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I once had a female friend who had dis birth mark stuff all over are laps on the left leg she was fair in complexion the shiit was green! soo irritating. but some are exceptional Beautiful.

just give her a bone the next time she does that

the Girl make sense sha. waking every morning and seeing such a Beauty by ones side go extend life span. bin following her so far shez well behaved. just lonely deep inside.

martinsfm:
Good mrng OP...my issue is...I have this babe frm childhood friend... reconnected via fb.. now we close AF we talk very often.. I assumed the BF role.. but she always reminded me I aint her bf.. so asked mayb she had a bf.. so we cn date.. she allowed me know .. she actually has a bf but it isnt serious nd she actually wants to leave him.. but the thing now is.. she said she doesnt want to leave her bf yet cos..the devil she knows is better than the angel she doesnt know.. based on the fact that we just met..barely a mnth.. she still hasn't stopped being close..we talk evry hr..via phone or chat..the thing dr is.. how do I get out of this zone fast or steps to accelerate this phase..cos she said I should gv her time..nd d truth is im not the patient type nd im scared of being friendzoned ..one virtue God didnt gv me...

all she wants from you is assurance that you won't break her heart n hurt her in the long run! its already obvious shez in to you already if a girl likes you is usually nt really hard to read. just be urself blurtly tell her you want to collect her from her soo called boy frnd, n you'd like to be her man promising you won't toy with heart n that's it. trust me she'll all be urs. when your both ready to get intimate brother give her head use ur mouth, go down there n make her feel real good, the sex should be good too that act alone restores her back to default setting, erasing all other viruses (passionate moments with her current soo called guy) I've done this times with out no. it works perfectly, show her love, take her out once in while, send her love text in the morning and at regular intervals, give pocket money once in a while (if ur a working class guy) no matter how small, buy her gifts too. its the little things we do that really matters in a relationship! . all she wants from you is reassurance Goodluck Bro.

he should be doing the thanking. beauty n the beast, well they say love is Blind once the cassava is good. shez humble

its a no no for me! what's life without some Sweet romance n striffing! if you ain't having sex ur practically dead inside.

Harry3:
It should be "WRITE" not "WROTE". Go back to secondary school.[b]

I guess your still in secondary school that's y your brain is still Sharp go n read your books kid! since I don't know my tenses! the content in which I use the " wrote" in is the represent! I believe your Jobless, go run! some errand for Mom kid! n get the Fucck off my mentions!

Harry3:
This is how u pple fail exams..
Am sure if this post was a comprehension in utme and at the end a question was asked like this from this post:
Question: Does the OP stay in same place with the EX?
Am very much sure your answer would be YES and you would fail and blame the examinar.
Where did the OP say that he stays in same place with the EX here in this post? OP said and I quote "I stay in same area with her new boy friend and this her new boy friend who is also in same class with her (now graduates) used to come to my place and watch match with friends" or is the OP a witch to know that a guy he stays in same place would date his EX?

what's this reetard saying! fucck off did I specifically wrote that am not aware of what the write up was all about, if shez not within his reach in terms of distance hw the fucck will she be rubing her new guy all up in his face? ur brain is probably wet(soo you lack reasoning)! you better becareful how you address people I'm not the the cause of ur misery in life. go and make yourself Useful idiiot.

I have that problem too! I naturally derive joy in starring at ladies asss! even without having any bad intensions . I've tried hard to stop it but I no fit. lol who wudnt admire the wonderful works of God

ubunja:
dont drug them.THATS RAPE.throw spanish fly away
do this:
snatch something she is holding.her fone or pen.or purse.whatever.put that thing behind your back.dont run away.just stay there.she will try to wrestle for that thing from behind you.and as u struggle against each other bodies touch.skin contacts happens. just watch magic happen.that struggle with take the two of u down a different road than the one u thought..
this is the tactic most gals use to initiate sex with guys.but most guys never see the signal.
if someone grabs something u holding and puts it behind their back or runs off with it ITS ON.!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes Ooh! ur Brain dy there, I cud remember 9yrs ago, my first yr in school. I wasn't too experience den about women then. my later to be ex then just came to return the handout she had borrowed from me a few datz back. she was tall n sexy as hell n I knew she was creazy about me already. but was too shy! soo I applied this formula subconsciously, I wanted to see hw beautiful her hand writing was but she refused to let me see her notes, I had to snatch it by force then l landed on my bed. she followed me to the bed n the rest was history that was how she almst drain my destiny wit every day sex! because I use to give it to her good.
life is funny,now! the girls, Do the hunting n inviting now

Rokia2:
Even if he was a billionaire I wouldn't.

Men with small dicks? Hell to the no.


Waiting for all them pained small dicks niggas to quote me and say my pussy is wide.

lol no comment

that's y I don't date girls that are close to where I reside, Inter state is preferable. I can't stand that shiit

just be yourself

I just hope he ends up marrying you. creazy choice of words!

OboOlora:
Jeez! What's really going on in that country. U guys seem to be eating anything, snakes monitor lizards, turtles, orangutan. Would not be surprised if y'all start eating each other. God punish Buhari

hmm camel toe! yumieee

they were all Nice, it made me a better person having studied their various characters , pros n cons am more experienced nw! I just wanted some tin better

take your eyes off! someone else's Wife. some men get mind ooh! I can never screw a married Woman God Forbid That.

Only when she's not feeling fine or heavily pregnant! but on a normal day its a No for me! women tend to take things for granted when your trying to be super Romantic but if the mutual respect is there then that should nt be a problems

kingzsley:
Yuck! ! can't eat that cold slimy thing with my tongue. NEVER!!!! Omg, I'd rather remain celibate.

you probably Will in due time! there is nothing sweeter than a freshly served pusssy

Lalas247:
She just gained more weight so the hips got bigger simple science
150 is the best ... at 170 if you have a kid then it may really turn to fat if not carefully

Lovely figure

you've got a nice figure yourself. u've bin hiding it lately, too many PM's I guess

Lalas247:
She just gained more weight so the hips got bigger simple science
150 is the best ... at 170 if you have a kid then it may really turn to fat if not carefully

Lovely figure

u've got a nice one yourself

Etuagievin:
I give

keep searching Bro! also ensure ur a virgin too. not after fuccking other people's wife n daughters ur looking for a saint to marry!

who gives a fucck about virginity

political propaganda the dullard Buhari n his political cows are planning to fool Nigerians come 2018 to boost their chances for 2019! some ignoramus will still fall prey to this political Juggernauts.

any guy that last more than five minutes on the first round is definately on some type of drug. as for me sex I don't count the first round as anything. the action starts from second round. if you can maintain your eraction after the first round don't wait/ rest just proceed to the next round brother.

from the way ur are addressing her is like you don't want to continue with the marriage proceedings. if you want still marry the court is always there. reception is not bye force

forget about the issue of trust, human beings are not to be fully trusted this days. Soo its a big no for me. there are affordable hotels around that should do. can you give a dog born for keeps n tell him not to eat? when women are raped they find it hard to speak out because of shame that come with it, I can't put my woman in any form of danger, even if the soo called friend is a pope. in conclusion "konji still remains a bastard"

donk552:
Everything about kogi is useless. Governor useless, his tribe useless, the resident useless, the state useless and it schools are useless.

even your entire generation Will be useless, ur allowed to insult the useless governor n his stupid policies! insulting the people of kogi state is not accepted.

BuhariNaWah:
Please Nairalanders,

What does Dickson mean

Son of a Dicck or Dicck wy get Son

Sexytemi:
Lol, I guess you're right but it should be limited o

no I don't womanize! I'm a one man one woman kinda guy! the only cheating i'm allow to do is with my Vaseline! when the Konji is hyper high n my fiancée ain't around

Sexytemi:
Ehn ehn, chaiiii women iyaff suffer o....thats bad o.

A woman was not designed to crew many men! men are good managers! a good example is King Solomon and Your Great great grandfather.