₦airaland Forum

We belong to the rational and logical crew... Let's talk reality.

What is the diameter of his nostrils/nasal cavity to have allowed passage of a coin at age Six. Or what could be the size and shape of that coin.
I am 30years, and a coin can't pass into my nose...LOL.

Bloggers selling it...Fellow Nigerians buying it, without asking price. Nigerians are wealthy sha o!!
That's why we ain't inventive in this part of the world, we don't think deep. We are general and all-time consumers.


Let me go check his name in Guiness Book of Record!!! World Biggest and Widest Nose. The Russian could have made it there!!!

But the earth is greedy... You didn't give out this from inception, but consumes this after all.

Vanity upon vanity says the preacher!!! It all ends in rut finally. Soon enough the hips get weary and can no longer carry the load. Diminishing returns is a reoccurring factor!

generationz:
How do you take someone with an already perfect shape and use to advertise your products?

You are wise... It doesn't prove effectiveness of a product.

Advertisement for product quality should be a process.
From imperfections to impeccable body state.

Umunwanyi na aru ogwu... Translation... Females reduce the potency of juju or Jax.

Is a common occurrence with people who were molested... I battled with mine while praying I don't molest any young person.

If you don't break free through prayer, you might also be a paedophile.

You can conquer it...feed your mind with the scriptures, you will not satisfy the desires of the flesh.

Hallelujah!!! I didn't walk into hell.

I would keep singing he saved me song by R-Kelly.

Jashub:
I do support the lady's rudeness, but the company should have informed her on the method they would use to contact her in case she was selected. It is just standard procedure.

Pure lie... Mannerism matters a lot.
I see a lot of nonsensical attitude exhibited by our Ladies.
You don't take calls from unknown numbers.
You show hostility to strangers, even on social media or on-net.
Develop soft skills, your Certificates alone are not enough to earn you a placement.

You can't be hypnotized through calls, you can't be hypnotized through chats... You are in control, you are only hypnotized if you are a greedy person who allows the other person have full control.
I bet she has learnt from this...if she reorientate herself today...A better one would come.

Ladies if I chat you up and say 'Hello, how are you doing'... Your reception doesn't give you away as being cheap. Your snobby attitude gives you out as lacking mannerism.

There is an answer for every social engagement my Sisters, don't snob or be irate. Even if you don't like the person.

Venerealisles:
Yes, this is my first post on nairaland, and all I have to say is, I am a Feminist!!! A proud one at that, I know these little nairaland boys will come for me but I don't care!!
I have a message for y'all, we don't need your money to be happy, we don't need your d#ck to be satisfied, we can do without y'all.
Fellow ladies, lets keep up the movement, the more they realize they ain't shit, the better for them.

When you submit to a man, most especially your husband...I don't mean any kind of man.
The joy would reform your body...The fluid from the man does wonders.
You are lacking Sister!
You have a business...In your words you are self made, but you are lacking, no rest of mind.

No offense darling...but reconsider your stand...Men are no piece of shit; women are not just a sex object.

It is not good for a man to be alone...God made a help meet suited for his needs.

You are a help meet for someone... Yet you have chosen to standalone.
A man who ought to leave his mother and father and be united to you as a SUPPORT, you have dealt with as a piece of shit. You would always make him ashamed even when you are with him with such orientation of yours.

No hard feeling...you would be fine, just reorientation would do the magic; a peace of heart is what you need.
You are not at peace!!! It is believed you have money, but you are lacking!!!

WrittyWritter:
Okay oo..dey are Beautiful and handsome ��..I hope Amadu no go mistakenly nack Ahmed wife..abi Aisha no go mistakenly bleep her sister's husband

Them fit, e no dey cause problem.

owprint:
I don't know what exactly is wrong with our policemen... They suppose don get sense by now.

Like my father use to say.. If they are warning the ear, and it refuse to listen, when they will cut the head, the ear will follow it.

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Police assault you...plan for am, kill am for night.

THE FALL OF AMERICA.

I AM ENVISAGING A NEW WORLD POWER.

I SEE CHINA RISING FROM THE EAST.

THE SCRIPTURE IS TRUE...LORD PLEASE COME!!

Oracleforce:
Edo people are around us...tell.them to come and give us quit notice...or you can leave your poto-poto region and give us quit notice...
Eni kuure.. Don't your know nyamiri people are always a curse to your host community...
Check.wherever your people are...you are known for baby factory, cannibalism, internet fraudsters, harlotery, and other wicked social.vices in the society. generational curse and woes are ravaging upon your people...
China and some other powerful nation detest Nigerians because of your people's untoward attitude to their amiable nations.
You came here to display your blatant ignoramus attitude about the history of the lagos state....what a shame! Go and read the history of lagos state and you will know who owns the land of lagos state.

What does OYO and Ogun State stand for.... These two states are synonymous to SKULL MINING bro.

Fraudsters...Locally YORUBA comes top in the list. Stock exchange, Forex, Real Estate and Crypto scams recently are been perpetrated by them.

Internationally they are on the news recently, they carry out theirs without brain...they are unwise in their transactions.

Quote me to ur peril!!

This police IG na fool...Tell him to come look for me; shebi them dey control social media.

Is Tinubu the people of Lagos or the family that lost their loved ones.


I repeat...Police IG is a FOOL
Police IG is a COWARD
Police IG is MENTALLY DERANGED
Police IG is a BLOOD SUCKER
Tell him...HE IS A BUFFOON!!!!

I need contact to the sellers... I wan mode my engagement ring wit tam.

sinaj:
He should close his eyes to what she is doing while his own career goes down the drain?

My caramel...Oil dey your head!!

Playing the victim card has never aided anyone... Taking responsibility for actions is a catalyst.

She is lacking catalyst to push herself to stardom!! That's my scent leaf to this matter o!!!

Our psychotic First Lady that year...Mama Orji's remote was potent on her that year.
That woman no gree her see road...What has even become of Mama Egusi!!

Hmmm... Nothing is permanent!!
First Lady ur God was alive...they for use u tuola Utu!!

Make Una find husband before returning to base!!!

Elmuhammadi:
where is Buratai?

Why seek for a dead man in tombs...talk about the living!!

AsomughaChuks02:
This story looks incomplete. No mention of what the son did that led to his arrest.

I want to call you a FOOL... Your Father or You must be one of them.

When marrying brothers and sisters...Always ask to know histories of families.

I fear to marry from police people families...they have blood pool hanging over them.

How on earth can this man sleep.

World of reprobacy!!

saaphiere:
Never leave your girl child with any man be it her father.

You are spewing trash...paedopiling isn't peculiar to men alone; grown ladies are at it the more.

Most boy child were molested by their maid and caregivers!!

So stop spewing that crap, condemn the act and don't be sectional.

[quote author= post=94256124]Who killed Dele Giwa?
Hmmmmmm, this is deep!

Na like dis d matter happen,
Make we type am for our Warri pidgin, for personal reasons!
We remembered just like yesterday.
"Na on Sunday e happun, Dele Giwa bin dey chop akara, and him tell im wife, Funmilayo say him wan chop am with garri, na im she enta kitchen."

"At dat time, im pikin Billy carri parcel wey pesin bin dump for gate come enta di room wia we dey.
Di parcel resemble book wey get hard cover and bin get address say im come from the cabinet office."

"As Dele just tear di tin small from di left side, na so di package explode hit am for chest, fling am from wia him bin dey sit to di door."

Dele wife bin organize make dem take her husband go hospital as e bin no dey good shape at all.

Na for hospital na im doctors tell me say Dele Giwa don die!!

Na so dis handsome man die o!

Again, Who killed Dele Giwa?[/quote]Baba...if you talk ngida na you sabi.

Even our Bubu go know.

Nzu... limestone sweet

Please take away Snipers and indocedes from the reach of Oshiomole make em no commit suicide o!

771 units remaining.


APC doing what they know how to do best...These 771 is enough to rig out Obaseki.
Keep praying, is not over until is over.

pretydiva:
I pray for a peaceful, free and fair election

Better Lady... One reasonable comment!

Looking forward for another.

Manna is falling!!

Don't you know that another name for Nigerian Army na Coward.

Make Buratai tai... Wey dey tie rapper court marshal me...Fear Fear Chief of Army Staff.