₦airaland Forum

QuinieR:
Thank you lemme cry my cry in silence

tah,u wey don expose ur cry to public lol.... people wicked o, girls too go soon dey carry boxers too

QuinieR:
Stop been harsh,I didn’t beg you for money

My sis, 4get ur money.... stop doing online business.... dis people aren't trustworthy at all... although some of them are real but few... just few..... i heard a guy saying he bought a tv set from one guy by d name Onilebaba and later on he found out d tv was a trash.... So since then i lost hope in anytin online business...... Am not harsh, am jst angry how some people still trust some fellow individual's to d extent of sending them cash for a business trans...

Am sorry 4 ur lost of cash sis.... u said since march, b4 d corona stuff........ wait nd see wat will happen.

22brains:
there is always a starting point for everyone. Nobody wakes up to own a 30billion. Avoid woman while aiming for your purpose.

Unless if i play US lottery jackpot then i can bcom a 30billon gang overnight if i won.

This one never know anytin yet... he is still a baby learner...... win 20k today, pay offering of 100k gv gambling back next week.... Nawa o,

If you were scam online then what d fu*k did u want us to do now.... you did a transaction online with an individual you haven't met nd tinz went messy....Sis, we aren't detective here nd we aren't a fucki*g police officer.... so carry ur case alone and let we NL ride in peace

fairfora:
But sanwoolu said boat mishap is now a thing of the past in lagos in his recent but usual lies? What's bad in providing enough life jacket at various terminals and enforce compliance like you guys do before boarding a flight?

By now, an average lagosian ought to have learnt how to swim due to . In addition to having a life jacket, govt must also ensure passengers present a swimming certificate before he/she is allowed to board. The captain too must possess a relevant permit or licence to operate...all these don't concern these useless politicians because their lives and that of their family members aren't involved.

baba,e get water wey man pikn fit swim o

Angelfrost:
I don't know why I find this hilarious!!!

lol Na the name i don tell am so bdat.

FromZeroToHero:
Very good actress. Please who remembers her name.

Her name is Chukuma Afonja Kabiru

ChybuzzDD:
Every wound takes time to heal.
But if he wants it faster and has the money for it, he can opt for the procedure I mentioned above.
There's no herbs that make wounds heal faster.
What delays healing in anal fissures is the spasm of the anal sphincter, which reduces the blood supply to the injured area. The procedure will relieve the spasm and allows the tear heal faster.

thanks bro. you mean the surgical option bah....

ChybuzzDD:
Yes, it can recur even after healing.

Nawa o, thou i told him wat he used d last time and he said sitz bath with salt but it took him 2months b4 it was healed.... so i told him to try the same method again.... but he is complaining of pain and saying he wants fast healing.... mean why the doctor said since blood does not flow well in the rectum, it takes time b4 anal fissure can be healed... He said he wants to try herbs but av told him my hands nd my leg no dey o... b4 d case will be critical.

ChybuzzDD:
Good that you got the diagnosis right. Many would called anything down there pile.
Anal fissure is a tear in the anal canal, usually in the posterior part, caused by passage of hard stools, and again made worse by continued passage of hard stools.

How long has it been?
If it's acute, conservative measures can help it heal.
But if it's chronic or has been recurrent with failed medical measures, then a simple surgical procedure will be the next line of action to sort it out.
It's a usually a daycase procedure, as the patient goes home thereafter

He said he had the same anal fissure like 4yrs ago and just last month it resurfaced again.

xynerise:
Did he stool razor blade? I don't think it was just a stool that caused it no matter how hard. He is not saying something

Bro we read it on net that hard stool, constipation can cause anal fissure.

xynerise:
What has he been inserting in his ass?

lol,he said hard stool caused it... that after using the toilet then he noticed a stranged pain in his anus and a little bit of blood strain

please help a friend, please how can my friend treat an anal fissure(a cut in the anus). He is in pain and scared of using the toilet because of the pain.. He has been doing sit bath for a week now with no improvement, been to the hospital too and still no improvement..... Please doctor's what can he do?.... is there an alternative way.

On wedding day, both spouse go dance tire then after a year, gbosa gbosa gbosa go start for house..... failed marriage.

Like i use to say, it's beta to be single than to b a victim of a failed marriage..... ladies be wise o.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
What da fuckkkk! Nor be only swazzi na Arnold Schwarzenegger! Low budget asss artiste


Be a real niggarrr
That girl posses the slim body that represents the true beauty of a woman
Let me tell you a secret
Slim girls are the most beautiful in every thing
They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke thier vagina
Thier camel toe or rather the outline of thier labia majora in tightly fitted clothes like leggings is too sexy and beautiful
Talk about deepness...they are deep down there and can accommodate anything that comes in
Tell them to sit on you during coitus...they will give you a sweet ride and wet your dickkk with both foaming, watery, sticky and slippery liquid

Phd in wetin u get abeg..... let me guess.... p.h.d in women affairs

See we are all tired jare.... Nigerians are confused.... some will say let sch resume while some will say sch shouldn't resume.... bunch of confused human's....... Any body wey coro wan kill make e kill am make we rest abeg.... But don't blame the govt for ur misfortune o.......... because the govt are also human's..........

South korea reopened sch and after 2 weeks what happened....
Israel reopened sch and after a week what happened.....This are advanced countries o...... Now Nigeria wants to do copy copy....... let's wait and see what happens at last....... Me don already tell my padi them say as u dey come from lag so just dey ur day make i dey my day too.... no hug me or try touch me unless we go land for aso rock

mtcheew, wey the lady for dey happy say Minister of greetings dey greet her... lol

ukpahu:
Hear my story. I am Igala by tribe. When i was in the village this thing happen more than 12 years ago.

A lady i was dating then got pregnant and she told me about it, then i asked her what's the next step, she told me that she will abort the baby. One month later, another story that she will not give me the baby because my mother doesn't like her.

Before she gave birth to the baby, i traveled to town and got work in one of the federal universities. I spent two years without going back to the village. The last time i traveled to village, i noticed that she is married to another man with two children o. I asked her of my baby, she told me to divorce my wife and marry her before she can give my baby or if i try any thing funy she is going to charm me.

I told my uncle about it, he told me to forget about the baby that God has already given me a good wife and three children.

This whole thing is giving me sleepless night. I can't sleep. I am always thinking of my baby and my wife is noticing some changes in me.

Please what will i do? Should i take legal action on her? pls advice me ooooo. The woman is my first love, i will continue to love her till i die. She is the only woman i ever loved, even more than my wife. I love this woman but she cost me pain.

You are a confused soul roaming alone in the wilderness.. You don't even know what you want.. Bro, sit back and take a cool drink and rethink again and again and again..... you will see that you are surrounded by ur own shattered memories......

You don't love ur wife but u love ur baby mama. She doesn't want to give you the baby except u marry her even after knowing she is married with 2 kids. She threaten to charm u and yet you want to take legal action on her.... Now you are here on NL seeking advice from us.....

R. I. P in advance...

Ibkay32:
Bros how old are you
you sure say you they okay
how this con change ur life ??

My broda i tire o.... inside dis corona person no fit rest in peace again... him talk am say him mama ruin him life like say na one kind serious matter..... nawa o, ogogoro no good.

Back to your story, How did your mom then ruin ur life..... bcus you only told us an incident that happened when u were 17 and with ur write up, she only accused you....i didn't see how that should ruin ur life..... Or hope it's not what am thinking..... Na 14yrs jail term o.

girls can never be contented with wat they have... imagine cuppy leaving arsenal for man-u just bcus dey flog dey season..... Nawa o, na so dem go dey jump from guys to guys.

No be sleg hammer i dey see so ni.. dis boys no get pity at all...... na wa o

Dreyton36:
Frustrated people everywhere

hahaha

ForestHill:
You just called him lazy? Aww!

lol

truly, you are high on weed..... You no get work i swear.... lazy youth

greall12:
Shut up! Jesus PA, it earlier Monday pls. Bye.

see dis werey

SOPoftoday:
May The creator forgive him and Let him Rest In Peace

The creator does not forgive the dead bro.... He has given us enough time to seek the right path while been alive.
So pls stop all dis creator forgive him nd so..... The question should be Has he ask God for his mercy b4 he died?.

Made4naijalove:
This girl main boyfriend, will be crying by now

olosho dey get main boy friend ni

To jog na by force ni... jogging no be moimoi

This one ghost go show people pepper 4 neighborhood o..

500k plus.... Abeg say u dey whyne me ni