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Why is masturbation not included. Hmmmmm

Hi fellow farmers, nonfarmers and the likes. I am about to be done with my pen. I intend stocking 500 pullets. Location - Akure, Ondo State.

Thank you so much for this. It is very insightful.

Mintayo: I don't really know what to comment because an average youth will think of sex.
well,mine is walking together and holding hands in the rain,your hand around her waist while she rest her head on yor shoulder;all in the rain.
#if you are allergic to cold and you try this, you are OYO:p:p

too much Hollywood .

Damola ( a lecturer) committed the whole of Dec 22 - 24 2013 to me helping me sell my broilers in the market, under the sun. He didn't go home for 3days. He has given loans running into hundred of thousands for my poultry project this year alone.

basille: Mum is very good with technology, she's a computer literate. Dad is good with technologies also but a novice when it comes to computers and smartphone.

what's technologies without computers and smartphone?!

Sijuade. Well I have met a lot of Nairalanders in Akure, a lot!

Ok

johnmartus: shame to labaran mark minister of information instead of him to open they are secret to the public he commended them for they are corruption the projects that have been completed about 6years they showing it for us I thought ahmend of kwara state should be the first pension on the list

have you ever passed any English Language exam before even from your elementary school

k.style:
Mine was 'the ring' part 1 and 2....scary...itz basically abt a movie tape dat no 1 knew how it came abt...wen u watch d tape,immmediately, ur fone rings wit. D voice of a. Little girl saying u r going 2 die...cnt really remembr much but i think dats wat d movie wz abt...itz bin lng i watched horror movies...i used 2 buy so many collections but stopped afta my folks felt i hhad evil spirit...b4 dem go carry me go tb joshua...

. Thank you for mentioning 'Ring'... Its the best of all scary movies... My bro cursed the day we bought the DVD.. He couldn't watch part 3 ..he tapped out!

Teeto, Esq:
All over Nigeria today Christians so much cherished satanic music/songs and even satanic musics' dance steps. Most of the so called naija beats have been taken to churches. You will get to hear the likes of "kukere for christ, Azonto for christ and all what not..." What baffled me most is that this music and their dance steps are always from the circular world to christendom. when are we going to have a gosple music that would dominate the circular world? Lets share ideas....

please decribe how to dance in a 'christain' way

Teeto, Esq:
All over Nigeria today Christians so much cherished satanic music/songs and even satanic musics' dance steps. Most of the so called naija beats have been taken to churches. You will get to hear the likes of "kukere for christ, Azonto for christ and all what not..." What baffled me most is that this music and their dance steps are always from the circular world to christendom. when are we going to have a gosple music that would dominate the circular world? Lets share ideas....

. Secular not 'circular'. Kapish?

Teeto, Esq:
All over Nigeria today Christians so much cherished satanic music/songs and even satanic musics' dance steps. Most of the so called naija beats have been taken to churches. You will get to hear the likes of "kukere for christ, Azonto for christ and all what not..." What baffled me most is that this music and their dance steps are always from the circular world to christendom. when are we going to have a gosple music that would dominate the circular world? Lets share ideas....

. Secular not circular. Kapish?

gunners160: Honestly ur excuses or shld i kall it ur reasons r wack.y is it dat nl encourage premarital sex.sum even give lame excuses dat wuld u marry wat u hv nt tested?.is d ladi a machine or a toy?d last time i checked weither u test a lady 250times a day does nt guarantee a nyce marriage.watsoever u do wen u r single is dsame thng u r required 2 do wen u r married if u r wit dis kind of malicious opinion wen u r still single dis wuld still b dsame way u wuld reason wen u r married.understandin nd frndshp build a hm nd nt SEX.d highest u kan do wen it comes 2 sex wit ur partner is 1hr d rest 23 hrs wat do u intend using it 4? Ladies NoTe Pls.dnt fall a victim 2 dis kind of men any man dat wuld pressurize u 4 sex wen u r single wuld 1day beat u up just 2 hv sex wit u in marriage e kan even go ahead sleepin wit ur sister or ur house maid. it shows dey hv no self control dnt say e is carin e is rich e is dis e is dat quit jor ur body is nt meant 2 b tested but 2 b valued.

...... Can't you write a single sentence in plain English

@billante

I think you're the stupid. A man sat down to write this nice piece of work and all you could come up with is "stupid"? What power has The First Lady in the first place

I dnt eat ooo so that whn I tell God I need food and money, he'll be like ' hey Gabriel, that dude hass nt yet eaten, let's bless him'..

Dudes these days go to service to screw Hot chicks. D most excitin thing an average guy says about going 2 camp is an envisaged 'sexcapade'.. And I think people should be allowed to fill in states they'd like to serve in.

1stCitizen: Lord God, Everlasting father please let none of those animals have any Nigerian origin in Jesus Name.

Is this a church or what?!!

I ask you, is it right for a person to cheat God? Of course not, yet you are cheating me. How? You ask. In the manner of tithes and offerings. A curse is on all of you because the whole nation is cheating me. Bring the full amount of your tithes to the temple so that there will be plenty of food there’’ Malachi 3 vs. 8 - 10b.”
It takes extra courage to write on something like this, because it is more of the spiritual than of the physical. This piece of write up is not intended to
attack any religious group or gathering, but then, some things are just meant to be said and done. Who knows whether those involved may one day come across this and see the need to read through and eventually go by it.
Nigeria is rated as one of the most religious countries in the world with about three major religions which include ATR, Islam and Christianity. Statistics have shown that the Christian religion is dominant in the country. The number of churches in the country is arguably second to none in the world and the level of impoverishment of her members is also remarkably at the extremes. The level of prosperity of the churches is arguably not in similar proportion to the level of poverty of her members. Churches in the country are now seen as business centers where quick money can be made with ease for personal purpose all in the name of Holy Spirit and Salvation. Nigerians are easily cajoled with the name Holy Spirit just because of the fear and regard we have for the sacred name. So many Pastors have now abused the use of the name and use it as a means to drain and extort their members. For the innocent and unsuspecting members, the reasons for their compliance cannot be far-fetched, simply because when it’s God, it is sacred and unquestionable.
 Everyday, I keep wondering and asking - why does the church keep growing so fat and even becoming obese but her members emaciating in return? Who are those meant to eat the plenty of food in the temple as said in Malachi 3 vs. 10b - Bring the full amount of your tithes to the temple so that there will be plenty of food there. Is it meant only for the churches’ leaders or for the leaders and followers/members? I guess this shouldn’t be a Godly question!
 So many churches today, have billions of Naira in their bank accounts while their members wallow in abject poverty. Major parts of this money is being raised by the members of the church. I use to think we are meant to keep our treasure in heavenly bank and not earthly banks. Why will churches keep so much in their bank accounts and leave their members to suffer? Some churches in Nigeria are so rich to the extent that they can run a public school and hospital at a very low cost or even for free, but I am still in search for one as at the time of putting this piece together.
 I do understand that churches try so hard to meet up the spiritual needs of her members but why bother so much with fasting and prayers when the churches can proffer physical solutions with the church’s huge bank accounts. Even though the life of Jesus Christ was an epitome of goodness which all Christians strive to emulate, there have been some difficulties in attaining a desired resemblance. While Jesus was on earth he was meeting the physical and spiritual needs of the people- feeding them where necessary but that seems not to be applicable to the churches today.
 I am not against churches looking so good and pastors living in paradise on earth and flying all over the world but then what is the beauty of the church with beautiful structures and good looking Pastors when her members look so shattered, impoverished and neglected.
There is nothing wrong if churches build public schools, hospitals, orphanage homes etc and fund it with the money of the church. Frankly speaking churches in Nigeria have the funds; they can do it if they want to do it. This will in a way relief the burden of Pastors and members. How? If for instance, churches build schools, definitely, that will in a way create employment for members who have been praying and fasting to seek one. Also those members that could not take their children to private schools would have in a way also found solution to that. Churches could also erect standard and well equipped hospitals stocked with qualified doctors and sophisticated machines. These hospitals can be operated as a non profit oriented outfit. It will provide the benefit of low medical bills to the patronisers. These and many more can be done by the church.
“Suppose there are brothers or sisters who need clothes and don`t have enough to eat. What good is there in your saying to them God bless you! Keep warm and well – if you don`t give the necessities of life” James 2 vs. 15-16.
Its high time churches really stood up to their social responsibilities and leave the things of the world for the world.

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aletheia: So you actually think Christians know a lot less than many atheists about the Bible &c? I believe you flatter yourself. You know nothing about God's purposes. And yes, unless you believe that Jesus is He, you will die.

so does xtians don't die??

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Hey geniuses in da house, I was wondering if I could get a call recorder app for blackberry phones.

Maxymilliano: Bros Gbawe, i was expecting you to laud the author of the article for such well thought provoking write up which is the norm for you but this time around, you never did.

I was expecting you to also make fruitful contributions to either correct or concur with the substance of the article itself but you never did, but you rather picked on an harmless opinion of a contributor.

Why wld anybody join issue with gbawe of all pple.......d is a fo*l...gbawe spewing poo all d time

Eko Ile: I deeply feel sorry for you because this post shows that you are very clueless and ignorant. Paying you any attention is definitely a waste of time and even torture.

Show me the American law and illegality you are talking about and maybe ill take you a lil bit seriously. This is nothing but fermented rubbish and ignorance of.American law from your armpit.

This eko ile of a guy is a fo*l. Are u 2 dump to understand what the guy said about illegality of partnership! U argument is baseless,at least d guy past d law forbiden such act. just get off d tread if u can't argue maturely.

This eko ile of a guy is a fo*l. Are u 2 dump to understand what the guy said about illegality of partnership! U argument is baseless,at least d guy past d law forbiden such act. just get off d tread if u can't argue maturely.

The only problem I gat wt Ibos is wt their guys, always think they are smarter than the average yoruba guys...and their girls, most lovable..(Yoruba girls too de form jare).

At this point, I'd like Aaron Hotchner, Dr Spencer Reid, Morgan and Agent Prentiss of the FBI to come and profile the unsub.(Criminal Minds).....I'm very sure they'll catch d runaway shooter in 45mins..

How sure is the pastor that himself is not going to rot in hell,.... hypocrite!

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God save mt country.down here everyone cursed and no one blessed,