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Oja ti burst.... only 5% business are legit... the rest are either one way to hell

Francisayo:
My life has always been going well until I lost my dad when I was in year one in university, it shocked me so hard but I still manage to graduate...

I graduated and served d nation.

I have always been an extrovert and I like places that are lively...

I have a lovely gf who is so understandable even though I'm not taking care of her as expected cos of my lack of job

I served and returned home, I have spent 9 months at home since after my service, I looked for job everywhere but no job in sight, my uncle looked for job for me but d job is too tough with little salary ( they call it sales representative but d description is of sales boy), going to work from Monday 8 am to 6 pm Saturday with 18k salary which 6k will go for transport fare in a month.

I know I won't be able to cope with it so I rejected it, but it now seems I'm becoming a burden to my family as they look at me as if I don't want to work.

A woman told me to come and be teaching in her school, jss1 and jss2 only typically a new school, the school location is typically a village, but d pressure from home is much for me and doubt
left me with no choice than to accept d offer, d pay is 25k per month... Though out of it I'll be d one to pay for rent and furnish it, house rent is #1500/month....

I traveled to d place today and I can't believe what i met, d place is a very local place and everywhere is just so quiet and boring, i have 5 students in my class.

My gf is already serving and we've not seen each other for months which is already having a bad effect on our relationship...i got home this afternoon and having deep thinking with tears in my eyes if this is how i will continue to live my life...Im 27yrs of age and seems no direction in where my life is going...

Pls, i need mature advice from mature people pls...

It's looking as if i can't survive here at all and my gf is complaining cos better things are not looking to be forthcoming soon.

I'm typing this with tears in my eyes, pls pardon d errors

OP, you av series of options to pick from....

1 is to drink sniper nd end ur life.
2 is to steal or rob a bank.
3 is to start internet ruinz or yahoo plus
4 is to sit down nd think all thru d day







And 5....... You can stand up and fight life back..... prove to the world that you gona make it... All will be well bro.... with time all tinz are gona b 4 gud...

Kenplay:
At this stage of my life when am still on the journey of my dream is when I thought am suppose to find a true lover who will be with me and enjoy the fruit our labour in the future but the opposite is the case because ladies am meeting and dating are all after the here and now, even the ones that pretend to love you will start showing you their real character after few moment in the relationship.
Am not poor, I can provide the basics of my life and even for my siblings but I cant call myself rich for now because am still young and building my future.

I dont think I will ever love or be committed to any woman if I become rich and successful in the future because when I needed true love must have past by. I may just have baby mamas, sex mates but not any lady I will ever call a lover. Even if I eventually marry I wont be committed to her because I know she never came into my life when I was still struggling.

Do u even know if u will be rich in future?.

no wonder baba paul dislike gas like hell.... it can bring down a man glory down in seconds jst like a woman can bring a man's glory down in milliseconds

Blakpot:
Pls speak for yourself stop saying "we", "us", "nairalanders". There are other ppl here willing to help, sympathize and offer helpful advice. Its an online community afterall and there's nothing wrong sharing ur experience n seeking support. Just like u reached out for help about ur hair becoming brown .

you 4 don tell me say ur work na to go up and down dey look people profile na..... Am seek nd tire of ppl complaining abt being scam here on NL.... after all Ole ni everybody

aAK1:
I’m sure u don’t know what the market is saying

although laslas some games freak go buy the console..... All d best bro

game wey u don play tire come carry put inside kpali na im u wan still sell for 165k.... nawa o... my broda fear God o

No wonder Lucifer uses a woman to destory the earth...... Women and satan 5&6

Pavore9:
Kenya on Tuesday officially cancelled the academic year of both their primary and secondary school system, Those who were to sit for their secondary school admissions examination in October and those exiting secondary school education who were to sit for their secondary school leaving certificate exams in November are not going to sit for them any more this year as every kid in primary and secondary school will start all over again in January and repeat their classes.

And the parents go pay anoda sch fees bah.... it's ok

Good job there bro... But i hope say if the bicycle enter galop, person pen*s or Crit*ris no go break or scatter.

seankafor:
Lol, does Nigeria spend dollar?
If he makes let's say 5k$ over there, he won't be any different from someone making 500k here because over there he I'll still spend in $ not naira.. unless he is talking about serene environment which also comes with its own downside like racism and stuffs.

For me 500k# here over 5k$ there anyday anytime

No mind am... i no go talk now sha

AntiWailer:
Please Don’t lay your hands on her again.

Nothing can justify domestic violence.

I am sure she compared you to some evil guys she had encountered in the past and blamed herself for this.


If you keep beating her, She will teach you serious lessons like making you take care of a baby that is not yours to other things and she will still appear very loyal.

The part that funny me most is the ''I have told her not to travel again wihout my consent''.....A typical Nigerian man mentality ....When she isn't ur wife.

Mayflowa:
US don't torture for information. That's a crime in itself

Make we dey watch d movie go na...

inoki247:
The money no go easy for dem to comot.... The feds no fit see half of the money Colet bak from diz boys dem get retirement plan like Abacha..

Dem know say Dey can't break into Blockchain any aw like breaking into bank account nd getting it freezed... Money wey d law no recognized aw u wan take freeze am....

Unless e dense to give dem d login or the Backup Key daz d only way dey can av access to.. Of which boiz fit don lock up say anything wey wan happen mak e happen

Baba,4get dat one..... dis matter no b anytin wey wan happen make e happen o...... once hands drill them enh, Allah na dem go log in with there own hands take trasfer d money gv FBI...... thief wey dem catch, after police drill dem black nd white, dem dey confess of the tin wey dem do 10yrs back... And beside, if to say hand never drill dem, how FBI for take knw say dem get money inside bitcoin

it's funny how people thinks traveling aboard and getting rich is like a mere bread and butter.....
I will give u an advise a wise man once told me..... Use ur money and build ur house here in nigeria, nothing gives man peace like having ur own abode..... pls don't tink bcus u are going aboard to study then means u will find green pasture after that..I knw people who studied aboard and are back in nigeria struggling to survive....
Build a house and bcom ur own boss or travel outside d country 4 a green pasture and face the reality of life.... The choice is urs but think twice bro.... you can travel aboard anytime but firstly have an asset on ground bro.... be wise.

Haaaa, The man with the red top holding a cutlass... No be papa Ejima bdat ni wey just butcher person dog last week Tuesday.

comshots:
It seems I have watched this movie before

Na d part one u watch... me don watch the part 4 self... i just watch d part 5 this morn.

QuinieR:
Thank you lemme cry my cry in silence

tah,u wey don expose ur cry to public lol.... people wicked o, girls too go soon dey carry boxers too

QuinieR:
Stop been harsh,I didn’t beg you for money

My sis, 4get ur money.... stop doing online business.... dis people aren't trustworthy at all... although some of them are real but few... just few..... i heard a guy saying he bought a tv set from one guy by d name Onilebaba and later on he found out d tv was a trash.... So since then i lost hope in anytin online business...... Am not harsh, am jst angry how some people still trust some fellow individual's to d extent of sending them cash for a business trans...

Am sorry 4 ur lost of cash sis.... u said since march, b4 d corona stuff........ wait nd see wat will happen.

22brains:
there is always a starting point for everyone. Nobody wakes up to own a 30billion. Avoid woman while aiming for your purpose.

Unless if i play US lottery jackpot then i can bcom a 30billon gang overnight if i won.

This one never know anytin yet... he is still a baby learner...... win 20k today, pay offering of 100k gv gambling back next week.... Nawa o,

If you were scam online then what d fu*k did u want us to do now.... you did a transaction online with an individual you haven't met nd tinz went messy....Sis, we aren't detective here nd we aren't a fucki*g police officer.... so carry ur case alone and let we NL ride in peace

fairfora:
But sanwoolu said boat mishap is now a thing of the past in lagos in his recent but usual lies? What's bad in providing enough life jacket at various terminals and enforce compliance like you guys do before boarding a flight?

By now, an average lagosian ought to have learnt how to swim due to . In addition to having a life jacket, govt must also ensure passengers present a swimming certificate before he/she is allowed to board. The captain too must possess a relevant permit or licence to operate...all these don't concern these useless politicians because their lives and that of their family members aren't involved.

baba,e get water wey man pikn fit swim o

Angelfrost:
I don't know why I find this hilarious!!!

lol Na the name i don tell am so bdat.

FromZeroToHero:
Very good actress. Please who remembers her name.

Her name is Chukuma Afonja Kabiru

ChybuzzDD:
Every wound takes time to heal.
But if he wants it faster and has the money for it, he can opt for the procedure I mentioned above.
There's no herbs that make wounds heal faster.
What delays healing in anal fissures is the spasm of the anal sphincter, which reduces the blood supply to the injured area. The procedure will relieve the spasm and allows the tear heal faster.

thanks bro. you mean the surgical option bah....

ChybuzzDD:
Yes, it can recur even after healing.

Nawa o, thou i told him wat he used d last time and he said sitz bath with salt but it took him 2months b4 it was healed.... so i told him to try the same method again.... but he is complaining of pain and saying he wants fast healing.... mean why the doctor said since blood does not flow well in the rectum, it takes time b4 anal fissure can be healed... He said he wants to try herbs but av told him my hands nd my leg no dey o... b4 d case will be critical.

ChybuzzDD:
Good that you got the diagnosis right. Many would called anything down there pile.
Anal fissure is a tear in the anal canal, usually in the posterior part, caused by passage of hard stools, and again made worse by continued passage of hard stools.

How long has it been?
If it's acute, conservative measures can help it heal.
But if it's chronic or has been recurrent with failed medical measures, then a simple surgical procedure will be the next line of action to sort it out.
It's a usually a daycase procedure, as the patient goes home thereafter

He said he had the same anal fissure like 4yrs ago and just last month it resurfaced again.

xynerise:
Did he stool razor blade? I don't think it was just a stool that caused it no matter how hard. He is not saying something

Bro we read it on net that hard stool, constipation can cause anal fissure.

xynerise:
What has he been inserting in his ass?

lol,he said hard stool caused it... that after using the toilet then he noticed a stranged pain in his anus and a little bit of blood strain

please help a friend, please how can my friend treat an anal fissure(a cut in the anus). He is in pain and scared of using the toilet because of the pain.. He has been doing sit bath for a week now with no improvement, been to the hospital too and still no improvement..... Please doctor's what can he do?.... is there an alternative way.

On wedding day, both spouse go dance tire then after a year, gbosa gbosa gbosa go start for house..... failed marriage.

Like i use to say, it's beta to be single than to b a victim of a failed marriage..... ladies be wise o.