₦airaland Forum

MzzTega:
Nobody wants a Virgin.
They are all looking for the experienced ones.
Who will now teach the virgins?

Greenbullet:
hahahahahaha .

Jagabanthelion:
Good! I like ur belief n confidence. Shows u are ready to do the right things to keep ur hubby longing for u all through the marriage. Be a good girl n good luck finding d right man to marry.

wisdomguy4u:
This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " sex me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!

vikeyz:
gurls will always be gurls

Toks2008:
lol! issokay

porchster:
Yoruba men are the best men to date
There so many reasons why they fit into any kind of ladies' dreams.... Am not debasing other tribes but a research shows that 80% falls to Yoruba guy.

-When it comes to swag, they charm the ladies with their dress sense.

-They are so respectful.. no matter how troublesome some are, when they see your family they will surely accord them their respect.

-They know how to give the ladies the vibes they need that would knock them off their feet.

-No dull moment when you are with a Yoruba guy when indoor or outdoor.... Yoruba boy as they are randomly called, will surely spice up your day with different kind of things like partying ' faaji', clubbing etc

- Yoruba guys replicate the White romance down here by giving them special treat at the right time.

-They are full of surprises, Their unpredictable nature makes the ladies want more of them cox when you think they will disappoint you, that is when they will surprise you.

-Though they lie a lot , but the lies, is to make the relationship more interesting ( lmeo).... let the truth be told most ladies like it when you paint hell as a paradise,and I believe Yoruba guy sweet mouth will do justice to that.

-They may be eyeing other ladies probably for side chick which other tribes do but it very hard for them to break up with their main girl.

-They are not too emotional which is a turn off to some ladies but they can be jealous sha. etc

-They easily forgive and tolerable....

You can add yours.



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fellis:
Hahahahahaha

KB524:
It's a big shame to see ignorance manifesting in some narrow minded people post.Boko haram is as far away from Islam as any body can think of,in Islam God says in qur'an "No compulsion in religion"and u see Boko haram kills both in mosques and churches as well as the market square.they have their own reasons and sponsorship,however their sponsor wishes to put out the light of Islam and so they chant what is known to be of Islam,some like"Allahu Akbar"but Islam doesnot permit killing of innocent souls irrespective of its faith,and the most important thing in Islam is believing in the existence of One omnipotent and omniscient God and that Muhammad is his messenger,and believing in all prophets that came before him such as Moses,Jesus,Abraham etc believing in in their books are from him(GOd)praying five times daily among others.@edcure and@bloodykiller u tend to be so intolerant of Islam and wish to publically show ur haterade toward Muslims and I know this could be due to ur narrow mind and ignorance of Islam,I advise u to objective and research on real Islam,I also wan you to check how cristian crusaders killed thousands of Jews and millions of pagans in Europe and then u will tell me ur stand

NinaTohBadt:
BUT THEY HAVE BEEN TECHNICALLY

Greenbullet:
I will give you an accurate comment when u are 39 and still single *runs out of thread *

Toks2008:
That awkward moment when a prophet tells a lady that GOD has revealed to him that the man she is planning to marry is not the one for her.

As innocuous as this statement may sound,many ladies have been totally misled by many prophets who claim they hear from GOD or see stuffs. Many ladies have ended up as side dishes for these self acclaimed prophets and many baba ba n ye wo(Native spiritualists) have ended up marrying sweet chics as free wives all because these ladies just won't back down in their quest to seek spiritual direction on who is right or wrong for them.

As an individual,go on your kneels and pray to GOD to lead a responsible and man of purpose to you and wait on GOD. If any man comes your way,simply look for the vital signs to know if he is good for you or not and make up your mind without the need of running to spiritualists each time a new guy says hi to you.

There is no particular man for a particular woman and visavis and there is really no good or bad choice of spouse but what we have is YOUR CHOICE and when you make that choice, be ready to do your best to face the consequence.

Marriage is like a black market and no matter how sweet the courtship may be, no matter how superb that man or woman may be,there is always a dint of uncertainty lurking around and when it rears its head,be ready to face it head on without any feeling of regret.

The next time you see a prophet that tells you that man you love is not the one for you, simply take a deep breath and humbly ask the spiritualist to inquire from the same source and tell you right there the name of the right man for you,his tribe,skin color as well as house address and even the gender of the first born both of you will have together.

Prophets deceiving people from time memorial.

emusmith:
Some Reasons Ladies Act The Way They Do.

Good evening peeps.
I have critically looked at some complains by Nairaland guys and to be honest, some of them sound so hilarious. They open threads about it and still, the truth remains covered. They leave more frustrated, I guess.

I thought it timely to unveil some of the REASONS LADIES ACT THE WAY THEY DO.

I'm no psychologist neither I TIM LAHAYE, but I believe some of these answers will help my Nairaland friends to better understand our ladies better and not get confused when these attitudes play out.

Let's see some reasons:


1. When she leaves her undies at your place

- A lady told me saying, it's a "possessing your possession" tactics. I was like, who does that? I thought differently until today.

- A few others (5%) just forgot it. Thanks to constant cohabitation.



2. When she starts over-demanding even when she knows your financial capacity.

- She just met some one else and wants a breakup via a quarrel.

- Must have heard friends boasting on how theirs involve in profligate spending on them.


3. When she gets angry each time you ask her about her past relationships

- She isn't proud of something there. Not like she is bad but it hurts her to have made some mistakes. Give her some time before proceeding to the next point...


- She is hiding something from you.
If she is a sincere girl who wants a honest relationship, she shouldn't get angry for crying out loud. All the time you gave her, yet, she wants to conceal it till...you hear it from elsewhere and she now comes begging, "hun, I'm sorry. It was the devil" lobatan!



4. When she tells you, "I'm in a relationship" and still wants to be your friend, and her supposed "imaginary" boyfriend isn't in sight."


- Have you noticed, the best thing to do
is to be her friend? That statement is a tricky one. Be her friend to the point of being a brother (Make her free, laugh and happy, with friendship in mind- cancel her thoughts) . At that point, she will focus her attention on you. She might even approach you. It might be too late then.


5. When she keeps changing her decisions about dating you.


- Sometimes, it's because there are other options available to her. But something about you makes her want to still consider you. She's still trying to keep you with one hand.

- Other times, it's just the influence of friends. Her bestie, perhaps.


6. When you are having an "emotional chat" with her and dp goes, wow, "I love you, Pete. and your name is Jamiu!

- Firstly Jamiu, she might be seeing you as a
stalker. Maybe, you forced your way into her Friend's List. She wants to get rid of you ASAP.

- Secondly, If you're James and not Jamiu, she's just trying to play with your mind by making you think she is surrounded. More often than not, Pete doesn't exist! She's so alone. It's a strategy called 5-4-1.


7. When she says to this thread and the Op, "You'll never be able to understand a woman, NEVER, no matter how hard you try!"

- That's a harsh defence tactics by Nairaland Ladies called 6-3-1 since 1672. .



Gnyt.

Toks2008:
That is why he will cherish you like kilode but then marriage is more than what we think.

Many Nairalanders do not know that i was technically married because in Yoruba land, when you do some rights even without the traditional wedding proper,you can pass for a married man and infact both man and wife can start staying together as a couple.

I was also the man who made my "Ex" a woman but then i guess she was too hot for me to handle because she was just bent on seeing the world.

I have come to believe that no matter how caring,cute,romantic,GOD fearing a man or woman can be, there is every tendency to be taken for granted if you are with someone who have never had any experience of love affairs.

Infact it takes a heart broken person to appreciate genuine and sincere love from a partner so in my case i sensed she wanted to see the world and if i do not let her go,the consequence might be very terrible on me.Nothing wey family and friends no do to make her get sense but for where,she was bent on testing the world and tyhis is why all these hot chics tire me..if to say na one atutupoyoyo i sure sey she go sidon put.

Imagine a lady singing to your ear that "she feels cheated having spent all her life with you (met her when she was 19) and sometimes she will tell me "she feels caged" habba! mi o le wa ku so i had to free her and here i am after giving my sincere love to one lady for 12years,i am obliged to start all over lol! very funny.

Toks2008:
MUST I MARRY?

Jagabanthelion:
2moro,if he catches u and divorces u,dnt come n cry here ova double standards of men o.Stories that touch like "He cheats regularly,I didn't divorce him.---I just MADE A MISTAKE ONCE and he threw me out". U go kno say na chronic womaniser,u stil marry am,2moro u come tell us say all men are d same.

sucobaba:
Ok,take the sim and phone(make I rush enter MTN office do sim swap) Hahahaha

daretodiffer:
Dey don't fink
They think

Toks2008:
On the contrary,most ladies fall for the trap.

Guys are natural benefactors of the initial gragra thing cos they would have had their ways with you already so it is the ladies who should be more careful.

QueenValerie:
Why do all the good looking men have an issue,why can't their issues be minimal? This is a bit funny I lol +ed.But yeah if it was a must I'd pick this one too.But I'd stay away from his dealings maybe turn him in,some hard time in prison might bring him out of his philandering ways Now why didn't I think of this,it would have saved me all the trouble with the philander

Sincere4u:
It's you I want.

fellis:
Lol It gives them a sense of importance and makes them feel good about themselves. Its called delusions of grandeur

YankeeJoe:
see ur rubber mouth. No worri, wen time reach ur menopause, u go beg gate man 2 marry u... FUCKING HOLES!

sucobaba:
Twice a week!!!!
Chai just take the phone gimme my sim

sucobaba:
2 weeks phone and laptops swapping got me cracked up here,hahahahahaha

MzDeeb:
As in ehn. Its so true. I haven't seen a thread by a virgin imposing abstinence on pple.

I think they are just being bitter that they have lost their's. Hence, looking for ways to bring pple into their shoes.

Well, its not their fault though. It's the devil trying one of his manipulating techniques to destroy the children of God. John10:10

money121:


cc. lalasticlala ishilove

MzDeeb:
Hmmm. I weep for this generation of ours.

Why can't we learn from the older generation. To the best of my knowledge, virginity was a pride of a lady and that of her family back then.

Infact, a feast is usually held upon confirmation from the husband that his bride was a virgin.

Nowadays, what we see is pple discouraging girls from keeping their virginity.

Now you are emphasizing on the fact that the couples might have different sexual preference in marriage. Bros, how that one take concern you.

It's left for them to know how to handle that if it does happen.

Are you trying to say that girls should keep sampling guys before marriage till they get to the one they have the same sexual preference? Marriage is not all bou s3x bro.

I still do not want to believe that there re virgins out there that does self service. If its true. Then its not cool at all.


Stop misleading young girls.

My advice to young girls and boys is to keep their virginity and endeavour to have a good character, it will help them in their marital life. Always pray to God and don't be friends with bad pple.

Don't destroy ur destiny cos of 5mins pleasure. Ask pple going to MFM to gist you, and you will see reasons to avoid pre marital s3x.

sexaddict08:
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come to me if need wine....I have enough pure wines that would make your stomach swell