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Novartis:
I got 156 gig on 2 sims

My sister also got 156 gig on her sim and my gf got 156 gig twice on one sim and 156 gig on another of her sim

We were so happy
Now it’s time to chop back wetin mtn don chop from us

What's the code

SETTINGZ0000000:
So I will now rent it for 159M?
And they also want to have the car back?

Read... Learn to Read!!!

DennickSoftman:
I am in Cotonou and you know how conji is a bastard sometimes especially when you know say prick no go school, I decided to have this girl as my conji cure anytime am in Cotonou.

Konji isn't a bastard...Because e dey react to wetin the eye see.
My prick go school...e dey hear when I talk to ram...my prick understands the phrase 'you can't have it all'...and when e wan rebel if I rub am to wall of my yossarss...em dey understand say I no give am approval, relax.

Richybryn:
I had to create a new moniker for this, am 27 my fiance is german she's 30, I didn't plan to do this, but i get more confuse as the day goes by.

Her plans are in 4 weeks time she comes to Nigeria. She intends to stay for two weeks, during that time we'll get married and fly back together to Germany.

she's already seen an hotel in Lagos, the thing is i know nothing about traveling, have never even traveled outside delta state. Am just a poor guy who grace found, we've been dating for a year now, i try to explain to her that the two weeks wont be enough, she says as soon as we get married it will all be easy, is there any thing that needs to be done, only nairaland can answer me this oo, i have no body oo been an active reader in travel section oo.

I need ideas o, can two weeks be enough, for everything?

Bro no be only blacks they harvest organs... Make una dey careful

A great percentage felt I was far back into 10th Century, when I said sucking or tongue rolling of my wives Vagina walls wasn't part of the marital obligations I owe her and isn't the only way to satisfy her sexually... I felt like the very odd object which has to be isolated amidst my married colleagues. All imagining how much I would be depriving my spouse... So many even went on to say, they pray she shouldn't get it outside.

Omg...I felt to be in another world. So people could talk about hygiene when it comes to toothbrush...but forget hygiene for mouth action. That's HYPOCRISY!

Xisnin:
Those are vagrant with no one to ask for them.
The police will not lock up anybody for simply posting on fb.
There is more to this story.

Hmmm... You ain't in this country. Or probably an over fed cow.

You might have been over pampered... NPF_NIGERIA is NPF_THUGGERY.
They can label u anything... Just to do their paymaster's bid/will.

Hmmm...You are privileged I guess, you have housemaids to run errands for you. Private or Official Vehicle to Navigate u around.

I hate Nigeria Police with Passion... They are blood suckers.
I have had an encounter not once and not twice...In all God rescued.

Those who think others have been given a heart attack...Sorry!! We are in this together.
Your Wailing would soon reach a high pitch.
We are still surviving...your morning might be in the hot afternoon! I can't detect if it would be good!


It is stupidity to think only a section of the country suffers the heat... Some have learnt to navigate through the tides... Some are yet to know there is a shift in life, no wonder the records of suicide!

To all who think death is an escape route...please don't contemplate Suicide.


NIGERIA is OURS!!... My Only Change in Position would be Canada. But I would still have Nigeria to turn to for Family sake.
So we have so many things at stake here...let's think to make it right and working... Young Generation!!

AntiBrutus:
All the young girls you dated and inserted that your erèct prick into, why didn't you marry them before they turned 30 and feminist,

You see that men are the problem of the world? One man can destroy 100,000 women.

Not all of them proved worthy... One has to be chosen.
But all were given opportunity...And equal opportunity at that!!
And gracefully one has to be chosen... Out of a million one became outstanding!

AntiBrutus:
All the young ones you guys have been giving intense penising, why didn't you marry them before they turned 30?

Lets start from there.

Not a word am conversant with... Pls school me.

When a lady tries her luck to get a Husband come clock 35...She go come turn Feminist, exerting her frustration on Men while indirectly calling and praying for attention from same Men...If she do do do, come get husband or pregnant, that's the end of Feminism (Case Study- LINDA IKEJI)...If she no dey lucky clock 50-55 years, She go resign to fate (Case Study- Aunty KEMI).

I pity them sha o... No be their making.
Men are a scarce resource and can't go round... The issue of making them a private property has a way of affecting others... The future should look at making them a Public Liability venture where any lady is allowed to buy a share no matter how short the duration is.

IKE did well...losing election doesn't mean failure.

He did a test of popularity and polled 40 votes... That's
not the figure for Hall of Shame.

Head to Head Count: 40:67

Analysis: If there was a level play ground... IKE EKWEREMADU could have won.

That notwithstanding... Congrats to OVIE OMO-AGEGE!

Let's keep Nigeria rolling...The Younger generation!
Politics is not played the way we look at it... As much as we come from a Party...Party has but a little role to play in the hallowed chamber if we want to get things right in Nigeria.

Pidginwhisper:
What if the shot was taken by blossom himself? Ki lon ro?

Men have a way of finding their pathway back... Women get lost, I say they die there...WHAT DID I SAY...I SAY THEY DIE THERE!!

Wow...Keep Hope Alive

Joromi12:
Juju is fake. It cannot take u to cbn vault undetected.

Talk of Swiss Bank...CBN na Moi-Moi money no dey there.

lilianofentse:
So how do we know they are all virgins ay?
#teamvirgin

How do you know you are a fine girl

Dreamz77:
A friend of mine happens to be in a serious dilemma, he is a Successful young man, a Muslim but Unhappily Married! The gist -.

Some few years back my Buddy (Ibrahim)was fortunate to secure a Federal govt job which as we all know in naija is like hitting a jackpot! His family are quite rich and he happens to be the last born so he had so much benefits and little or no responsibilities.

Dude was living large and as such was able to Conquer quite a number of ladies and you know our Naija girls, once you are a "money spender" you Automatically become their dream Man! Love of their life and all those rubbish etc.

Every damn thing was good, we always balled together, i made him stop takin codeine and all this crazy syrub which I noticed most some part of Hausa's Cherish more than their O level(dats mostly their max anyway)well I introduced him to taking proper Alchohol like Hero, legend and my ever favorite "Budweiser "!
He always payed the bills coz financially he was bigger!

The main problem began wen he traveled to Philippines to meet with his dad, a Consultant in Manilla, their he met Zainab who was a med practitioner. This lady drove my guy crazy! Like literally crazy! First, wen she got back to Nigeria he became more obsessed ,their was no conversation we could make without he mentioning or Linkin it to her. He was becoming bitchy! Even wen we all go out together she always had dis disdainful grimace on her face like the people around there are beneath her. Imagine ordinary Philippines naim she school (no disrespect for) dats not my headache atoll.

In a nutshell, he wanted her badly and as we all know, as a Muslim its a serious taboo to lose ur virginity before marriage! Ibrahim wanted dis lady soo badly and I don't know mayb it was her beauty cause to be honest she was glaringly radiant in beauty and very erudite in speech. or maybe twas his percievd pedigree of her, I couldn't tell what the oomph was all about.

She liked him too dou but he never took the time to understand that marriage is different from the normal menalin quest!

They never kissed; touched nor romanced before he proposed which I agitated against but my friend went on with his plan and they got married. Yes! He got married Blindy and ever since Dia marriage has been more like its a hell in a cell match.

First, this lady knows nothing about cooking,she can't even cook shit! Ibrahim always have to come eat at my place after work cause according to him she only prepares indomie and Egg!

Secondly she is not a playmate unlike before she doesn't gist while watching tv or have naughty talks aside work and normal stuff like dey use to.

Lastly she doesn't flow in bed (dead wood) and my friend through me has tasted some igbo girls and we know igbo ladies are beasts in bed (we love it like da) he complains of her being too modest in bed and this is funny cause I believe he solely got married cause that was the only way he could have her.

At the moment, they not on talking terms cause he doesn't touch her anymore nor even eat her food (indomie).

My friend was blind to get married with a wrong perception but I really feel for him dou he causd the drama himself. He is considering cheating on his wife at the moment just to relax his urge but I don't support cassanovering wen one is already legally married.

The wife already believes me to be the shenanigan confusing her hubby not knowing m trying to save her marriage .pls dam, Any reasonable advice would be much appreciated guys cause I really don't know how to help out here. Tanx

Thanks for the epistle...

First and foremost... I was thinking I learnt a new word cassanovering but there is no such thing as cassanovering unless we include that in the dictionary.
He is or intends being a Casanova or you may wish to use the word Philanderer... The act is called Philandering.

Alright... My advice, keep ur chill...Save ur head.
He walked in...let him walk out.

LifeDrama:
A viral reports sighted by MandyNews.com on our sister's blog, Adomonline, Unidentified woman at Assin Dansame in the Assin North Municipality in the Central region allegedly poured hot palm nut soup on the Praso police commander, Superintendent Isaac Tetteh, during a feud in the area.

For what MandyNews gathered, the incident happened when the commander and his team visited the town to mediate a feud between residents of Assin Dansame and some community workers who had visited the town.

He responded to a distress call by the chief of Dansami which indicated that some aggrieved youth wielding and brandishing machetes were causing mayhem over the Community Water and Sanitation Agency taking over the management of the town's water.

The police, therefore, went to ensure calm and arrest the suspects but in the process, the unknown lady, who was obstructing them from carrying out their lawful duty, poured the hot soup on the police officer. Supt. Tetteh says he was not hurt and counts the situation as one of the hazards his job comes with.

Reports however indicate that 2 other policemen were also attacked in the process leaving them with various degrees of injuries.

The police, however, managed to arrest two persons who are in their custody assisting them with investigations, while there is a hunt for the woman who allegedly poured the hot soup on the officer.

Police in the area have confirmed the incident and revealed that they are currently investigating the matter and will bring the attackers, said to be involved in the violence, to book.

@>> https://mandynews.com/angry-ghanaian-woman-pours-hot-banga-soup-on-police-commander-photos/

Wow!!... And there was no record of death.

In Nigeria standing up against intimidation and wrong doings by police could get u a free ticket to land of the dead.

Superintendent was assaulted yet kept his chill.
Canada pls consider my migration outta here... For Ghana is more humane compared to Nigeria.

EdiAbali:
This bus in Oyo should be there

Bros...Wetin dey write for that bus na true true

lilyheaven:
Maybe she was sex starving her husband
She didn't say what she did before the rape

If a man keep birthing children (after 5) without providing for them....Shouldn't he be denied of another round of procreative process.

Olatomz1:
[b][/b]Hi everyone, I've been hired to look after a grown male boerboel
The owner is gonna travel in the next one week
And I need the dog to know me so I can be able to feed him.
What can I do for the dog to know me and not attack me when it's let loose.
NOTE: I've tried giving it some treats but it still backs whenever I go near to the dog

Kindly help me
What can I do.

The owner should go with u while feeding the dog...to show you ain't a threat (friendliness).

While feeding the dog...the owner should also give you food to drop for the dog.

After repeating this for about 3-5 days...you would find out that dogs are friendly to be with.

Also note...you don't approach a dog being fearful (or showing elements of fear)...dogs can sense it from afar.

Approach a dog face long... And rob the head!

A dog could bark at u...but that doesn't show hostility and shouldn't cause you to fear.
Even when it barks...make sure you don't exhibit or pass the feel of fear, boerboel and gsd can sense it and that makes them feel mighty!

AkataYeriYeri:
Just imagine this happened in the North or maybe SW .
Our idiotic pigs of Biafra terrorists brothers would have been ranting up and down of how the man is a pedophile .
Very useless set of people

She's not 13! Look up her biography and see she's of legal age.

That's the disadvantage of rapid growth...She was growing faster than her age and would soon jam menopause.
She is not wasting her chances...that young buy called her bf doesn't seem to understand this.
The same way an okro tree grew taller, is the same way it fades away.

alizma:
I keep saying, distribute the prepaid meter to every house in Nigeria and you will see miracle happening in the power sector. The moment prepaid meter get to every home in Nigeria then the electricity distribution and use become real, fair business for both the seller and the user. The more you sell, the more profit you make. The more you pay, the more you can use. Tell me who will not want to make more profit in business?
Aside the fact that those countries have effective power distribution, the citizen don't joke with government agencies over there. In one of the Africa countries(not mentioned above), if you fail to pay your electricity bill after 5days grace on the due date, you are bound to pay 10% charge on the actual bill. And the agency don't have to come to your house to remind you but everyone already know what to do. If you are supposed to pay on 30th but couldn't meet up on that day or before 5th of the following month, when you are ready to pay, you just calculate the 10% , add it to the actual bill and pay.
A Nigerian in such situation will just abandon the thought of paying both the actual bill and the charges.
A lot of Nigerian will borrow credit from mtn,glo, or 9mobile, after using the credit to meet their urgent need, they throw the Sim card inside the nearest gutter and buy another Sim.

That won't solve the problem...with this their smart meters configured to take much more that isn't put to use.

A letter to my bae...

Pls my caramel, don't feel unsecured when you see me around kitchen... I am that kind of man that watches my love prepare my meal while helping her out...By so doing I have learnt a lot about different delicacies, and would give you a long lasting memory when u are heavy...and as such would leave you with a feeling of wanting to take in for me and be heavy on a monthly basis.

Chai! Paulo akowatara m nka a

Thegamingorca:
I'll bet he doesn't even know the route to Nigeria

Pure lie...he did grew up here in Nigeria.

As a matter of fact, graduated from Nigerian University and Law School before migrating to Canada.

Reason is because Nigeria recognizes individuals with mediocre abilities

Look at the pictures, the lady and the dog.

It shows she is not human but a dog...The dog is much more cultured than she is.

There is law against the use of drones...Nigeria hasn't yet embraced that.

Many already has drones designed and built.

I advice just as they do Nudity Challenge or Stupidity Challenge sponsored by Yeyebrities like One of the P-squares...Someone should come up with the challenge or exhibition!

If that boy no release or didn't get rigidity... The Mama has a lot of prayer point to raise.

But seriously, the young are going haywire!

Let's go back in time...and stay there! The future would be worse!

Ubi you've taken one of their own...soon they would unleash xenophobia.
Na you cause this one!!!

I pray there would be a time, when Nigerians would learn revolting.
Police bullying is a step in the right direction!
I would have said killing...but no human deserves to take the life of another... until you have been able to create a life, don't take a life.

Although, I feel deep hatred inside of me for men on black.