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AmazingMOG:
If I be a MAn of God!

The first 50 people that’ll privately write me with faith I’ll pray for you in two years you’ll be on upper class category.

Atheist and Islamist stay far away from my mention or I’ll open the gate of hell for you and your generations



If I be a MOG!

You are not... The phrase "If I be" shows you are not.
Park yourself waka commot here.

But some people get mind o.
I got to Fine Brothers in Enugu; I had already priced Xiaomi Redmi Note 8 Pro on Tuesday @82.9k it was way higher than my budget... I went back today to pick it up; only to find out it has increased to 99k.
One nigga on top say I dey feel the increment burden for my kidney...Paid for IPhone 11@499k.
Abeg no be the same country we dey!!

pawsitivep:
This lovely 16months old boy is for sale. He's a loving boy that is animal friendly and loves attention from his humans. He's bred out of strict good show lines although he has only one descended testicle that's why he's up for sale as a pet quality.
 Another reason for his sale is that he's always picked on by the other male dogs and we wouldn't want that to affect his overall loving temperament.

Attached is a picture if him and his parents in europe.
for more info call or send a whatsapp message to this number.
09022306206

You come clean with ur post; can I chat you privately I need a Pedigree Slant back GSD

Rexsul:
yes

Thanks Rexsul... Pls advice me; I want to know which certification is best.

IPAN-SOTLAN or IPAN

ProfDview1:
There is this lady I like so much, even my friends know that I like her so much and will love to spend the rest of my life with her.

One day, I saw her with my friend and I later asked her why she is so close to my friend. She said they are dating each other, that she cannot marry me simply because I am tailor.

My friend is a yahoo boy, he doesn't have any work. The only way he eats is via internet scam. To be honest I was so pained, moreover she is not the only lady to have done this to me. Have met several ladies that told me that they can't marry a tailor and they end up dating yahoo Boys for my street.

They always tell me to leave my tailoring job and go hustle like my frnds to make cool money.

Guys, I am tired.. Should I leave the tailoring job and join my friends to do the yahoo stuff?

Girls keep rejecting me up and down and I am fed up.

Pls advise me

Don't leave your Tailoring Job Bro...What you need is branding or rebranding.
Become a Fashion Designer as against a Tailor....Fashion Designers are well sought after.

Tiva Bespoke and Vanskere are all collections owned by Tiva and Evans Kere respectively who are Tailors transformed to Fashion Designer.
They have added value...which has increased their pay.
Bro invest ur strength in rebranding ur business... Think inward of how to trend in ur tailoring or fashion business than chase after a miner.
Women are miners; attracted by success which they quantify by materials.
Every woman is materialistic; is just that some has control while others are running wild.

Rebrand and Trend...She would shift her ass to you.

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

She hasn't said anything... You are running out of control of ur lust.
Why not caution her to dress up well when around ur house.
You want me to advice you to sleep with her...come on, Stop Running Lose Man!!

You are lusting...You are in for a big blow.
You can control ur desire now before it is late...and it becomes the devil's work!

Dickson44:
but funny enough I'm ur elder brother

Guy u sure say ur penis dey pain u true true!!
I say make I ask o...ur response show e no dey serious o!

Governors earn more than Senators...The more reason a Senator could relinquish his seat to run for gubernatorial election.

I keep thinking about why our leaders fail to emulate the good they see in the lives of other leaders in foreign Nations.

Millenniumlady:
Not yet married but when in labour I'll use that opportunity to deal with him for all his fu*k up and use labour as an excuse some of my friends do gist me what they did to their husband when they were in labour from beating to causing your papa your mama many that i cannot say here but it's so hilarious

Pray he stays close to receive that package of urs.... He is likely to always be on a business trip.

The User has been Used...Kpele!!

Grandamante:
Married women don't always ask for money. So, many of them are doing it for the pleasure not for financial gains. Those of them who are good financially, especially older ones, would even pamper the boy finish.

If a married woman makes herself available to u for sex, and it is not against ur principle, f@ck the hell out of her. U don't ve any moral obligation towards her husband. Karma won't affect u. It is her who took an oath of faithfulness to her husband infront of God and man not u. U re only a passerby.

You brought God into ur statement... So I would respond to you.

So you've forgotten the point where it is said "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder".

Karma wey go follow u, dey do press-up

HundHunter:
Alligator or gaint water monitor lizard?

Alligator has spikes on the body like crocodile... The mouth and size differentiates them.

That's a monitor lizard

Buhari is at it again...It baffles me why the North with all the millions invested in each Administration remains the poorest. It goes to tell us that the North is the problem of this country and reason for backwardness.
Divide this Country let every people or tribe develop their own and let the less developed be colonized. They have been in power for ages, but doesn't know how to derive development or alleviation from poverty with it.

God has sent food to cushion the effect of hunger brought about by COVID-19.

NaijaRoyalty:
As expected , large chunk of the money will be embezzled and the little remaining will be given to the almajiris.

Anyone who loots the Nation's wealth this time around would be visited with far much pain and penury than Corona Virus Disease could inflict.

Say Amen... If you want this country to move forward.

If the man was dosed or injected with a hard drug that resulted in hypnosis... There would be traces in his bloodstream.

Does it mean we don't carryout forensic examinations in crime detection.

But the man may be lying... He should have made mention of invasion before talking about sleeping for 3days.

Did he take drugs and kill his wife.

Write to fraud desk of CBN and EFCC and copy the bank fraud desk.

The bank would act immediately

Sharp PM...Mmadu abulu efi (person no be cow or Jackie); Prime Minister have got reasons to go AWOL.
Rest my guy; Rest my guy... If you die the job go continue.


Make I adopt ur style... I go soon call my Oga for work.

Oga I dey feel symptoms of COVID-19; I dey isolate for house.

NwaforIgbo:
Yet you don't have one attached to your name. I'm sorry what's the name of your sanitizer again?
Oh, none

He is just saying is not worth the publicity of the governing council...Is not a milestone achievement!

I have my product in the market 80% alcohol.

I will be willing to teach u how to make one.

Witcher:
This is bad... Fulani are nomadic, technically all the land belongs to them... Well if not the land at least the grasses.. he should expect payback if I'm in that town I will run away. Fulani are not like other black creatures they're special and they never forgive

So you approve of their menace... Fulani Woman...Na them them. Blood thirsty people.

Remove "er" from ur name wetin e be...?

Biodun556:
Religious View against Islam

The wrong committed by Emir Sanusi is his stand against Child Marriage and Almajiri.


Islam supports sexual relations with children; and irresponsibility of parents towards children.

Witcher:
Well well another day of PDP's misinformation

You again!!
You operate as "TsePhanyah"; how wrong it is to claim to be well intentioned when you have always taken a lopsided stand on matters of the Nation.
You are a Puppet or Puppeteer!
Get Off the bench of noble men!!

Can we stop sex for a while?
It is hot these days... One does not need to be satiated during sex; the weather is dehydrating one already; still you are taking turn sweating out and releasing fluid.
See you see death!
Must you die the way you came!
Take it easy; and don't dig harder!

South East Development Commission to follow suit.
Then South South Dev. Com.

Regional government loading... That's what fits this country. Break the Centralized Government and see all round Development.

Action carried out on the charge brought forward by a single human being.
How sure are you she isn't innocent; how do you tell the accuser isn't envious of her.

Nigerians should learn to be open minded.

snipernigga:
IDOTIC IDIOCRATIC IDIOT!!!

You patronized him; by quoting the pornographic image. Reporting him and quoting 4&5 Rules was enough to handle him.

Please who has heard of "IPAN-SoTLAN Conformance Systems Limited".

Are they really in partnership with IPAN.

Mummy Turai Yaradua.... You are so true on this; as an IGBO man who applauds good; I want to say we have not had a President before ur Husband and after ur Husband.

But he failed us also... Knowing that the good and destiny of Nigeria was resting on him (the warlord); he would have conducted himself by staying healthy and living a healthy lifestyle. I hear he burnt his lungs; how then was he expecting to stay long to birth this New Nigeria.

I miss PUMY...I miss his administration; we had a President in UMARU MUSA YARADUA.
May He be long remembered for the little change he brought.