₦airaland Forum

SirMichael1:
In as much as the op is wrong in her assumptions, your last paragraph isn't correct either.

When you talk about impact on hard bodies, you talk about momentum of the colliding bodies, not spead alone. In momentum, you're taught that M=mv, where m is the mass and v is the velocity of the object. V is speed per unit time(s).

Therefore, an object like a Golf ball weighing about 3kg will need a hundred of the speed of light (will need a hundred times of this c=3.10*10^8m/s) to distroy the earth whose mass is 5.972*10^24kg. Never possible bro.

The speed of light still remains unbreaken and to break even twice the speed of light is impossible. Even if it is, a golf ball cannot withstand the heat of friction at that speed. It will melt.

but super man no melt na

Did i saw some people typing Kano state is peaceful...... peaceful my ass... no northern state is peaceful in Nigeria

the trailer lost control due to the drivers error from the ogogoro he took. Accident don't just occur, they are cause by human error.

sch laptop from CA to Nigeria ...it's well

FullBlastLight:
Bro, so 4 ur Church mind u think say those bogus figures daily released by NCDC aren't too astronomical enough 4 any right-thinking person 2 deduce dt everytin is nothing bt a farce?

Coupled wit d very fact dt almost every case confirmed in Nig is asymptomatic as against what's obtainable in other climes where there's REAL COVID-19 CASES!

ok,i don hear you... covid19 no dey 9ja

FullBlastLight:
All lazy bones!

Since they're getting paid, they don't wanna return 2 work again, using d #Scamdemic as a cover!

Scamdemic bah.... Na wetin ur bubu talk bdat b4 d virus break enter 9ja. Now see whr we dey.

95% of student wey dey shout say make sch open just wan go snap for sch and gist with their old pals. Aside from that, the rest na scam o, nothing dey for their brain... Sha make govt open sch for 3months alone make we see who go survive am and those wey go die go rest in peace. life continues.

Loyalqwin:
I came as usual to visit my bf only to meet my own best friend having sex with him.
Am devastated right now. How can I pay them back? I need to hurt him advice needed.

you don't need an advice on how to hurt him... set awon attention seekers.

jksxxxx:
I made a post on nairaland searching for note 10 plus battery and I got a message from member claiming he has the whole faulty screen and was willing to let go the battery and charging flex we both agreed on 30k and I suggested excrow which he declined but since I was desperate he offered I pay around 5k then pay the balance when he sees it .after sending the 5k as low as 5k the idiot blocked me
I even used another number to message him and he blocked the number
My surprise is that how can someone risk his bvn for as cheap as 5k .and funny enough he is a small boy .I don't really blame him but the society for someone as young as that to result in defrauding innocent people meaning there is no hope .I have reported the issue to the authorities and his bvn has been flagged .the moral lesson from All this never pay for what u have not seen no matter how tempting .if the person is not an active user that has testimony don't pay first ..his account name is : Odogwu gabruwl account number is 0221622585 GTB bank his Whatsapp number +2349012880372

well come to the street

I think you are mad. period

prezidob:
Dear Nairalanders, please help me. I am a student in one of Nigeria's Univesities. I came to Lagos because of ASSU strike in March before COVID-19 issue came up. My phone was stolen when "ONE MILLION BOYS" were on rampage and ever since then, I couldn't afford to buy another one. Please I beg you in the name of God your creator to help me with a phone even if is the one I can repair I wouldn't mind. Your singular act of kindness would go a long way in helping a brother and I will forever remember this day that I get a help from Nairaland. You won't go unrewarded. God bless you handsomely. You can reach me via: adambright5@ail.com OR 09077874685

and ur moniker dey bear presido..... na wa o

chatinent:
I wished you stop thinking that fraud makes you a real GEE. Believe me bro, if the world wasn't shifted, it's actualjly no life. Just work legally. If you have a clean conscience, you are rich.

No mind him coconut head. na fraud dey him head.

Put this one 4 9ja, na the glass dem go first steal b4 any other tinz.

trueguy573:
Good day Nairalanders, I decided to post this here due to its population.

I can't help but notice that my skin is too soft and smooth nearly like that of a newborn. I have 3 sisters. I and 2 of them took our mother's skin. We all have soft skins but mine is extra soft. It is also very sensitive to the core.

Actually, the main issue that prompted me to post this is that triming my hair and beard is hell especially when the barber begins to re-shape the hair line back of the head or scrape off the hair under my chin. When the clipper comes in contact with my skin, I would literally feel like jumping up due to the excruciating pain. It was as if one was drawing with a knife on my skin. It took a lot of self-control and fear of getting cut to bear it all. My beard also isn't helping out as it grows rapidly.

I'm frustrated. Most barbers and folks I've been with acknowledged that my skin was soft. The only advantage of my skin is that ladies love to feel em especially when we hug and it glows attractively backed up with shea butter and coconut oil. Anytime I felt the razor pain, I was more determined to be rich as poverty would really deal with me and my determination is coming to reality, thanks to God.

Anyway please help me out with this, what natural item can make my skin thicker? I need your recommendations. I know I'm not the only one facing this. I would really appreciate your input. Anyone out there who knows a practical step to get a thicker skin?

go do bricklayer job for 3months then come back and thank me later walia.

Baybii:

Very good one. Let Nigerians stop deceiving ourselves, life has started in all aspects. There's nothing wrong in schools resuming now.

but i hear say coro don catch one waec student for Akwa Ibom.... wetin b d assurance say all d rest student's neva enter one chance.

abeg all this car manufacturers for 9ja, where dem dy test run thier cars for this 9ja roads so.... Nawa o

dis one go still go back go carry 2nd belle come again.... awon werey family.

[quote author=Abouwaza post=93114602]Who this one dey thank?[/quote
parachute dey the plane. AUDIO

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be fvcking the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

attention seekers.... werey

if i sub MTN 15k, i go do give away.

This one na u nd ur God

Tobitoo:
Them wahala...... please Toilet led light is available @ a very cheap rate....if you are interested hola me on what.sapp 080..550..86312

As e dey hot, na so musa take put yansh ontop toilet wan shit, the nxt tin him yansh catch fire.

Binhamid:
Good evening, I stay in a different state from my girlfriend and we see like once in 3 months. She has a tight work schedule and I also do. We also try to make 3 weeks out of December our mini-honeymoon each year. Everything was good because we communicate and tell each other everything. Even if I hang out with female friends or go out on dates due to boredom I do tell her. The one time I kissed a girl due to the fact that I was drunk I told her and I apologized. We had a long fight but we settled. She also tells me everything even when she go on dates. Because I used to tell her who she can go out with and when she should come back, I encourage her to do this because I always feel she might be bored sometimes and male company is okay as long as they are reasonable fellows. So lastweek she went out with this fellow she mentioned briefly to me about, and when I called her in the night I noticed she was acting somehow. Usually we talk for two hours every night and she never declines video call? That day she called me earlier than usual, we start our call by 10pm and she called me by 8pm and she told me she will call back. She called again by 11:00 and we did not talk for more than 7 min. When I requested for video call she declined. That was when I knew she was not home. So I texted her that I knew she is not home. She called me back the second day that she just saw my text that she is sorry and that it was because of curfew that she stayed at the guy's place and all. That she does not know how to tell me blah blah blah. So I broke up with her. And she has been crying and saying sorry since. I still love her, and I actually believe her story a bit, but I'm still angry. Am I overreacting should I take her back or leave her to enjoy her life.

This thing no be fiction na something wey dey vex and pain me. If you talk rubbish I go use the vex curse you.

go curse ur family members... werey.

that 3D image na behind the scene.

Heartheart:
Hi I just needed to bring this here. I am 22 years of age and I am not happy at all. My boy friend and I are in a long distance relationship. Not long perse. He is in lagos while I'm in abeokuta. I served in lagos so that's how we met and we got to spend quality time together.

Now since I've passed out I've been at home. I passed out in June. So it's been June that we saw last and now we're in august. He has been disturbing me to come visit him as it has not been easy staying alone, loneliness and all. I promised to visit him next week which also happened to be my birthday week. I have super strict parents but I still promised I will find my way.

I told them (parents) that I was travelling to visit a friend (girl). I could not tell them it was my boyfriend I was going to see because I knew deep down they wouldn't allow me travel to another city to see a guy. But my parents have blatantly refused that I cannot visit this girl. I had to tell my bf that I was not going to come. He was so sad and angry and he let me know he has wasted a lot of money preparing to surprise me for my birthday. He was so excited to see me and he had made a lot of plans. He told me he was disappointed in me and he doesn't think he can continue a relationship like this. Yes he comes to abeokuta sometimes but he mostly lodges in the hotel. He told me he can't continue lodging in the hotel that if I love him I will make effort. I tried to convince my parents they did not gree. Imagine, I told them I wanted to see a gf that they knew and they refused. What if I had told them he was a guy.

Pls guys how do u advise me to save my relationship, I'm in a tight spot right now and really sad.

dont shoot your leg with a gun.... be warned.

wahala dey Nigeria... local man is finally tired to be tired. local man is finished.

same story, different names. Special forces they are.

damilonya:
Location?

chat me up on the said number above. Thank you

corolla for 19m...... Whats the difference btw 2020 and 2019 model.