matters is who were they playing against?

Groovenaija360:
More Tension for president Buhari on Onnoghen's removal as Rivers State lawyers protests in Portharcourt.

Information reaching Groovenaija360 has it that, members of the Portharcourt Branch of Nigeria Bar Association are already on the streets of Portharcourt on a peaceful demonstration, in compliance with the position of its National Executive Committee, which directed all Lawyers to boycott Courts for two days, as a warning strike for the Unlawful Removal of the CJN.


>> https://grovenaija360.com/onnoghen-rivers-state-lawyers-protest-in-portharcourt-photos/

Wine don mobilize this guys

Groovenaija360:
More Tension for president Buhari on Onnoghen's removal as Rivers State lawyers protests in Portharcourt.

Information reaching Groovenaija360 has it that, members of the Portharcourt Branch of Nigeria Bar Association are already on the streets of Portharcourt on a peaceful demonstration, in compliance with the position of its National Executive Committee, which directed all Lawyers to boycott Courts for two days, as a warning strike for the Unlawful Removal of the CJN.


>> https://grovenaija360.com/onnoghen-rivers-state-lawyers-protest-in-portharcourt-photos/

Wike don mobilize this guys

ProsperOkec:
2013 before Buhari tenure the first picture.

2019 after Buhari tenure.

after ten years your eyes still dey look like armed robber,you no change be that,na Port Harcourt prison go do that one.

Funjosh:
Was she sick

is she sick