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Put this one 4 9ja, na the glass dem go first steal b4 any other tinz.

trueguy573:
Good day Nairalanders, I decided to post this here due to its population.

I can't help but notice that my skin is too soft and smooth nearly like that of a newborn. I have 3 sisters. I and 2 of them took our mother's skin. We all have soft skins but mine is extra soft. It is also very sensitive to the core.

Actually, the main issue that prompted me to post this is that triming my hair and beard is hell especially when the barber begins to re-shape the hair line back of the head or scrape off the hair under my chin. When the clipper comes in contact with my skin, I would literally feel like jumping up due to the excruciating pain. It was as if one was drawing with a knife on my skin. It took a lot of self-control and fear of getting cut to bear it all. My beard also isn't helping out as it grows rapidly.

I'm frustrated. Most barbers and folks I've been with acknowledged that my skin was soft. The only advantage of my skin is that ladies love to feel em especially when we hug and it glows attractively backed up with shea butter and coconut oil. Anytime I felt the razor pain, I was more determined to be rich as poverty would really deal with me and my determination is coming to reality, thanks to God.

Anyway please help me out with this, what natural item can make my skin thicker? I need your recommendations. I know I'm not the only one facing this. I would really appreciate your input. Anyone out there who knows a practical step to get a thicker skin?

go do bricklayer job for 3months then come back and thank me later walia.

Baybii:

Very good one. Let Nigerians stop deceiving ourselves, life has started in all aspects. There's nothing wrong in schools resuming now.

but i hear say coro don catch one waec student for Akwa Ibom.... wetin b d assurance say all d rest student's neva enter one chance.

abeg all this car manufacturers for 9ja, where dem dy test run thier cars for this 9ja roads so.... Nawa o

dis one go still go back go carry 2nd belle come again.... awon werey family.

[quote author=Abouwaza post=93114602]Who this one dey thank?[/quote
parachute dey the plane. AUDIO

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be fvcking the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

attention seekers.... werey

if i sub MTN 15k, i go do give away.

This one na u nd ur God

Tobitoo:
Them wahala...... please Toilet led light is available @ a very cheap rate....if you are interested hola me on what.sapp 080..550..86312

As e dey hot, na so musa take put yansh ontop toilet wan shit, the nxt tin him yansh catch fire.

Binhamid:
Good evening, I stay in a different state from my girlfriend and we see like once in 3 months. She has a tight work schedule and I also do. We also try to make 3 weeks out of December our mini-honeymoon each year. Everything was good because we communicate and tell each other everything. Even if I hang out with female friends or go out on dates due to boredom I do tell her. The one time I kissed a girl due to the fact that I was drunk I told her and I apologized. We had a long fight but we settled. She also tells me everything even when she go on dates. Because I used to tell her who she can go out with and when she should come back, I encourage her to do this because I always feel she might be bored sometimes and male company is okay as long as they are reasonable fellows. So lastweek she went out with this fellow she mentioned briefly to me about, and when I called her in the night I noticed she was acting somehow. Usually we talk for two hours every night and she never declines video call? That day she called me earlier than usual, we start our call by 10pm and she called me by 8pm and she told me she will call back. She called again by 11:00 and we did not talk for more than 7 min. When I requested for video call she declined. That was when I knew she was not home. So I texted her that I knew she is not home. She called me back the second day that she just saw my text that she is sorry and that it was because of curfew that she stayed at the guy's place and all. That she does not know how to tell me blah blah blah. So I broke up with her. And she has been crying and saying sorry since. I still love her, and I actually believe her story a bit, but I'm still angry. Am I overreacting should I take her back or leave her to enjoy her life.

This thing no be fiction na something wey dey vex and pain me. If you talk rubbish I go use the vex curse you.

go curse ur family members... werey.

that 3D image na behind the scene.

Heartheart:
Hi I just needed to bring this here. I am 22 years of age and I am not happy at all. My boy friend and I are in a long distance relationship. Not long perse. He is in lagos while I'm in abeokuta. I served in lagos so that's how we met and we got to spend quality time together.

Now since I've passed out I've been at home. I passed out in June. So it's been June that we saw last and now we're in august. He has been disturbing me to come visit him as it has not been easy staying alone, loneliness and all. I promised to visit him next week which also happened to be my birthday week. I have super strict parents but I still promised I will find my way.

I told them (parents) that I was travelling to visit a friend (girl). I could not tell them it was my boyfriend I was going to see because I knew deep down they wouldn't allow me travel to another city to see a guy. But my parents have blatantly refused that I cannot visit this girl. I had to tell my bf that I was not going to come. He was so sad and angry and he let me know he has wasted a lot of money preparing to surprise me for my birthday. He was so excited to see me and he had made a lot of plans. He told me he was disappointed in me and he doesn't think he can continue a relationship like this. Yes he comes to abeokuta sometimes but he mostly lodges in the hotel. He told me he can't continue lodging in the hotel that if I love him I will make effort. I tried to convince my parents they did not gree. Imagine, I told them I wanted to see a gf that they knew and they refused. What if I had told them he was a guy.

Pls guys how do u advise me to save my relationship, I'm in a tight spot right now and really sad.

dont shoot your leg with a gun.... be warned.

wahala dey Nigeria... local man is finally tired to be tired. local man is finished.

same story, different names. Special forces they are.

damilonya:
Location?

chat me up on the said number above. Thank you

corolla for 19m...... Whats the difference btw 2020 and 2019 model.

Samson345:
Good day nairalanders pls I'm having issues with my skrill account I have been trying to deposit the money in my skrill to my bank account ,but seconds later I was told the transactions was cancelled by my bank I also tried my zenith account it was also cancelled .can anyone pls tell me why these transactions are been declined .

same thing happens to me. just like someone said you can't withdraw from a skrill acct in Nigeria. i had to by pass it before getting my money. dm me 0 7 zero one 8 8 nine two 7 one 7

bukatyne:
That gate is not effective, the parents should please get another gate.

like this one bah, werey.

Pattypatt:
I'm a woman.

oh, let me quick quite....

Poorboy:
location

kwara.

tomorrow dem go enter china.

Pattypatt:
Good day nairalanders, I'm in dire need of a job, I hold a 2_1 degree, I'm hardworking and smart, I can work anywhere too. Pls help me. I'm tired of staying at home

Bro,with this covid19 stuff enh, i can't guarantee you full class working hour but if you know you can work and you are a hardworking guy then you can buzz me up let's chat on whatsapp. 07018 8927 17.

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child of doom, chat me up let me tell u a Secret dat will change ur life

see inside life, na only sleeping lady dem see. dem no see sleeping man.... so dem want mk we men work till we die without sleep too..... Aye buru

Unlimitk:
Bros thank u I go dey plan now,i go call u soon to plan my movement Bros u be helper I'm going to be planning now i will soon contact u

Na God my broda... No be my power.

Unlimitk:
Guy I get money for transport,i fit come Kwara squat for like 3 months then stay on my own
Please bro can u help me

if you can squat for 3months, then no p. work dey here bt na for strong guys. in 10days, i make 15k. sometimes more... just chat me mk we reason.. God no go shame us.

Unlimitk:
Bros I get like 15k Anytime I'm ready to leave I'm tired not seeing anything to do I even saved d money for emergency I will call or chat u on whatsapp

No p bro. you can call or chat me up.

Unlimitk:
D guy don link u?

him say he wan gather small doe first then him go yarn me matter

Unlimitk:
Bro,i fit chat u

chat me