₦airaland Forum

lonelydora:
Na wa ooo

My dear, things are happening outside nairaland.

Don't mind the fairy tales guys here spew about themselves. It's all make believe.

As in things are happening in the real-world! Before I vowed last year never ever to date a broke or hustling guy, how much marry any one of them, did u think I just slept, woke up and made such decision?
Before I chose rich men all the way, it was not a one day decision. It took years of emotional sorrows to eventually accept my fate that my path and hustling guys path are parallel. It can never meet.

Have been thru hell and back for many years, before I took a different stand of money all the way with good character. Because such men exist.

So Oputa should be very very careful, shine her eyes well!

Hustling guys are not smiling and they are ready to do and undo.

lonelydora:
Congratulations Uriel, but also remember that "The beauty of a woman is her husband"

True, but that's if the man she eventually pics amongst those ones submitting marriage proposal CVS truly love her and truly want to spend the rest of their lives with her.

Let her not be like my neighbor whose husband absconds with her N15million naira, upon say they have 2kids and she's just 33years old.

The husband simply walked away from the marriage with her money safely breathing in his bank account.

Kendumazy:
Shameless men if it's true sha. But this sounds like she just want to trend.

It's true.


A good number of Nigerian men are like that.

She's not lying

oodua1stson:
if you know how long she has been following WizKid around you'll know that guy is just loved. Do you even know how much Naomi Campbell has? From what I know shes the one spending on WizKid. Even the Dolce and Gabbana job was given to WizKid through her influence

Naomi spend on wizkid? Do you think she's a white maga?

You must be high on oshogbo Weed.

Spend on wizkid in deed.. Lol


Because wizkid is the only guy with workable dick and the only musician in the whole wide world.

Lol

fredoooooo:
Never underrate the power of a good di*ick too ... imagine been trying these old rich men for years and one power ranger small boy just come from nowhere to hit every dirty corner in there ... damn you can do anything for that too .

Who dick help?

Do you think it's only old men that are rich?

See you!

My bf is young and rich!
He's not old and his dick is big and powerful.

And I have rich young guys as friends.

So forget that yarn. Young guys too are rich.

Then back to Naomi, she can only do all this following around cause of money.

Not dick!

I'm wondering how much wizkid must have paid Naomi to follow him like that.

It won't be small digits o!

Na wa

Too much money.
It's only money that can bring Naomi Campbell out like this for a Nigerian artiste.

Only money.

1Sharon:
You seem to be prudish. Why are you here?

Didn't I mention your name?

Or did I click on your mention?

Or am i stopping you from having those volcano orgasm that makes you insult your mom?
Or scream to Jesus to save you in his arms?


If I can recall, I didn't call on you.

So please all man and woman for himself or herself. I can have a say on any thread, I feel like it. It's not a crime.
It's called freedom of speech.

So pls lemme air my view in peace.

Thank you.

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MrBrownJay1:
let me send you all my condolences, as we can all deduct that you are the type of sista that never had an 0rgasm in your life. dont despair, some day a man will come into your life and have you finally lose your damn mind (probably by doing all the stuff you are against today) and thats when you will finally call on jesus to come save you and/or insult your blessed mother.

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MrBrownJay1:
if you have never insulted your mother OR called jesus to come save you (during sex) then sista, i am sorry to be the bearer of bad news but, you are missing some serious quality bedmatics and need to biatch slap the man who mount you every night.

sadly, it is a well known fact that countless of African women have never had (nor being anywhere near) an 0rgasm, so i dont blame you. its the useless lover that makes love to you that is the culprit. unless you lose your damn mind and have your whole body secrete and foam unmentionable juices while you lose complete control of your body and senses, and having spasm (like an epileptic patient) then you wont understand what i am talking about.

as i always say: someone who eats bread everyday would never know that chicken taste better

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Rubbish!

MrBrownJay1:
so are you saying you never insulted your mom but you have called jesus to come save you (because of good dikc)? its all good sista, different stroke for different folks.... the important part is actually to lose your damn mind because of it.

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Na so!
Called Jesus to come save me indeed!
Guys and sex ehn? Dem use am swear for una?

MrBrownJay1:
its called: PLEASURE IN GIVING PLEASURE
going down on a beautiful clean woman is pleasurable..... seeing her lose her damn mind with your tongue before you mount her and have her insult her own mother a[/b]nd call jesus to come save her, is the definition of [b]PLEASURE

In your dreams


Why will I insult my beloved mom? Because of dick?

U never ready!

Only my husband's mom, if she's a good woman.

I still a mother to relate with. Mine is gone.

And his siblings can visit. If they understand what it means to tidy up a home and not mess up the place by the time, I'm back from work.

And if our house is spacious? Then can visit. I don't have issues with it.

But not stay permanent. Only his Mom can stay permanent if she's good.

I have soft spots for old people. Smiles

He has 3 babymamas at his beck and call. He's not done with those ones yet.

Na yansh he never see before?

Make yansh go siddon one place Jor!

Na today yansh dey back?

computergeek:
The write-up isn't about style or unstyled. Cornrows can be done without pain for school.

No one is judging anyone, the point is that no responsible mom should sit and watch her daughter endure pain for hours to look stylish with these over-do hairstyles.

It has no go-around. No justification for letting your daughter cry and fall sick because of hair.


Shave the darned thing off till she's grown up.

God bless you my dear
I wonder too!

Honestly I wonder what mothers gain seeing their kids cry endlessly over one useless awkward style that has no meaning. At the end the child looks like one lil masquerade.
When I was lil, I had low cut till I was done with ssce, that's when I started growing hair and plaiting with thread, then with weaves.

And there is one other thing I notice as well. You see mothers wearing seductive dresses like jumpsuit, halter neck tops, short tight knickers on their kids, especially robust kids. And I wonder what do this kind of mother want for her baby girl?

I know of a three years old girl,who is so robust with fine face, she wore jumpsuit, figure hugging jumpsuit. Come and see the assz shaking , like to water assz in ladies, because she has extra large bum bum for her age.

And I'm like if someone rapes her daughter now, she will be crying foul and asking for compensation.

For God sakes! Why wear female kids seductive dresses?

Why?
Instead of protecting the female child, the mother is exposing her to predators out there.
Are they stylishly waiting for men to rape the lil girls, so they can cry crocodile tears? And ask for compensation @the police station?

For God sakes, protect your girl child!! Don't expose her to all sorts out there.

It's annoying!

beatmonster:
I know you will be on this thread lol

How far sweet heart? Long time oh

I have to be here o!

How dare he calls all Nigerian women trash!

That's rubbish! If he's so heartbroken let him solve his heartbreak quietly not coming on public forum to make a mockery of himself.


Anyways I'm fine dear. How are u too?

Moralgladiator:
Nigerian women are really trashy. I have also given up on any possibility of marriage with them.

Point of correction : it's your babe that's trashy! Not Nigerian women.
Because your babe cheated on you, doesn't mean all women are the same. Even the white women you are even counting on , not to cheat on you, will still cheat! Haven't you watched cheaters in dstv? You think it's only Nigerian women that cheats?
See you! White women cheat as well with no apologies. And they will tell you to your face it's over, while they run after the new guy they cheated on you with, saying baby its you I want honey, let's get the fucvk outta here, he's nuts!
And I'm done with him. How dare he do this to us? It's over!!!


So better get your act together and pray for your own God given wife, she can come for anywhere in the world.

If with my bitter experience with some unfortunate exes in my past, do u think I will now create a thread and say all men are scum?

Yea initially I wanted to dump Nigeria , dump Nigerian men, and relocate abroad, and settle with a white man but the more I try, the more I couldn't even get my visa approved. I had no choice but to stay back.

Me, that want to cut off from everyone and including my roots. Is now deeply in love with a guy from my roots. I have vowed before I will never date or marry a delta man. But hey! Here I am, back to my roots with a Nigerian and a delta guy.

So deal with your heart break , lick your wounds in peace, travel to Canada but don't u dare say all Nigerian women are trash!

Cause u are trash yourself in dating and sleeping with a trash called gf.

Chelsea82:
Chai, I love Yoruba Language ... Will definitely learn it

OK.

Chelsea82:
Translate biko

She said, is this what we want to see?

She's just shaking her useless yansh! No single brain in her plaited hair.

She carry all her brain keep inside her big yansh!

Anyways na here market must sell!

Until she ready to marry that's when her yansh go rest.



Kikikiikikikkkii

Oh God abeg o!






Mods, nA translate I translate o. Simply helping a non Yoruba brother here. I'm not the author of those words up there.

dangotesmummy:
Nkan Tama riwon sinoniyen

Kanma Judi oshi meanwhile kosopolo ninu agbari yen tofidirun

Otiko gbogbo esidi

Lori okoyi na.anyway oja ata.odi gbatoba doko Toma ha e lofun kidi etosinmi ise

Lol

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mikezuruki:
he's my day one homie. but what I like about our relationship is telling each other the truth.


Thanks. you really seem to understand

You are welcome.

It's good u told him the truth, it's shows u are a good friend but at the end of it all, There is a pregnant lover involved here with his first fruit about to be delivered.
He can't turn his back on them.
Anyways I wish him and his bride the best , amen.

wristbangle:
Sighs.. Much word of wisdom.

Aww, thanks dear

descartes400:
Such utterly disrespect from your wife!! She has done wrong, you have not! If you don't stamp your authority and take concrete and stern action to counter her physical and domestic abuse of you, bringing her to the realization she has caused harm capable of destroying the marriage, she will continue to dish out hot slap for every and any misunderstanding that might arise.

Your letting her action slide is not how to be and act as a man.
Take charge of your HOME NOW!!
Take action,act now, sit back and watch it flow like a boss....apologies to Aro1

If my wife dare slap me eeh... hmm, immediately, with the speed of sound, a Raphael nada forehand slap,followed by a roger Federer backhand slap and if she's still standing on her feet by then, I will conclude with a jet lee kick to her two legs. Nonsense!

Oh my God!
You wan kill the poor woman?



Anyways she's totally wrong slapping the husband. She get mind.

If I were the man? And she slapped me? Before the second one land, I will raise my finger to her face and warn her with thunderous eyes and meanest face ever . If you dare slap me z the second time, you will regret the day u were born!

Then I will push her off my front and walk away. She won't see me for two weeks!

What nonsense!
Next time she will behave!

mikezuruki:
Is It Proper For Me As A Friend Attend This Engagement?

I will make this short as possible.

I will be attending a friend of mine engagement party today who happened to have impregnated the girl before marriage plan. That wasn't his plan. His parents didn't give their blessings hence they are not showing up for the engagement party.

Is it right for me as a friend to show up for something like this that was not blessed nor consented by the parents of the groom to be?

What do you think? mature ones please

Attend as a friend.

He can settle with his parents at any time and u won't be there when they settle.

Then don't expect him to cut off from his fiance. She's pregnant already and I doubt if he would want his child to be labelled as a bastard because his parents didn't agree to his choice of bride.

I have a friend who got married to his bride, without her parents consent. They still went ahead with the wedding. Got married, they have three kids. The guy has progressed more than before, he even employed his wife elder sister and younger bro in his company. When they swallowed their pride and asked for his help.
He's the only son in-law doing well in all the remaining two men that married the wife's sisters.
His in-laws have forgiven him after the birth of his second child and are now singing his praises. Cause he cares for them.

So that's human beings for you.

They always change when event turns good on the long run.

Attend jare. And wish them the best.

Cause if he had impregnated your only sister, you won't say, you won't attend.

You will even say to hell with his parents and he must marry your sister by fire by force.

So place yourself in their shoes and do the right thing.

crownwealth:
Fraudulent administration of rogues...

The cabal will surely destroy your government and Nigeria.


Shame on the terrorists who voted this tyrannical gonment. You will not all go unpunished.

Hunger and suffering almost finished them off, before they came Into power.

Lol.

Na wa o.

I pity the bride. She thinks she has it all figured out.

After two years, you will see her on young moms forum, begging mothers in the forum to pray for her, she needs a baby. Just any baby will do.

One sin I will never commit in this life is mock or troll a friend, or say irritating things on marriage issues, and giving birth issues concerning anyone or any friend.

Something could happen to her marriage tomorrow and she will end up like her friend. While her friend can get married tomorrow and the roles are exchanged and Reversed. That's life.
It has happened to newly wedded ladies before and she won't be the first, neither will she be the last. This life ehn? One has to be careful .

Biglittlelois:
Victorian, I am patiently waiting for guys to insult the husband, but they ain't, one had to cancel your comment lol, hypocritical lots, always yapping from both sides of the mouth lol.

Don't mind them.

They can cancel and I will repeat what I said yesterday.

Happy Sunday dear