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JaypeeAnics:
Warning ⚠.... Security Alert..... My fellow nairalanders.....pls don't enter d bathroom @11:59pm today....cus u won't come out dis year until next year....thanks....

petkruz:
Thanks dear,my bad. I wish u same

petkruz:
Sweetheart i'm not single,i'm not a beauty queen either but most weddings I attend the bride always looks better! In this case surprisingly it's the groom and I spoke my mind however how blunt.

IamBae:
My main concern is his diction

petkruz:
She is ugly,you are entitled to your opinion that's mine.

RexKex:
Well, Do We have to share same theories?

SHAIBULIAR:
why now?he dey pain me o

RexKex:
Isn't it Obvious?


Most girls put up the "Facade" of Being in a relationship SIMPLY Because of the "Erroneous" Fact that "single" Peeps are "Unwanted".


So, it is possible that This Girl is as Single as the Opposite of Plural BUT wants you to Believe She "Belongs" To some One.


My advice is; If you "Really" want her, "Play Your Cards" Well & She will be Left with "No choice".

Topmostt:
That's really scary. I don't know if I can accept that to be honest. Sadly after that incident, the word 'friend' started coming up more frequently.
Do you think I can change tthings around?

SHAIBULIAR:
ayam a pastor

franzis:
...

SHAIBULIAR:
Will you marry me then?

vosquare:

Daminaj1:
Update: Davido just deleted the tweet about Sophie sleeping with her dad's friend)

@lalasticlala but luckily I was awake to get it

EdCure:
You dey mind them? Coming up with stale lines that defy logic.
The realities on ground are incontrovertible. By their fruits we have known them.

Donmichaelz:
and u got 188 likes from non virgins..lol,make Una dey console Una self

tosyne2much:
Don't ask me any kweshion. You know what I'm talking bout

Blessinzy:
i dont think u want no (she is a deeper lifer) sad to say

tosyne2much:
Every lady is claiming she's a virgin on this thread


God is watching you people in 3D

Charlesdegaulle:
Re: As A Graduate, Can You Work In Restaurant That Pays 80k And Above?.......Comments by Larry fly


That is a winner anyday

Beehshorp:
Cant remember the name of the Nlander or the name of the thread so am going to give a brief summary and recap to refresh our memories....



The funniest thread so far should be given to that guy and his friends who went to enugu shoprite from onitsha dressed like wizkid and davido...lmao... I could recall dat during all dia selfies a man putting on yellow agbada was behind dem and d worst be say na only ribena #50 dem fit buy...


For the funniest comments i feel everybody on that thread dat made fp is freakingly funny



Happy new year in advance

RHEMAA:
I have drummed that into her ears. even before that incident where those guys molested her, My spirit was troubled to call her that night, i picked my phone and called her around 9.pm. I asked where she was, she told me at a friend's place. then I told her to start going home. It was some minutes pass 9 that it happened on her way home.
cultism is so rife in her school. cultists are disturbing her. she always warn me not to come see her in school in order not to endanger my life, and that the cultists could kill me.

tosyne2much:
Funny u

MzzTega:
Yeah. Just that the earlier comments from those guys shows they are not interested.

Omotayor123:
On point my dear! They will call you names wey your mama no give you. Actually I wanted to add this point... But I never ready to die

prettythicksme:
Married&searching

RHEMAA:
Sir, she schools in Anambra while I school in Benin. we don't see for months sometimes. just on holiday period and festive seasons.
I just pray heaven will have intervene in this issue. cultists are really disturbing her in school. one said he must bed her by hook or by crook.