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Nice development... That's not a threat.
Is been getting to a year I last ate beef.

tonye33:
ANOTHER WEIRD MEAL PREPARED BY PAPIWATER BESIDE THE WATERSIDE SIDE. SCROLL TILL THE END

#Noodle_with_frog_friedTilapia_and_periwinkle

So today I came up with a new recipe in my waterside kitchen. Here with me, I made a delicious meal using noodles with frog meat and fried Tilapia fish together with periwinkle, carrot, unripe tomatoes onions and fresh pepper.

Procedures: I steam my periwinkle with a sauce and kept it separate, I steam my frog with pepper onion, salt and maggi, kept it seperate. Boiled my indomie and filter it . Then I added my carrot unripe tomatoes onion pepper and and spices and steam frog then turn it and steam it for 2more mins.I fried my TILAPIA fish and ripe plantain. Then dish everything inside the plate. That's how I arrived at this result below. Thanks and feel free to join me

This same Akwa Ibom abi Ibibio guy wey dey bath dog dey cook hot water!

Abeg where you dey self...I wan come join you.

Sharp guy deceiving gullible ones... Lost his livestock to deformity and death.
Thought of another way to eke what he has left...turn the lifeless beast to god; the gullible ones they pay come see am...the guy dey cash out big time!

Story has come true...the beast na em luck charm...e dey pay am true true!

Who are the Southerners in the north...IGBOs
Are they the cause of your pain?...NO!
So why attack them?...Because they are more enterprising and owns majority of the properties in their host community.
Who practice one Nigeria the most?...IGBOs.


Chukwuokike abiama, kpuchiterem umunnem no the etiti umu Ishmael...Amen!

Rugaria:
Amû Ezuike 1 of UNN

Until after investigation, I presume him innocent...It could be a conspiracy by the never do wells among the students of the department and Lecturers who see him as a threat.

Everyone has a tendency, but let's not crucify him yet, but give him fair hearing.

PataAlhajaKeji:
Flat-heads confused about who to support on this issue.

"Should we back our recently crest-fallen American hero, Donald Donatus Okechukwu Trump?"

"Should we blast Dona and back our Ogwashi-ukwu sister even though she's not completely Igbo, as she's not from any of our 5 SE states?"

Wahala be like Dangote towel ...

You no get sense...So you still credit a woman you married to her family!
She is Igbo...She is from the South-East. Although formally born to a Deltan Parents, she is married to Abia State Man.
So back off nepotist and tribalistic entity!

NiRfreak:
Today I was really angry. Someone got me so mad that I could destroy things or harm the person. But I maintained my cool. Yet I was just mad almost all day that I couldn't concentrate on anything else. Then I became angrier for being angry and being in a bad mood that was caused by someone else.

Then this evening, and since it's been a while I went out to drink cos I've been very busy lately. So I went to my ATM and withdraw as much as I could afford to waste.
I went to a bar, drink, drink, took peppersoup..and took a couple of stick...
Now I'm a happy man and no longer angry.

I'm. now wondering how people who don't drink nor smoke or go on lavishing spree manage to relieve their anger when mad..Hmmm. This life is too short to allow people spoil ya mood

We sleep...
We take a long walk from the particular environment causing mood swing.
We identify with people who make us happy.
We sometimes pray.

But walking away is our best bet!!

Miranwa:
Good Day Nairaland, I tried parking my friend's car yesterday night and i without concentrating, bashed it against a piller.

I have be worried since morning and want to fix it before he comes back, he traveled to the village.

Is it something serious, or just the bumper.
And how much will it cost to repair.
Please help a brother.

That is why I stay clear of peoples' car or belongings...These shits often happen!
Lucky you, it can be fixed... budget about 30-50k

Bola146:
Thank God you said some Nigeria girls. I hope your sisters are not there No matter how richer I am, I pray for gifts from my husband always. Suffering no dey tire you? Please pray that you are not lazy

I would also gift him same!!

Bola146:
God please bless my future husband financially and abundantly

Marriage isn't poverty alleviation program...be useful to yourself first.
Hubby is blessed, but be blessed also!
May God grant you your desire, and also blessedness!

merieam16:
Just tell ur brother you cant wash it, that he should tell his wife to do it cos she disgusts u

Buh on a serious note for peace to reign do whatever u er asked to do nd start planning on getting urself an apartment

This highlighted isn't in your best interest... To tell your brother that his wife disgust you is a bang.
Please do not try that at home...

Let me tell you what to do... Pick the sheet with a stick, boil hot water and place in a bucket. With the stick immerse the sheet in the bucket. Add detergent and stir with the stick. Wear gloves or waterproof and squeeze the sheet. Na this kind thing washing machine dey needful.

Kpele!! Wetin do you dey like female panties placed on the line dripping water on your head... E dey do korokoro!

einsteine:
Where did you see that the child was cursed?

Didn't I read well!

"Surprisingly, this girl has been cursed including a paper, if the reader checks, he will see."

Please does this say something different?

Why curse the child... Is it my little feeble roses fault you couldn't close your legs.

How wicked these daughters of Jezebel...to abandon the baby to harsh weather isn't enough, you cursed her.

God deliver you and grant you a second chance to restitute!!


THEY SHOUT FUTURE IS FEMALE AND CAN'T SOLELY TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF THEIR ACTIONS...SAY MAN LEAVE YOU NA DEATH SENTENCE.


Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, opening and closing legs don't keep a man... RESPECT YOURSELVES DAUGHTERS OF EVE, DON'T DECEIVE US BY GIVING OUT THE FORBIDDEN APPLE.

ADAM ATE EVE'S APPLE FOR MERCY AND PITY, SO SHE DOESN'T SUFFER ALONE.

MANY MEN GO THAT WAY OF TRYING TO HELP AND BRING DOWN THEMSELVES...PLEASE GUYS, DON'T DO IT THIS VALENTINE!

The guy no die for the fight...na days after the fight.
That guy died of a natural cause! No be murder case.

9jahotblog:
open a luno app

Pls is LUNO NGN withdrawal working?

We know they have all this... But their people are bereft!!

They walk the lanes hungry...and carry on global poverty around. Trying to enforce themselves on people who don't want them.
They can't survive alone...They shout one Nigeria!!

The same people that released him, wants to take him back....It seems he didn't keep to their agreement of shutting up politically!!

internationalman:
To everyone reading this, would it be cool with you if your dad opt for a DNA test to confirm you are his biological son...

Be sincere with your answers please

I would be ok with that... It would save us some stress of waiting till when any is in serious dilemma requiring exchange of genetic material. Only to discover that someone you have been with for ages can't help u.

I no trust police... If they are serious dey should offer to make payment in Bitcoin!

Holy Aruosa is the religion of the Binis. Headed by the Oba of Benin who is seen as God's representative on Earth.

Holy Aruosa is Occultic Gathering not a Christian gathering!

One day comes...we just have to close our eyes in death, whether we like it or not. Off we go, the people behind tells the story.

If you are telling a story, you have a chance to live.
If your story is been told...you are no more.
I would die someday, is the blow...but my heart cannot deny it. It says yes!
Can it ever say NO to that inward inquiry... It keeps saying NO I can't deny reality.

Today I can't help see men, who died the death of another... 2020 was quite a bloody year.
I felt a deep sorrow...That tears dripped down, I tried to cover up.
If you live in denial of the sorrows of 2020...YOU ARE A BEAST!!

LORD, let me not die the death of another!! AMEN!

Kecox25296:
Gloo

This guy is a fraudulent person.... Don't buy data from him.

His name is Asomugha Onyebuchi Ifeanyi...He is fraudulent.

Don't patronise him!

daneni1:
Maybe when buying a fairly used phone, in that case you will be allowed to test everything so as to be sure, because once you give those guys money they can never refund you even if you later discover a fault with the phone.

I don't use fairly used phones for security reasons.

bukatyne:
Can she still be the President?

She is an American now.

I think she might have to denounce US citizenship to be the President of Nigeria.

She is a dual citizen

Trendy247:
Always download cpuz app into the phone u want to buy to confirm the specs before purchasing

In Nigeria... Be realistic bro.
It doesn't happen!
You must have made payment before assessing the phone.

Hmmm....years ago I couldn't go to drug dispensing store to buy condom.
But presently, a kid can walk in and buy anything including hard drug.
What changed...Money consciousness!!

If she is below 18years, Dangote you don enter long thing... But if she is above 18years. Make she go sit down one place.

Make she practice this her entitlement somewhere...so long is not rape, is mutual.

If na agreement signed before sex... Dangote abeg, pay her for her product...we no dey use your products for free.

Our President's kinsmen are barbarians and vampires.

They are blood suckers!!!
The president must also be!!

Ezini:
A huge disgrace to Christianity

Its a shame how people make joke of Gods name

You are not a Christian or probably you don't read your Bible... Is never a disgrace to Christianity. He that reads, let him understand what the scripture is saying to the Church.
It gives more credence to Christianity, because you have been forewarned about these men.
They are fulfilments marking the end.
Let Christ Come...Maranatha!

jchioma:
Was this not the guy that was frolicking with so called Odumeje the other day? Nothing can convince me that most of these Nigerian pastors are not ritualists. Even native doctors have maintained more decorum and decency than some of them. A disgrace to Christianity.

Hey! You don't bring in Christianity here. The man never claimed to be one.
Even in his libations and Cleansings, he has never being seen mentioning Christ.
It is clear who he pays allegiance to...In that video, he mentioned AGBARA.
Agbara is never Christ.
Christianity are followers of Christ.
He was never one of us...So can't be a disgrace to people he never belonged to.

Guy you chop the food finally...Me go fear say she wan poison me o!

TheStakeHolder:
Why struggle with 3 able bodied men over a phone that you'll eventually replace...

Just handover the phone and move on...

They never learn...

It's good that the criminals were arrested but that will not bring back the dead.

Rest in peace.

Read the lines and understand before commenting.

The boy that was beaten to death is alleged to have stolen two phones from them.