₦airaland Forum

Kneel on one knee, read a short romantic poem and with tears forming in his eyes, bring out the box of ring with shaky hands , pull the ring out and say my heartbeat, the only woman after my soul, please will u marry me as tears dropped from his eyes, right there in a superb executive suite filled with roses and sweet smelling fragrance.



And I will reply and say oh honey u are so sweet, What will I do without u of course I will . cmon!

Why himself put mouth for youths matter.

He has lived his life successfully, all he needs is advise his sons not to kneel and propose to their brides.
Instead of advising all the men in Nigeria. Who send am work!

He got what he deserved. Next time he will only advice his household.

dangotesmummy:


It's true na so as I was saying

I want the chauvinistic pigs to get infuriated this evening

Wow! Such Savagery

Lol



Chai! Men sorry!

dangotesmummy:

Very funny.

You sef!

eni4real:
You make me smile!!!

I was angry reading through all judgemental comments...

May be they didn't read the 'Appendicitis' part!!!

Autopsy will shed light on the cause of death anyway!!!

My Suspicion: Heart attack or Appendicitis!!

As in ehn? Me too

Thank God u are enlightened.

And all they could see, is he was cheating and that's what lead to his death. Naija mindset sef Na wa. I just taya.


Anyway I'm suspecting appendicitis. That thing is deadly when it's ripe.

One of my cousins almost died when his own appendix got ripe. He was complaining of stomach ache until he couldn't nearby anymore and he collapsed. His parent had to rush him to the hospital, immediately he was taken to theatre when doctor asked what happened and the region his parents pointed in his tummy. The doctor knew already it's appendix.

Do u know the doctor said if they had wasted just few minutes my cousin would have died. The thing burst in his tummy. It was just God and timely invention that saved him.



I want to ask, please are u based in Nigeria or overseas?

Na papi water e be.


Such lovely hair

Lol




She still be learner


I wonder how women are still so naive about men till date


O ga ju! Sorry ehn?

Upon her protruding and stand up yansh!

seborrhic:
Bull load of crap.
Spreading ignorance and misinformation with full confidence and bravado.

OK o.

Keep being ignorant. Na una sabi.

Nobody is taking bout the appendicitis.
Smiles

All y'all are gunning for, is he cheats at 68 years old. When the report says he came out from the bathroom, slumped and died as he was being rushed to the hospital.

One silent killer is appendix. Especially if it's ripe and it burst in the stomach. It kills like lightning, if surgical operation is not quickly carried out immediately.
I think that's what killed him, not the sex.
His friends said he has been complaining of pains around his stomach region for a while and told him to go check himself in the hospital. But he postponed going to the hospital but head straight to his lovers house.

What killed the man is Appendix.

Appendicitis is a silent and dangerous killer in the body. Don't take it lightly.

Rip to the old man. He was nonchalant about his health.

And I hereby say, it's finished!



Married people again?



May God help this country.

Shes finally thrown her marriage and dignity as a woman to the dogs.

Hmmmmm.

Inside life.

The bride should go for thanksgiving, God saved her from marrying a killer.

The blood of the innocent Priest which he killed would have been transferred to her unborn kids. And children will be suffering unjustly for their father's evil past deeds.

Make she thank God.

God save her and her generation.

XhosaNostra:
Maybe she has a thing for one of your brothers.

She does and she's using style to lure one of the brothers, she has hots for.

Larica69, I pity u.

Until she starts fucvking one of your brothers, the one she's dying for silently, your eyes go clear. By then the damage is done.

Better cut her loose, free her, make she go her way.

Woman never finish for earth.

A stitch in time saves nine.

JasonScoolari:
She was banging with her glasses on.


Really difficult to get a faithful Nigeria woman.... Really difficult.

You are surprised she's ojugo.


That's life.

I wonder what will be the final decision in that marriage as family of the man is now aware. Lol

[s]

MadeINchenzen2:
when I say shut up, I mean it !

[/s]






Trash!

Mean it in your miserable room, not in a public forum.

Ekpa!!

No single grain of sense!

She's not even ashamed voicing it out.

So it's one thousand naira Ankara she's complaining about?

Some women wicked o..

The Cheapest of all ankaras

Does she think uber drivers are so wretched that they can't afford Ankara 1,000 naira?

Na wa o. Better hide your face in shame abeg.

Punchline33:
go and sample the women round and u will see white women age faster than black women. Only two kids see how she looks na. Go and see naija women with 5 kids at 50 and see how they look sharp

You are right.

My neighbor, he's 60years but looks 55years

His younger sister she's 50years, with 4kids and she's also a grand mother to two of her eldest kids, but she looks 38years. As in very sharp and smart.

Me sef I weak!

Honestly she has a smart and firm body. Defying all odds to grow old quickly.

[s]

MadeINchenzen2:
shut up for fvck sake !

[/s]







Are u hearing voices already?

Smhhhhh

[s]

Livecamp09:
U can see your fellow classless, lazy and useless olosho being put to shame mofo?

[/s]





Ekpa!

MadeINchenzen2:
what do you think guys?

Is it okay for a lady to move-out to live alone on a rented apartment as a single person. Than stay with her mum, dad and siblings?

Usually it is prevalent with most guys especially when they get to a certain age, probably after school or perhaps because of an essential need for some privacy and a sense of responsibility.

In my own thought. I think it is dangerous and untimely for a single lady to leave her family to live alone before she s married.

Mind your business. Nothing wrong In it

He who wears the shoes, knows where it pinches.

What if shes an orphan and a matured lady in her 30s?

She should go and stay with a relative and become omo odo, as in house girl and house woman just to please men that she's not loose.

We all know staying with relatives, they will definitely use one as house girl because u are living with them.

Honestly u are not serious. No face your front you hear?

Chochochochocho! Nigeria limited!!!

Kalapizim:
You are narrow minded to even bring this topic up.

Don't mind the poster and people supporting him, spewing trash.

What if she's an orphan and the only child, shey they expect her to go and gum body with any family member? So people can say she's a good girl?

Naija mentality so wacked!

I'm an orphan, no sibling anymore, just me and I live alone. If anyone doesn't like it? They should go hang themselves.

Smhhhhhhh.

Ariza:
The ones I find very annoying are the educated ones! Like their parents send them to school, they burn candles for exams, attend morning afternoon, evening even night classes, sometimes go on hunger strike, leave their comfort zones for some unfamiliar places for years only to his their certificates under bed and beg for everything? Seriously isn't that lunacy?
Ask the average Nigerian lady why she attends the university, you hear things like: to get certificates, because my friends and cousins are in school.. total hogwash!

The truth is,Men aren't daft. Yes we have the insecure unfortunate low thinking ones among them who will feel threatened by a successful independent women but a close look into this one will realize these sets are Control freaks. The Wise men appreciate women who have things going for themselves. There's this satisfaction and joy that comes with knowing that one's woman can run things in his absence and such woman will be respected and treated like partners and sometimes queens. Unlike the zombie with no value who only knows how to spend and beg.

Seriously our women can do better! All this I never chop attitude has to end!

At the bolded! It has to end.

Sighs if I say I understand the psyche of begging everytime, I'm lying. Honestly I don't understand the rationale behind it.
Or maybe they've been having it easy with guys feeding them for free.
I just don't know.

It's well o.

Women who fall in this category, Biko change!
Be self independent! Be Proactive, Have the zeal to create and make wealth, Learn skills to make money and support that job u are working for.

Stop the envy and backbiting, it takes nobody anywhere. Stop seeing your boob's, big yansh as assets to free meals thinking the pussy no get meter, who wan read am?
Nobody wan read am but na body go tell u.

Do you know some nysc graduates, their uncles or aunts will give them money to enrol in my fashion school just to have something to fall back on, just in case job is not forthcoming, these girls would rather use the money to fix hair, nails, and flex, then start dodging me, cos I own a school. They come up with all forms of lies to dodge having a sewing skill.

One even borrowed , abi dash her bf, her fashion school fees. Lol .

I was shocked when she eventually told me, after expecting her to resume class for weeks. And that's after her uncle threw her out of his house, when he noticed she wasn't attending any sewing class.
He called my number and asked if she's learning well and fast. I told him, I have not seen her for the past 3weeks. He was shocked too. And he says she leaves home everyday claiming she comes to class.
I replied that's not true sir. I have not set my eyes on her for the past 3 weeks!
He replied thank you.

It's just appalling. Youths are no longer focused, they feel sex and marriage is the only way out of poverty, even if they are treated like mules by the same person they claim to love.

Sighs, Naija mentality taya me. No more focus on the bigger picture anymore.

May God help us all!




Also. Lemme add, I'm impressed with working class older single ladies. They are so focused. With their tight schedules at work they still squeeze time to learn how to sew. I have female CEO's of property companies, banks executives, female doctors, female bank lawyers squeezing out time to sew!
Yes! Sew!

It's impressive and it gladdens my heart, they want to learn something different from what they are used to. And it's so easy teaching these class of ladies.

*Drops pen*

It's well jare.

Ariza:
Honestly, I think women need to redefine themselves and have better orientation of who they are and what power they own. And this education should be taught from homes because the background really matters, somethings can only be changed from the roots. If mothers and fathers stop discriminating among children, give them equal tasks, responsibilities, teachings and orientations then there would be no provider-taker ideology that's killing our society. If everyone can fend for himself or herself, relationships will be purely love/ feelings based and not business transactions we have these days. And there will be respect among couples whereby everyone will be treated equally and humanely.


If women continue to look up to what man has to offer, then they shouldn't be surprised if beatings or all sorts of maltreatment comes along with it.

This issue about women depending on men like their life's depend on men, all started from home , our traditions and society we live in.

There are independent women amongst us like myself. And we enjoy life with total freedom and peace of mind.

Out there in the real world, no man on earth dares walk all over me or batter me or take my friendship or love for granted. I've worked and earned myself some accolade and respect to be on a high pedestal outside nairaland and people know me in here and out there. I don't take rubbish from anyone even though i have a calm look. And i hate being at the mercy of anyone. God knows I hate it with my whole being.

When I see women helpless and placing themselves in torturous marriage or relationship, I simply say to myself, this woman is not normal.

Nope she's not.

Anyways na dem sabi jare. I have my own life to live. I've not finished sorting and understanding my life finish, I will now worry myself about women who wish to be emotionally caged , battered with constant abuse and all forms of gimmicks from men?

Na dem sabi.

All man for himself. With time the ones sleeping will wake up, when they can't take the abuse anymore.

I wish them well.

Ariza:
Imagine the cruelty! When will women learn ? Someone did that to her and she still stuck to him? Woman ego? Nah that's woman's stupidity there.

I probably wonder what a woman will be doing with a man for so long with no direction but all manners of maltreatment. The worst thing that can ever happen to any being is being Dependent! You lose your freedom!

Honestly some women amaze me too.
I swear down!

So shameful.

So very shameful

y3mi:
So you like watchint threeome ehn.

Stop been a Viewer and go act yours.

Awon omo Mia Khalifa,

Weri-weri mooslim ntó bó ri tò tun je Victorian

Who told u I'm a Muslim?

And why should I act 3some? Cause u say so?

Abeg swerve!

Don't date married men, girls will not hear.

Not all married men will leave their wives and kids for your sweet16 pussy.

They will simply enjoy your teenage boob's , pussy for a while and move on to their next victim.

May she fell in love with him and he has been trying to breakup with her amicably but she no wan hear. She's helplessly in love and then next thing is suicide.

Anyways RIP.
no time to check time.

marvelck:
Meet the most beautiful female lawyer in Nigeria, Barr Stephanie Douglas

She's fresh, adorable, intelligent and super
gorgeous...

Checkout her beautiful pictures below

You can follow her on Instagram @itz_estefania

How many cases has she won in court?

Just asking for a friend.

Still waiting to watch the three some video

I don't have time for all these interrogation.

Abeg who get the video? Lemme see if it's truly 3some or not

Ineedtoheal, honestly ehn? Your type I have never seen before.
Babe! You try!
I raise hand for you.
Dating for 5 babanla years!!!!! With a guy u call and seek his attention most times.
Mehn! U over try.


2Weeks if no serious emotional care from him, I'm gone.

6 months! If no proposal? I'm gone

1year? I won't even stay till one year sef! It's over!

Honestly u are a strong woman. Keep waiting for him, at least u are just 27 years.

Wait till u get to my age, at least 6years more, na then your eyes go clear.

Keep waiting.. Keep loving.

His wedding IV will jolt your brain back to reality.

Na WA o

Acidosis:
See red flag oo. And you're still asking questions? Don't let the ride and nice house confuse you o. That guy will dump you as soon as he gets what he wants. You're not the only woman in his life and your kpekus is not special. Keep it for there lies your pride.

So true.

He's just a rich fucvk Boi.


Op had better use her Brains and cut off completely. No guy who's serious will rush so quickly into sex.

Next time, na rape go happen.

A word is enough for the wise.