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hahahahaha, this one funny die.... dem no see person copy.... student's don sit for house tire, brain don dull... wetin remain again. then dem come carry strict invigilator come again. Student don tire... sch na scam

cdm4live:
l Might not be too cohesive, the structuring but really not that bad that you won't be able to get the point I am trying to raise.

just tell us u are peter and ur friend is james shikina

askings:
Dear nairaland,
I am seriously depressed. There are some occasions I couldn't talk because they would see me as small boy. And I am a 30+ year old, a programmer and a millionaire with some assets. I really have many challenges related to my small body. There was even a time I went to a bar to just have some pepper soup and these hard drinks, all sums to 25,000 naira. The lady attending to me was like who send you come buy these stuffs.

Please is there any help you can render that can make me grow big? I have used a lot of drugs and eat much goodies. I think there is a lot advantages with big bodies. Please i need a mature response and advice.

you for kuku tell us say you wan trend onto say you get money na.... small stature kill u there

Vyzz:
Baba we no even understand u




The only thing I dey see na Peter

I tire o... na peter nd james i understand for d matter o... d rest na scam

lefulefu:
what happened to ur old boyfriend?

No mind her, maga don chop free pussy tire den japa.... dis olosho wan come sell already used product give us.

rawpadgin:
Okay, was having a drink with a friend of mine last night & he told me he no longer find his fiancée attractive. They got engaged a year ago & the babe is already pregnant for him. He is however still planning to wife her because the girl is a wife material & he will grow further financially with her by his side but believes he might be cheating on her after marriage.

According to him, the said girl has done a lot for him mostly during the pandemic period but believes he shouldn't be getting married to a girl simply because she has assisted him on many occasions. All my effort to convince him that the feelings will come after marriage proved abortive.

let him be... you don't av 2 convince him..... Time will speak for him.

chikago1:
do you print the slip?

chat me up

Bawal:
Due to some challenges, I and my wife are staying in one room self con and her 30 year old sister has been staying with us for some months now, my wife is older than her by three years.

Making love has been challenging since then even though the sister puts bed on the floor and sleep,most time when we assume she is asleep and engage in the act, i will later observe that she is not sleeping. Though she will maintain as if she is sleeping and this is constituting an uneasy environment.

In fact most time she knows when we are doing it. We are very uncomfortable over the act and she is not moving out from the house soonest. Though she is an adult that such may not sound strange to her, but indirectly seeing or hearing the sound on when i am performing duty on her elder sister makes us feel uncomfortable especially when we see one another in the morning after the act.

Please whats the right way to manage this situation. Advise please.

This op mumu die.... infact na u dem suppose dey call swelpe. at first na y u agree mk she come wen u knw say na 1 room self con u dey manage... gerrout of here..... next pls

hmmm

ChildOfDoom:
you are mistaking me for some one else. I didn't send DM. I can't even access this mail. I didn't say I lost 800k. that is another guy I saw on front page sometime ago
mine was about 600k in total this year.

Though, i will surely need help getting a good job (of about 50k monthly) once I can overcome my addiction, and once I see my result. Probably, around December or next year. That way, I learn to live contented.

Currently working on myself. no longer desperate. i pray someone believes in me & help out when that time comes....

good then

see dis donkey of an OP, i pity u... ur head don crash 4 woman matter.... God go shame u soon

oyinbo life style simple die...d man no even care at all.... lol

Nigeria and violence na 5 and 5....not 5 and 6.

Wisegreenland:
30k is the last price

u go see buyer...... 30k

it's ok... 60k for a game that is already dying out of the market.... talk beta price mk we strike deal abeg.

All this benefit boys with thier oppression enh... God no go shame us o

E don happen o

let it continue

Rahyberg:
That is how some people lose opportunities. Every opportunities that comes your way, you have to grab it by full force..

Keep it up for giving a helping hand. I believe one day I'll help people here as well.

thanks bro... the guy isn't serious at all.... imagine him saying he fooled us..... instead of him to sit down and reason abt life then he is there saying he fooled us...... like i said bro, people like him don't deserve a second chance of help.... so i will let it slide away... He has lost that opportunity.

Olat201:
run how, Na wetin we do grow up be that, though we leave am at one stage but as tins be now once a soldier is always a soldier

chat me up bro 07018 89 2717. E go better for us

Olat201:
Pls do anyone know how or where I could get a construction job in Ado Ekiti, pls you might be saving a life, I need any job so I would be able to survive

chia,as if na kwara state... i for link you... work dey die i swear.... na u go run self say u no do again.... well it's well bro

ChildOfDoom:
I am not asking for money. I am lamenting & tired of my addiction

wanted to help this dude out but guess what, he shot his self on the leg.... by now, he should have been thanking God and dancing.

ChildOfDoom:
I am not asking for money. I am lamenting & tired of my addiction

haaa,child of doom... No b u be dis ni that lost abt 800k on gambling.... Abeg don't dm me again... you don't need help....

you get tire of something when you don't get a better result from it.... Addiction is bad.... i can help you bro... dm me 07018 89 27 17

3310adeb:
Hello ma pipu,,,,,,,,
I met this lady during lockdown and she's 9ice and calm, fast forward,,, we started having issues because she do post different guys and she will be claiming that they are just friends,,, she even post one and told me that that guy is her ex, wnw she have completely change and will ignore my message plus she never text me first, we had a misunderstanding last last month and she blocked me for days but I apologise because I think I gave went too far for asking her some unreasonable questions that day,,,, I'm trying my best for her even try to get her a job and I paid 70% of her bill,, presently she will never chart or call me first,,, ma pipu please advice me on what to do funny enough I never enter d place ooo,,, pls is she just keep me for reason,,,,,,

foolish idiot... na toto go kill u

behind the scene..... This one dey act film for hand.... awon werey

Otuamaka:
Nobody wants to date me for keep... Everybody wants to just fucck me and go !!!

lol,funny...fucck and go... you be supermarket ni...

chia, market don burst.... thief go full area tire... make i go dig ground hide my 5k jeje.... bank self no safe.....

op don high

MrOjay1:
Last friday evening, my friend in the hood called me on phone to inform me of a job opening in an ongoing construction site somewhere around Agbara (Lagos).

He told me the pay is 2,300 per day depending on if you were able to finish the day's job.

I told him i was interested (no choice for a broke man) and asked him when we are to leave for the place. He said we'll leave for Agbara the next day early in the morning to get there on time and start with others.

'No wahala', I said.

We set off the next morning and got there before 7 or thereabouts. When the supervisor saw me said, 'oboy as you dey lenge lenge (slim) like this, you sure say you go fit do this kind work so??'

I told him i could. Shey no be my mates dey do am?

I started the work which was carrying mixed concrete and sand up into the second floor of the building.

The work no easy o. I wan die true to God but i just chinned up and continued. I worked like this till afternoon.

My body was telling me to stop but i continued being that i wanted my full pay for the day then something happened.

As i was climbing up the scaffolded stairs, my limbs had become weak and my eyes dazed, i had no energy left again to climb up to the second floor so while trying to muster up energy as i climbed, I mis-stepped my footings and was about falling off the stairs down to the ground laden with bamboo, nails, stones and co far below but was saved by the hand of another worker coming up the stairs behind me. He had already noticed my fatigue and signs of faint feeling.

My headpan had already crashed down the ground.

I wonder what would have happened to me. Probably would have died.

The supervisor heard of it and was furious, lambasting me saying,' shebi i tell you say you no fit do this work? Na so you for put me for trouble.Oya dey go house now now, he said as he put his hands in his pocket and brought out 1400 as my payment.

I protested and demanded my full payment but he wasn't listening and was threatening to call the police.

I left the place, went home and used half the money to treat the sprain and pains i was feeling all over my body.

you funny self op, full payment for job wey you no finish... nawa 4 u o....

behine the scene