₦airaland Forum

edibless0:
I entered from Abuja on Wednesday.

MadeINchenzen2:
Nairaland guys are the smartest superhumans u will ever see on any social media front. mark my word. u ll be doing yourself a disservice thinking u can swing any magic wand and get away with something... not even a dime.

Amotolongbo:
young man.

Face the reality and stop projecting the non existing ego of our continent.

Brilliant response.

shoskid:
It has happened to me last year bro, appeal to whatsapp via their contact then wait for 2 months to be reopened.

Using WhatsApp mood, fm, Business and other WhatsApp apart from official WhatsApp application may lead to been banned. Just wait for 2 months before reopen WhatsApp with the same number and remember to thank me later. Enjoy the rest of your day

NnaNna4:
Hello nairalanders

I was surprised to receive a message requesting me to register my number again in the whatapp messenger app to chat.

I tried registering and I got a message saying I have been banned from using what's app. I tried RE registering all to no avail. Does anyone have similar experience?

BluntTheApostle:
You dont hear it, but it happens.

bkool7:
Since he had it. He's immuned

Krak:
Don't rush it. Start with five, then ten, then fifteen until you get to your desired target.

That's how I scaled gradually until I was able to do a hundred at a go within 6 months.

If you rush it you will fall sick. That is the same principle for every form of exercise.

KingAzubuike:
I heard he was later brutalised and beaten black and blue.. don't know how true.

The Nigerian diplomat who rescued our brothers was assaulted by the chinese
It is time we retaliate the same way we did South Africans. China must get the memo that you don't treat our people like trash.#ChinaMustExplain
pic.twitter.com/CZJVGxBByd

— DEMAGOGUE PhD.💘senior advocat (@von_Bismack) April 10, 2020

Cwhyte:
Tankunland.

Very inspiring story. I am mostly moved by your courage to advise others to learn from you.

Please call 09035719018 our IT guy. tell him you got his number from Whyte.

We need to fix 16 channels wireless CCTV cams in our new office in Abuja.

Don't worry, I will cover your Tfare and hotels for the installation period.

decub:
Lol. Probably because you've not been doing it. You can start small and with consistency, do it beyond your expectation.

CaptainMitch:
Yes and broke

Sarcasm.

Explorers:
75 years old, 30 push-ups... waoh

Just 25 push-ups and i will be breathing/shaking like hell.

Shame on me men

Fucklove:
Which card works fine on bet365? Tried access Visa classic but was rejected

Oharina:
Watch out how Fulani herdsmen will come for revenge, by killing every body close to that field very soon. Because they will assume the community planned for the poisoning of their brethren. So people living around there should better run for their dear lives for now. Because these men value a cow's life more than an hundred human lives, not to talk of 12 cows. Kai...!

Kayyy:
hello @ OP, good evening, i trust you're good, i sent you my number about the CCTV and other installation jobs, i don't know if you saw it, i am putting it here agani should you want to contact me through whatsapp, the number is 08103484915, would be expecting your message, take care.

Samueltemi337:
I don't drink alcohol
But I normally take lots of sugar
And I don't have anything to think about

GamalNasser:
I pity those who say they prefer the Chinese to Americans , give China the power America has today and it will send every black man into mines and plantation to work

Addme:
Seriously I was very annoyed with that guy called Samak... As the guy was trying to answer some of their so called FBI questions,they kept on coming with new ones as if they sent them to him. Can,you believe that guy also bet but criticising the guy for betting. This LIFE!!!!!
The funniest one was Tissuep...on that same thread...This same guy was hailing them for jobs well done but don't know if you remember the same Tissuep came to betting thread late last year or so complaining and thinking of Suicide before someone came to his rescue.
This Life has taught me never to mock someone in needs, do your own and leave everything to God even if they are lying.
BTW, you brought me here. You really know when to share good threads on here. Keep it up.

GeeConn:
Samakus may not know how many people he has killed unintentionally.

Ancientboy:
As in bro, I'm just so annoyed,Had it been the guy had committed suicide and this so called samka guy starts eating his yam raw in the future,he would start wondering where he got it wrong... it's just annoying,he kept on antagonizing the man like he was sent from the village, I got here through you though Lol

Samakus:
Don't even try it bro. Dude is a born scammer who has decided to turn e-beggar

Makschinchin:
Your reason for quoting me being

chudez0147:
Person no fit play with you again...
you must be a very bad person for thinking of such thing

Tankunland:
Nairaland you guys are so kind. You guys are my family, my father and mother God I can't believe this.

Someone called me and just prayed with me, someone called and just send me motivational videos, someone send me10k my God for lockdown. God bless you all. I just was missing her and that's why I wrote this thread but you guys have so supported me and encourage me like that day.

Please if you know you are hungry and 1k would be enough for you please send me your account number and I would send 1k to 2 people right now to eat and send some to my kid also. God bless you all and goodnight
He didn't even tell me his name. God of heaven. God bless you NIGERIANS

Ishilove:
Then go to the mountain. 3 days and pray for divine restoration. If you can make it longer it will better but before 7 days ends, you will be visited.

1x2x3:
You see how you lost 1.3M, your keke and job within 20 days? You may likely encounter the same if you link up with a wrong woman. There are some women you hook with and your fortunes will become horrible even if you like learn a skill and there are some you meet and things become so smooth you begin to wonder.

Those ones that bring you ill luck are the most difficult to leave so I won't blame you for always going back to her.

Funjosh:
Let me pour out my mind so that I can let it flow with 2019. I lost my sister a week after giving birth to her first child in May, just 10 months after getting married. Her death left me so heart broken till date don't even know how to puts words together, is it the joy of hearing she deliver a baby girl, to the news of her not breathing well, to needing more blood, to getting of oxygen because her survival depends solely on it, to rushing from blood bank to the ward, to pharmacy, to lab, moving from one end to the other of LUTH, before they eventually decided she will be moved to ICU, to know space in LUTH to moving her to one life at Bolade where I watched her breathing through the matching, Afolashade watching you just responding with moving of your hands and legs whenever I call hurts me so much. I was broken when the doctor called that your heart stopped working. I cried, wept uncontrollable when you were been packed and moved to the Morgue, can't believed my eyes when you were being buried.


Afolashade Omobolanle Oyeniran

We all missed you
Your husband missed you
And your beautiful daughter you had no chance to carry loved you.
Keep on resting Shaded

Makschinchin:
Scam Alert oooo!!!

You are ashamed of posting this but you aren't ashamed of putting down your account details (without a name though)..

Too bad, anytime people don't attach their names when pleading for fund, it's a Red Flag for me and a no no!!!

By the way, I believe you can get help faster through Facebook where your friends know you on a personal level unlike a forum like Nairaland where people hardly know one another...

Sen, Lalasticlala, Doinique please take note

chudez0147:
Both you and the guy are scam. Partners!!
Help him and leave us alone... SA dey kill our brothers!

chudez0147:
And another partner. E be like say una many..
AirPEACE don go bring una con , una won con give us Southie style .

Samakus:
Don't even try it bro. Dude is a born scammer who has decided to turn e-beggar

yesloaded:
I will never kill myself in Jesus name

I don't know why this is funny.