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Military is a Cult...Nigerian Military is Secret Society!!

I see the reason for these viruses...BILL GATES...he sought ways to bypass $500 million, he started creating viruses and building antidotes.

The divorce and this story today is the anecdotes!

Sunisonflex39:
the Oha soup I cooked with N850 only..

ladies and gentlemen.. as the single broke student guy I am like this.. Things are very expensive this period that I have not eaten swallow for like a month due to finance..
so today as God may have it, a good Samaritan gave me 1k, I quickly made a list of food stuff to get for Oha soup o.. Hunger dey..

I bought meat #500
crayfish #50
OZiza leaf #50
fresh pepper #50
Offor #50
kpomo#100
prewinlke #50

the fufu is not factored in the price..

as for the dried fish, okproko, I got them from somewhere for free..

local man cannot kill himself o..

Wahala for bachelor, but double wahala for bachelor Wey no sabi cook o..

The Malam sliced the meat into ten pieces, and with the dried and stock fish complimenting,this soup will last me till Wednesday I think...

School for Nigeria dey reset brains As per Hunger o

Please if you want to fine me money.. DM dey o... Help your guy survive and re-survive o..

Op no be oha soup you cook...na uziza soup.

toyo4souls:
Akunna all the way.


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Our brethren from the North can't make this list... They do well in terrorism!

He was asked to work upon the work wey em work dey no gree pay am!!!


Some ladies think say sex na good done to men...na so one dey here dey sing am like song sey I am privileged to have her warm my bed.
Someone I gave accomodation instead of her to act wisely like a lady... She go wan rub you bubby at a slightest chance, to get you to act in her favour.

Like I have always told anyone that thinks sex is a reward...If I sleep with you, is a work you must pay for.
I go hussle money give you for work wey I do wey you suppose pay me for.

Ladies go and get busy...Is only a foolish man that pays for sex... When is your rod that suffers at the end from wear and tear.

tunary:
I wish I can like this your comment 100 times.

That excess love for children makes some parents over look them when they go astray.

That's how some children grow up to be spoilt children because they over pamper them when they where very young. Wire and Cain all of them must be available in my house

They no go understand why you do am... They would get used to your wire and become wild...you lose them.

Express your grief...Scold them...Tell them how what they did is wrong and how you suffer to make sure that food is placed on their table... Then deprive them of it for so long until they dear and dare for it.

Wittyduchess:
Depending on my mood, I will either spank them and forget it


or

cook the noodles and make them eat it all as punishment.

Remember it is exposed to the bath!

They are tired of this fast food... That's what they are trying to communicate.

I no beat them...I no buy again!!!
End to Noodles in my house...I go save that money for noodles going forward.

Trimjos:
The God that did it for Chad after 30years plus should do it for Nig

What are you saying...His Father took power a young man (age 38 yrs) and held it for 30years. The boy is 37 yrs. Hopefully he would outlive his father as President. What has changed!!

Adaobi rush go buy enough female bag...E go add much money o!

perkyB:
So this beautiful sunday morning I was invited by a friend to a new church, but I came late. So therefore I sat at the back seat with the protocols behind me, I so much felt like a late comer, and the most unimaginable thing happened....

there's an usher right behind tryna give me a shoulder massage or yank my boobs from right behind me like seriously

So guys and ladies what would be your reaction if.

an opposte sex is trying to seduce you in church. How would you react?

Put your picture up, let's see the boobs he wants to yank off.
That would be exhibit before this case!!

Shout blood of Jeez...Look straight at her and blink my eye.

Remember I have the first right of look...If she show her private part, I go look o! But I promise to remove my eye after first look.

She would have sold her immediately after birth, if not for the tumor.
After three years, the said mum was paid more handsomely...This explains that!

Fear women...more heartless!

I love this...Stay back and suffer the mess you created!!

I can't pray more than for him (Muhammadu Buhari) to give way in anyway possible (dead or alive).

That's how we want it...Free economy!
Good competition!!
We have suffered really hard in the hands of a monopolized economy!!!
Monopoly is one reason why you pay � times the price of something you can get for a penny even after paying for importation duty on it!!!!

More players in the Industries...we would smile again!!! I want to start my house this year...I look forward to crash of cement price!!!!


Please how much is house rent at your locality.... The reason is because of cement price they say.
Dangote is a killer!!!
Let's protest this favouring of one business man at the expense of 220 million Nigerians.

obembet:
Guys which of this lady you can consider as your life partner:

A girl would stood by you when you have nothing
or
A girl who help you to become somebody today?

Kindly Choose one and give us reasons.

I would chose someone who added value to me...Standing beside me isn't adding value. If She prayed for me, adviced me, believed in me. She is an asset.
If she was just there...no intellectual contribution, no financial contribution, no spiritual contribution...Then I take it 'She was my undoing'.

The second lady may have been my redeemer...but that still doesn't make her a partner, but if she adds value (bringing in the three factors I made mention earlier), she be wife material 1million yards, I go dey renew her bride price every 1 year...She be asset.

So Op you have an explanation to make...'Standing by me' is relative.

Jesus Christ was accused of operating with the power of Beelzebul (Matthew 12:24-28; Mark 3:22). But being of God (God's son) although belittled was still merciful!
He was apt to forgive (Matthew 12:32a).

Although wearing the form of man, although having innate glory of God in him...Christ was full of grace and truth.
Christ was a reformed version of Elijah speaking mercy in place of judgement.
Elijah dispensation is gone...this is not the days of Elijah, This is the dispensation of mercy and grace.

Song:

All the glory must be to the Lord
For He is worthy of our praise
No man on earth should give glory to himself
All the glory must be to the Lord.


The Bible declares that even the lawful captive of the mighty shall be delivered.

Jesus Christ was full of loving kindness and truth... Elijah phase is gone...Today mercy speaks over judgement.
I declare healing to you Ada Jesus...For the stripes of Christ heals you, and he declares no condemnation on you...embrace Christ and be healed.
Let the words of your mouth and the meditation of your heart now be acceptable to Jesus Christ.

Christ wills you walk free...So take up your mat and walk....Be healed at this moment in Jesus Name!

Jesus Christ was accused of operating with the power of Beelzebul (Matthew 12:24-28; Mark 3:22). But being of God (God's son) although belittled was still merciful!
He was apt to forgive (Matthew 12:32a).

Although wearing the form of man, although having innate glory of God in him...Christ was full of grace and truth.
Christ was a reformed version of Elijah speaking mercy in place of judgement.
Elijah dispensation is gone...this is not the days of Elijah, This is the dispensation of mercy and grace.

Song:

All the glory must be to the Lord
For He is worthy of our praise
No man on earth should give glory to himself
All the glory must be to the Lord.


The Bible declares that even the lawful captive of the mighty shall be delivered.

Jesus Christ was full of loving kindness and truth... Elijah phase is gone...Today mercy speaks over judgement.
I declare healing to you Ada Jesus...For the stripes of Christ heals you, and he declares no condemnation on you...embrace Christ and be healed.
Let the words of your mouth and the meditation of your heart now be acceptable to Jesus Christ.

Christ wills you walk free...So take up your mat and walk....Be healed at this moment in Jesus Name!

Native Doctor get fans... Don dey do digital marketing!
Woe unto people who are devoid of light...They walk in darkness.

Do exploit or be vulnerable.
Be a predator or a prey!!!

God make this revelations...is better known before marriage.

Man go home... God loves you very much.
You have been saved from much headache...and death.

Dangote your days are numbered... Your monopoly would soon end.

Monopoly is evil...Say No to monopoly!
Cement price would come down.
Sugar price would come down.
Flour price would come down.
Say No to monopoly....

The sky is too large to accommodate all... Welcome BUA to the Sugar Industry.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Wow ! Beautiful isn't it? I pray for them more togetherness and peace in Jesus name.

Mean while let me say this, Marriage is beautiful !

As for moshidd's claims "All Nigerian girls are usless", but everyday we see and hear people gettin married to the so called useles Nigeria girls on a daily basis, isn't it?

You can't keep your self and expect God to give you a problem in the form of a wife. Good man = Good woman. So keep ya self to attract good wife. Every perfect gifts comes from above !!

Exactly... They are!!

Most don't bring anything to it...Apart from sex!!

Why would "Pastor" Osibanjo open his mouth to offer such explanation. The narrative has changed because someone of his extraction was well in position to take over. What happened in those years within his tenure and those of his kinsmen when the most qualified were compulsorily retired to bring up a joker to the ranks.

He slaughtered intelligence and credibility to call up his Fulani brethren.

Osibanjo you are lacking words...wind up!!

The young old man decking below pants says hail NO!

Don't indulge in fatal play...Is killing!!

Generation of Instagram...
Private Part is now Public Part.
I dey wash pant isn't for public consumption... Adopt your formula...Live with it and don't impose that on others and don't critic people for theirs.

Police can't protect... Not even one member of the gang on the floor.

Police can't protect... license all.
Let us all be arm bearers!
Police can't even protect themselves let alone the masses.

Is a great service done to me by God. I thank him immensely for not dropping in the North on my first landing.
Gosh, these people are barbaric...
A god that men fight for...That one na god.

My God fights for me... I testify to His goodness. People come to experience what I enjoy knowing and believing in my God. They end up accepting Him and remaining in Him.
A God whose nature is goodness with loving kindness and mercy that endures forever. He doesn't go on sporadic killing, He lives you with a choice. You meet your Waterloo if you follow the wrong choice. He just plays the two card... While making known His will!