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This campaign be like where them sell Okrika clothes for yaba.

Na small I take fine pass the boy, he try

Okay

Ok

Jollyjoy:
oghene mi! So u dn't knw self? HELL!

Abeg, I dan beg for forgiveness. No hell for me.

That's not a good excuse madam.

Paparazzi president!

Someone is looking for a thousand guys to friendzone.

Magic? Or is it my browser?

U de relax for ground ba?
Stand up!
Come start to find job.

Whenever I see some girls comment on stuffs like this, I'm always pushed to check their profile. Some don't usually put their pictures as display picture but go to the extent to fall your hand by snapping close to a bush.

You didn't even see the newspaper name?
Savinggracereporters ko, savingfacereporters ni!

Actions speak louder than voice.

You say no but act yes.
I know he doesn't control your movement but some men do not like competition. You made him feel he is competing for your love, that's the problem.

He has given you space to find your facebook friend.

What should a man do then?

Scary sunday!

The man no get life problem, if he get he for channel am well.

315billion naira is equal to three states allocation!

Seize the gaddamn thing and resell to countries who need it.

The money and some clothes can be used to save the internal displaced persons.

Don't burn it.

To say I know this woman personally pains me more.

She once came to our town's end of the year party some years back in company of her daughter. When she talked about why we should do well in our respective fields and businesses, I felt the speech. She spoke with a confidence that made many called her "agava nwanyi".

Delta state: the land of looting and thiefery!

He is still taking paparazzi pictures around the world.

You know if she chop commot from house?
Some girls must not follow you to "serve yourself" party.

A man that'll marry a woman who tightened her vjay is not different from a man who bought S6 with eba inside!

You didn't steal it, we agree.
Who did you borrow?

You poor for maths o

If you don't believe this, you better think twice. Its real.

When I was in the university. Uniben students will know hall 4, unit 1 very well. It was around 3pm in the afternoon, when almost all the students were coming back from classes. Close to the unit 1 common room, they was a glass there which all the students check themselves before leaving the hostel.
A man came to ask my hall mate where hall 5 is. He told him that he should go outside and walk alittle, he'll see hall 5. Normal thing, the man shook his hand and left. My guy felt the urge to urinate, mehn, lo and behold, no penis o! The good thing about it was that the man was about to leave the hostel gate when he raised the alarm of his missing pe'nis. We thought he was doing the normal "arrowing" thing. But he came out from the toilet crying that his penis has gone inside. Without confirming anything, we asked him if he had anything with anybody before entering the bathroom. He said he shook the hand of an unknown man he directed to hall 5 some minutes ago. We asked if he will recognise the man, he said yes. So we set out to look for the man who just left the gate, trying to get "maingate" bus. Mehn! See hammering that day! We nearly killed the guy that day but the porters helped and rescued the guy from our hands. We didn't know what later happened but we got the pe'nis back.

Since then, our greeting in the hall changed from "howfar guy" to raising your hands in the air and say "I hail bros".

Have I committed sin by reading the op?

I'm not concerned about the cars, that baby is too beautiful, ahan!

Wake me up when love solves any problem in marriage

I thought Saraki had the upper hand. He should be given the opportunity to lead the 8th Assembly because he has done so much for the party.

Who gave her certificate?
The school needs to be probed!