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koffos:
.. make that guy nor deceive you.. you look more igbotic than asian.. gives correct shot of the boob's and ass , make man dey alright with Vaseline na

I don't take assz and boob pic.

I feel it's unnecessary.

I don't like guys ogling at my body. I see it offensive. How much more tempting guys online? Nah

So unnecessary.

koffos:
.. let's hope you're old fashioned in every aspect, not just this one only

Well I'm ďiplomatic in other areas.

Very diplomatic.

Liposure:
babygirl, i guess he's intimidated by ur full package, endowed chest of 70G, majestic asian looks, curvy figure 8 design. All hail Queen vicky.

It's not ma fault nah

I didn't create myself.

Na God do am for me

But boob's no reach 70g biko. Take am easy

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cjeriia:
Whatever you offered the guy was on ur own terms. Nowadays babes make you feel as if it's their right to squeeze ur balls. Sometimes, it's courteous to ask if the guy can afford it not you ordering everything and expecting dude to pay as if na ur ATM card dey im hand abi as if na you d guy dey work for

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I'm the own buying the wines and chickens wit my fuckving money!!!!

AND IM NOT COMPLAINING!!!!

Who's talking about ATM?


Smhhhh! Go and play with your mates Biko. They are outside waiting for u.

Kids everywhere Smhhhh

She's not an ordinary child.

Maybe she wanted the mom dead sef during labour but the doctor skilfully removed her through CS.

What an angry stare.

Hmmmm

Xavfra:
There is actually someone for someone...
U don't need to adjust abi destroy yourself....

Good.
Exactly my thought.

Xavfra:
Some guys prefer low class babes....like if you read dis book..."she stoops to conquer"....it explained some guys character......

As I don't look low class, will I kill myself?


Let them be liking low class. Na dem sabi.

Las Las, there is someone for everyone. I'm not bothered. I can't destroy my looks just to make guys troop and want me.

Moreover there are some few male friends who likes hanging out with me.

So no biggie.
I was driving a car, guys and my neighbors complain that I won't see husband o, and I look high maintenance.

Ok I keep car away, start using bus, bikes, I ditch earrings and Chains, I ditch expensive clothes and shoes. they still say I look high class and intimidating. I was like WTF! are u guys nuts?

Should I walk naked with bruises allover Before I look simple enough?

Oh God why bring me to this country?

Where the men prefer hungry plain looking women?

Anyways I don't give a hoot anymore!

Love me or leave me? I don't care. Thank God for my few dedicated close friends I have.

Those kind of girls are the type guys are not intimidated to date, cause they feel with indomie they can take advantage of her.

See how hungry she looks sef.

She's very young, hungry looking, low cut hair, low maintenance gurl, wow that's the perfect babe.

Na only dick she need.


Na so!

biGDhAp:
.. abeg .. na by force if him woo you .. abeg let my guy breath jare..

Guy! I'm that old fashioned in mind.


So hell yes! It's extremely important to woo me, to my face!

I'm not those indomie generation kids, that just fall into themselves Without clear motives or resolutions .

His motives and intentions must be clearly defined

biGDhAp:
.. he still feels nervous around you . he probably does like you but doesn't know how to tell you.


you too be less intimidating around him now, if you really do like him that much ..

lastly how do you feel about helping him out, like does he really need to ask you out before you guys become an item. you guys should skip the the whole formality of him wooing you and just get down to business.. I'm pretty sure he'll come around.

Its not my fault., I look the way I look and see o, I'm a simple dresser but fortunately anythinf I wear look grand on me.

No be my fault Biko, na as God create me.

No skipping wooing o. At least ask me, Princess will you be my gf and every other question he typed in the text he sent me.

Why send Text to woo me? It's absurd to me sha. I'm not a kid

BabbanBura:
Thanks dear and amen. Goodmorning

Goodmorning dear.
Happy New day.
Have a marvellous day ahead

BabbanBura:
Yeah right, you can lead him on, or ask him "what does he wants" kinda question - that should open up that discussion and then do ya lecture.

Great to know you are, am cool too just that this slavery called work don fill me up to the neck, but all good sha!

Ok o


Eeyah it's well.

As the years go by, the work u feel is slavery will turn. Into something much better in Jesus name amen.

Ok have to sleep.

Tomorrow is another day. Sweet Dreams and

Enjoy the night ahead

BabbanBura:
Babe lecture the guy yourself nah - e go sink faster and easier. How u dey?

How do I lecture him? When he's even dodging to woo me face to face? But in his mind, he feels we are dating already. Lol.
Until he's ready to face his fears, if not ? There is nothing I can do at this level.

I'm fine, doing great and u?

czarr:
You seem to really like this guy.
Quick question.

Was he born with a silver spoon?

Did he attend a private university?

Is he a mummy's boy?

Does he have lots of sister's?

Yea I simply like him but not that deep.
He looks successful, calm , drives a Prado . He also looks like a mummy's boy even though he has other elder brothers.
I don't know if he was born with a silver spoon but yes he went to a private university , he works and he's into other buisnesses as well.

His brothers are more than his sisters . He's the last guy amongst the guys. And him and his immediate elder brother live in the same estate.

He's the quiet type and a beard gang for that matter.

I thought beard gang guys are bold and capable with women but it seems this one is the opposite.

Why do u ask these questions?

lefulefu:
so cos he is born again he cant get girlfriend .ok what of those sharp pastors that have up to 3 or 5 sidechics .abegi

Read what I said to bigDhap.

Mehn I give up on his case. But it's amusing and strange .

First time ever to. Experience such in my life time

biGDhAp:
.. how close are you guys? .. does he find you intimidating?? .. he's a chronic introvert. I get like that sometimes too . give him time and get more closer to him. he'd eventually open up

A considerable number of men feels intimidated around me, cos I look flashy.
So I think his own is over board.

And he looks all tus..h o but he's scared being around me, I don't even understand sef

Ok see o, on Vals day he sent a text to woo me and ask me to be his Val. And I was like can't he come over to my place and read the poem he typed and say it face to face, that can I be his Val? And be part of his future like the poem he typed said.

But he kept quiet and mumbled that he's held up somewhere but will send a gift across. Which he did through someone. A Lovely gift
Then he didn't show up, he then called later at night and said he will. Make it up To me by taking me out.

I then said will u be ready to ask me officially to be your gf face to face Orelse I won't date u. From then, this guy has been forming busy o :DLol
He will chat quickly every day and disappear
Oh jeez! Guys dey o

I was forced to ask him, guy is anyone forcing u to woo me?

Cause I don't understand what's going on. Seems u are dodging me, and u were the one who came to look. For me. But Since I said u will ask me out facially and not through text uv become Professor of busy

He then mumbled and said oh not like that and he's very busy and with time I will understand his busy schedules. I just laughed within me


Abeg the guy na huge case! Lol.

Damn!

lefulefu:
u mean like some guys here that attack ladies and bully ladies here in real life might be shy dudes who keep to themselves and cant approach girls?

Then I marvel at the height of their folly.
They are simply shooting themselves on their foreheads and burying themselves all by themselves.

Dey think they are doing the ladies here? I laugh.

Such thoughtless rants always bounce back at them in real. Life

biGDhAp:
... shouldnt babes learn how to strike interesting combo with guys too

Mehn I tried several times with him but he's just not getting it the flow of my conversation until one day he kept quiet and says he's shy , that's on phone o.

And in real life, if I were facing him, he won't be able to say anything concerning feelings and all . In my mind I say na WA o. This guy own Strong o.

Mehn I give up on his case. May God help him.

lefulefu:
and again he might not be shy but could be a homosexual or he prefers being single and calms his konji by going to ashawo house.some guys are like dat o.since u say he is goodlooking and well off and has no girl then what i said could explain it .

I don't think he's homo
He's inbetween being born again and smart dresser.

He's just off , boring and distant expecting a babe to fall Inlove wit his kind of character.
When he complained his ex left him for an igbo smoker, initially I wondered why a babe will breakup her engagement with him and marry an igbo smoking guy but as I got close to him. I then realised oh No wonder!

Babes will definitely drop him fast and be with a lively interesting guy even if the other guy smokes lol

Mehn the guy case taya me.. Lol

Except he changes that shy attitude, I doubt if any babe would want to marry him and even if he eventually gets a lady Las Las, she will cheat on him big time.

I'm surprised sha

lefulefu:
aghh u dont need to speak grammer to woe a girl nau..if there"s already a connection and the guy like the girl he can do small small talks with her.wich one be shyness .anyway for here in nl most guys believe for u to talk to a girl and the girl agrees u must have plenty money ..the same some dudes reason here makes me wonder if some are not just jambitos or secondary sch students .

Nope not really.

Most Guys on nairaland are just barks and no bite, claiming like they know it all with women.

They don't know Shii..t. they cant even figure us out correctly

I marvel at their thought process sha.

lefulefu:
if u keep to urself under the guise of being an introvert how will u get laid .being broke is not the issue here i think maybe u too shy to interact with ladies and since u hid urself indoors then this could be the reason u dont get laid.it has nothing to do with money.there dead broke dudes who change ladies the way u change ur boxers.if u want to get laid go out and interract with the opposite sex.everything isnt about money.

Correct!!

Lefulefu please teach some of the guys here how to strike interesting convo with babes.

And I know of a rich fine calm guy who's so shy to woo a babe. He doesn't have any babe.

Sometimes I wonder if he's a virgin at 40. Honestly I just wonder most times.

E matter taya me, I swear.

Oboh662:
I’m 100% sure it was milk leaking from her breast because as soon as she started riding me . It started to leak heavily and drip all over me

Wow!

That's serious.


I'm suspecting she's a nursing mother.


Galactorrhea doesnt drip much like that. Anyways check very well, if possible travel to her state without informing her and do your findings.

That's why I can't handle long distance relationship. One can hide anything and lie conveniently through long distance.

Wow!


No wonder Davido wants to knock up Chioma again, to keep her busy .

Davido!


Such a sly fox!

But Kemi mouth bad sha!

Chioma inheriting all his babies while hermadine inheriting his billions. Lol

Headlesschicken:
How many times have you done that?

Several times with pretty ladies I like and want around me or handsome guys I like and find interesting.

I'm a sucker for beauties and Handsome looks but such persons must have good hearts. Then we are good to go.

It's no biggie, Infact it's relaxing sef to my nerves,mind and senses.

Godoverevery:
the probs with you ladies is u all see everything has an attack...what is bad is bad ....u need to condemn or support D's act... let no ur stand.
Not ds write up .
D reason why we have failed marriage D's Days is women don't speak truth to demselves rather they see any complain from men as an attack and divorce everywhere.
how can a lady go on a date for the first time and order for the most expensive meal....come on which man will respect such a woman.

That's her problem. She chose that path with her own hands.

Because I also wonder how she would order a very expensive meal. Only she knows why.

As for me? Food is not my problem and by God's grace it won't be. I'm already over fed by myself and I share most times to close friends and neighbors. It's no biggie.

And funny enough most Nigerian guys with their myopic brains will see ladies like me and feel I'm too expensive to take out.
I will just smile, u Know why? I don't even eat much outside. I'm on the big side from waist up, so eating much means I won't be able to move around comfortable with my chest because I'm well fed already, so why stuff in more food?

It's only very few wise guys that knows this fact and people who are close to me. Anyways I'm not a hungry lady.

KINGreignn:
I've noticed a problem with most youths of this generation. They just jump into marriage without first destroying evil ancestral alters and wrong foundations then lay a good Godly foundation for their new soon to be family and when things starts to spiral out of control because the evil forces that be in their ancestral homes are angry, they start casting blames wrongly.

Exactly my thoughts as well.
Not even youths of this generation, even generations before today youths are also naive about ancestral curses and other evil forces plaguing ones life.
I'm very careful about my ancestral foundation, I dug deep about it and went for several counselling, prayers and deliverance sessions. And like my Pastor will say, God has used him as a point of contact to clean our slate and purge us from any form or curse and hindrances that may spring forth today or in the future as long as we are rooted in Christ Jesus. But he also warned we should be careful not to yoke oursleves with people who are yet to understand they carry curses with them and so need to set themselves free. He said if we get ourselves yoked wit a guy or female who's ancestral foundation is messy spiritually, and marry such Person without making sure the lady or guy is rooted in Christ, then disaster, sorrow, pains, poverty is eminent.

For me, I'm careful who I date, who I mix with . I suffered such mistakes greatly in the past mixing with the wrong People and wrong relationships. But this time around? I know better. I won't try such Shii..t anymore.
If as my friend or my man u don't acknowledge God's presence and Christ. And I can't see the signs u truly worship God? Please don't come near me. Ain't getting close with such people.

The suffer I suffered in the past is like a warning bell at the back of my brain.

Xavfra:
That's the difference between a guy and a lady....

When a man makes money,he feels like he needs more women..
But contrary.....ladies when they make money feel like they don't need a man....

But if you feel like that Solly....

Can she spend the money on a guy

I doubt if she spend on guys

Her show offs is on her banking job, abroad trips with black and white friends and their families abroad, eating and dinning with them, then on herself,pampering herself.

I don't blame her. Nigerian guys are just too selfish and cruel these days. No woman would want to spend on any guy except if he has a heart of gold or he's worth it.

If not forget spending on naija guys. That's the honest truth.

Guys of these days? Lemme not say what's in my mind.

Anyways on whatsapp, I was browsing my friends and family's status.

Then my eyes caught one of cousin's status, I was like lemme see what this babe is up to.

She's a top executive in one of these banks. I tapped her status, she displayed pics of herself shopping in a mall abroad, I could see the environment is not naija. I was like Ufuoma! Big babe! Babe is spending money. There was definitely someone at the background taking her video. After shopping and paying, she waved, smiled at the camera.

Then next video, She was in a robe, dancing to a song playing at the background, in a posh room. I guess it's the hotel where she's staying. She held a bottle of Baileys. Poured in a glass, was miming a song, seeping the baileys looking at the camera with a determined look and smile, winked and seeping her drink.
Then shaking her head again, pouring more drink into the glass, dancing slowly and smiling.

I was like wow! This is what I call freedom and enjoyment!
No stress,No Stingy guy breathing down ones neck, no hassles. She was just feeling herself.


In mind I was like this video is for guys.

For guys to know she enjoying her money without stress.


Ufuoma is really balling.


Guys successful women no send una o

That's the truth out there ! We no send una one bit!

What's rice and chicken wey Op no allow us hear word this night!

Have eaten chicken, turkey, cow leg, ogunfe! Almost every day, that I can't even eat anymore Orelse I just want my heart to shut down. That's the honest truth. Food doesn't freak people like us.

Just yesterday, i sent an invite to a longtime friend I saw online. I chat the guy up. Guy what will u be doingthis weekend? He said nothing really. I was like u are looking very handsome these days o. Come over Lets catch up.
He asked what will I offer him? I smiled, I said some bottles of nice chilled wine ,with enough fried chicken and sauce.

He screamed and was like wow!

I smiled and I said its Nothing jare. He asked whats the merriment for?

I said nothing.. I'm just bored and I want to drink and dine with someone I'm familiar with, that's all. Nothing spectacular. And moreover u look good! He was all smiles, he said its deal.

So what's there in chicken and rice wey we no go hear word for nairaland.

Smhhhh!

Nigerians sha!

Anyone who says the truth, they label as unstable.

Why can't they criticise the pastor whos into adultery and other sexual vices with women.

Smhhhh

People always turning blind eyes to misdeeds.

Etinosa, louder Biko!!!!

Let people hear!

Eeyah


Sorry.

proclinician:
Nope. No pets just video games and i have the video too

Na so

proclinician:
Hmm see as u white

Abi?


Do You have dogs?