₦airaland Forum

berem:
Your papa get sense pass you!
Instead of coming to nairaland to shout "Otu nne gi",find time to sit with him and discuss about Buhari's regime and learn.

You never get sense reach.

temitemi1:
U know that it is impossible... No be ekiti where fayose beat serving governor like mad ooo, we are talking abt country here!! Federal might

Kenai:
SaharaReporters decided to host a little video debate between two well-known Twitter personalities in support of their presidential candidates.
On the left side is Kayode Ogundamisi (@Ogundamisi) a Muhammadu Buhari (APC) supporter; and on the right side is Mukhtar Dan'Iyan (@MrAyeDee) a Goodluck Jonathan (PDP) supporter.

Mehn, if you ask me, the debate is epic.
One clearly did his research prior to the debate, while the other relied on emotional rhetoric.
Which of the two am I referring to? Well, watch the video and see.
Trust me, you won't regret it. Hahaha!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSrIHmZXIzk

dtruth3:
this confirms that the DSS was right afterall. Chai APC, deris God ooh!

CoCoLav:
We both know this is an indirect way of encouraging people to vote for them.

JudismphD:
"absense" school yourself properly before advertising your ignorance online

BERNIMOORE:
MY personanal analysis of Gen Buhari's result as released by premium Times,

Note; i do not represent PDP or work for them, i support them to the extent that i see jonathan as a humble man who says something that people are not taking seriously but is part of the solution to curruption, he says...''The use of modern technologies is a powerful tool to fight corruption'' note that i also aknowledge that these technonogies also has its own demerits of being used to promote curruption.

As the controversy rages on, i invited some of my colleages one of them was a 'forensic Analyst who specialises in detecting forged documents, he circles grey areas on the result document and ask for time, on my own part too i take a carefull look at the enlarged format, to crosscheck those circled areas

Hours later, my friend(name witheld) who was the analyst suggests in his analysis that the document was forged, he used extra softwares on his 'mark' laptop to expose a hidden copy of a document that was carefully embeded in on another document.

if Buhari will be seen as the right man to prosecute criminals that forge bank documents or any other document, he 'Buhari should come out with cleaan hands

My friend who is the Forensic analyst cites 18 good manipulations on Buhari's alleged result released to Prem.Times mag. which i dont really have the time to copy here. he said that he can prove beyond reasonable doubt that it was a forgery ''FREE OF CHARGE' in a court of law.

note; mere microsoft office picture manager, paint or opera cannot expose the whole details, you need a more higher versions with more mega-pixels

but to cut the story short, i summarised briefly some points below, here it is (note; you need to zoom the images below for full understanding)

1. imposition of one document on another (sample 1 and sample 2)
2. yellows lines 'D' in (sample 3) are Added lines to cover-up traces of imposition of specimen (H1) and column lines where names (specimen H1) are printed do not align with the blank columns (note; rectangular tiny line was only for illustration and nor part of doc)
3. sample 4, more on column lines where names (specimen H1) are printed do not align[/b] with the blank columns (note, yellow highlighted lines was introduced only illustration and 'not part of doc' )

DeCritique:
Hahahaha... When I say the President is such a brilliant political strategist, you guys won't believe me. The game plan was to remove Sanusi from a place where he was not in so much relevance to the political circle and put him in a place where he would be more relevant.

Now, the President sits, smiles, laughs and exchanges pleasantries with the Emir of Kano who is surely bound to deliver Kano into his palms!!

Long Live President Goodluck Jonathan, GCFR, PhD!
Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!

Seun:
You folks keep mentioning this jubilation. Does it justify the termination of democracy? Didn't people also jubilate when Buhari was overthrown?

Fortifive:
This thread looks like Nairaland of 2007 when commentators were sane and talked with maturity.

Jennynkk:
Yes Buhari cannot read and write. Is it not very clear to you? I can hardly understand what he says in each of his speech. He made me to start re-learning English language ones more because of his sickening verbosity!

ireneony:
op leave us pretty girls alone

LordCenturion:
WHY GEJ DEY PANIC?,if u want GMB as our new president pls click like

1stola:
Ofcoz we know.
I wonder what da fúck is wrong with this Jonatanians ?
Are they kidding me? Today, they are praising their clueless wicked daft father that he reduced petrol price from N97 to N87.
Since the beginning of oil discovery, there has never been
decrease in the price we sell. Only in this unfortunate man's
time and you're here praising this bastard father of yours.
Crude oil price has reduced from about 120 dollars to 55 dollars
per barrel globally. That is about 60% reduction.
Let me explain simply to this silly TANoids
It means that if we buy petrol N100 before, we are supposed to
be buying it N40 now!
Tell me how removing N10 from it now a great achievement.
PETROL WAS N65 as at the time he got there. He meanly
increased it to N180 when he removed subsidy and after so
many protests, he reduced it to N97!
How has he reduced it now? From N65 to N87 abi?
Some dolts said posterity will not forget him coz his name is now among the presidents that reduced fuel price.
How will posterity not forget him?
Posterity will NEVER forgive him!
Jonádaft is the most wicked and corrupt bastard president to
ever unfortunately rule Nigeria. He is not different from
Nebukadnesari in the in the bible.
HE WILL DEFINITELY LOSE THIS NEXT ELECTION take it or leave
it.
Satistics made us know that Nigerians are about 50% Muslim
and 50% Christians.
In 2011, many Muslims I know voted for GeJ. I would have vote
for him too if i was in the country. This time around, Most
people will not vote for him coz HE IS A FAILURE and a
disappointment. Now, at least 90% Muslims will vote for GMB
and I know at least, 15% christains will also vote for him which
totals about 60% of all votes for him. Now tell me how this
wicked clueless goat will not be sent to his village by may 29,
2015.
.
.
GMB all the way jor!
He may not be the best candidate but surely better option to GEJ.

acidtalk:
JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS :

* In 2008 when Obasanjo picked you to be Yaradua's running mate who were the people that first kicked against your candidacy?

The Ijaws did. Their reason was that the 2 years as governor in Bayelsa you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till date, your erra is still termed the worst in Bayelsa.

* Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to sell you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's running mate?

You Jonathan had a case with EFCC has documents proved you embezzled N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000 (FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within two years.

* Ebele, who was your biggest opposition in becoming Yaradua's running mate?

The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man who today is your mouth piece and who is pretending loves you the most.

* Azikiwe, amongst other tricks, what did you do to gather public sympathy?

You Mr Deceitful sent people to blow up part of your house in Bayelsa to make it look like it was your political opponents. The SSS released a report which you guys later hid to debunk your dubious claim.

* Jonathan, when Yaradua made you to be in charge of negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants, who were those who objected and what was their reasons?

Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf. Their reason being that you are not sincere in the Niger Delta course but only after your pocket.

SHOULD I GO ON?

* What was your agreement with PDP regarding a 2nd term.

You promised and even swore you will go for a SINGLE TERM

*Why did you jail James Ibori and forced Aoandoka to go underground?

To revenge their utmost loyalty to the late Yaradua
.

* Did you fulfill your agreement to Tinubu and others even when they had to betray their party at that last minute in order to canvass for you.

ABSOLUTELY NO.

* How did you try to mock and tarnish Obasanjo?

You didn't only remove all his loyalist from your government, you also made sure you made his enemies your closest allies. You don't need me to start calling names right?

* Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern Ally?

Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF BOKO HARAM.


AWAY FROM POLITICS.


* You promised Nigerians incentives in order to remove subsidy. Things like stable power, metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road rehabilitation etc.

MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.

* Obasanjo's government brought GSM amongst other things, Yaradua's short time in government brought RULE OF LAW. Jonathan what has yours brought?

NOTHING EXCEPT INCREASE IN CORRUPTION.

* Never in the history of Nigeria has all institutions witnessed as much strike as yours.

*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS.

* Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you need FIVE presidential jet for even with the high rate of poverty in the land.

* Ebele, the ONLY Nigerian president that tried all means to DIVIDE Nigeria along Religion and Ethnic line.

* The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alameisia (or whatever), Bode George.

* Jonathan will rather gallivant with Nollywood stars than have a session with those brains who are truly making Nigerians proud both Home and Abroad. Or better Still, compose a comforting message to the people of North East.



Nigeria as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT.

We provide our water - borehole.
We provide our light - generator/ inverter
We provide our security - high fence/ cctv
We provide our education - private school.
We produce fuel yet pay the most in the world.
We have no motorable federal road.

A BIG SHAME NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL CARRIER.

HIGH Uneployment in the land.

High rate of Corruption (the CLOWN wants to curb corruption with technology).

JONATHAN YOU ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if WE give you 10 terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU WILL STILL NOT TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND.










FELLOW NIGERIANS : Share these on your Facebook, Twitter, Instergram, BBM, Whatsapp, And every blog and forum you know ( COPY AND PASTE ON AS MANY THREADS ON NAIRALAND AS YOU CAN. THE WHOLE NIGERIA MUST SEE AND HEAR OF JONATHAN'S LIES). Until Jonathan can answer the above questions he doesn't deserve our "clap" not to talk more of our "votes". Be warned! No known record for a successful brain transplant yet so we don't expect any state of improvement in Jonathan's cluelessnes and deceits.

GSKing:
Forgive me but I thought the bolded words were funny

Kachisbarbie:
ThankGod for your sister.
Hope she is calm now...

But then, if they really wanted to waylay them...what's a bike speed compared to a jeep?
@that point they both stopped to do look me ah look you - they could have easily grabbed them na.
Anyway, I guess that's part of the testimony.

morefire:
and they have now changed from the thieves that they were in PDP to saints all because they are now in APC...

Nigerians please think now

slightlyMad:
can we apply?

LMAyedun:
A Presidential candidate that doesn't have a Certificate

A Presidential candidate that doesn't remember nor know his phone Number

A Presidential candidate that can't remember his running mate's name

I can't Vote for such.

Sai Jonathan

GEJ till 2019