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alpha conde: During the week the catholic faithfuls in lagos and other parts of nigeria rolled out their drums to commemorate the 150th anniversary of catholicism in nigeria. The week before the carmelites also ceelbrated 25 years of stepping foot in nigeria.
So let's drop a word of congratulations for them and recall how catholicism have strengthened our lives as christians.

congrats but make una stop child abuse

Exponental: Permit me 2 divert.
I lost my mum 20yrs ago, n I always wish she is still here. The little I spent with her was awesome. She was a disciplinarian n this has really helped me in this corrupt world. I appreciate her 4 who she was..... Mum, keep resting in peace!
(cant believe I shed tears after writing this)

my sympathy bro

Tinyemeka: I have a question: Now that he's made plans to marry Macaulay, what'll happen to the other ladies who have children for him?

nice question my dear

defemz: Has anyone recently noticed Airtel internet connection running abyssimally slow. From my present location here in Kaduna, their network used to be blazingly fast. But recently noticed their 3.75g turned crappy, i mean really crappy. I first observed this immediately glo blocked their bis channel on pcs and smartphones, felt the mass exodus of subscribers back to their network is overwhelming their infrastructure . Is my current experience an isolated one or is it general?. So nairalanders, lets hear your Airtel present BIS browsing experience at your present location.

dis is true...wen de glo was working i once tested de Airtel and it was dan fast but,but now very slow like my dads old car before him buy camery 2:2

babysnogls: Really? Congrats to her.

congrats any way but how many u go born @ dis una age..lol..marry on time biko

trendystuf: Some ladies have lost their thinking caps. Some found it but unable to use it. Must you clock 35 before you stop partying here & there? You already know all Eateries/ Hotels in town! You even know the tastes of their various ice-creams, pepper-soups, shawamas, etc.
And you can tell the prices of their beers and wines offhand.
Funny, you're singing “No man is responsible.”
*Which responsible man drinks to stupour and clubs every weekend? *Which responsible man samples you and your slutty friends randomly?
*Which responsible man sags with dog's chains on his neck and tattoos on his body?
Ask your self; “Is the guy I'm currently dating my dream man?”
Dear sisters,
If you are living your life as above, my dear, you are living a life of mirage. Be real! Humble yourself and so you will be raised.
The so called "responsible men" you are searching for are not in the clubs and hotels, you won't find them at the weekly birthday 'bashes', weekend beach crashing or pool-side jamborees loitering around women of easy virtues, drunkards and men of questionable characters. They are busy; in the Universities, Polytechnics and Colleges studying hard for the life after school, and in the offices, workshops, and on business trips striving hard to make life better for their families and better than they've met it.
Use that brain Sweet Sisters!
It's for thinking. - Mercy Johnson.

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/03/mercy-johnson-advices-loose-ladies.html

na cos say she don settle na she con open her usles mouth talk dis....nice 1 any way

samm_miey: Barely one week after Damino Damoche, the final year student of the Lagos State University, Ojo, was killed by suspected cultists in front of the institution’s gate, another student was Thursday, murdered by suspected cultists on reprisal attack.

Although the deceased identified as Karim Abiodun, was reportedly not a student of LASU, but he was alleged to be a member of Buccaneer confraternity, whose members were said to be at war with members of the Eiye confraternity.

Report said the cultists stormed Karim’s home located on Afolabi street around PPL in Okokomaiko area at about 4a.m yesterday, from where he was chased to Peoples bus-stop around Ajagbandi and shot dead.

The late Karim, a second year student of Economic Education at the Lagos State College of Education, LACOED, would be the second person to be killed during reprisal attacks by warring cultists since the death of Damoche.

The first person shot dead, was identified simply as Kabiru. He was reportedly killed in the presence of his mother and siblings at their Abeokuta street home, also around PPL, Sunday night.

The Police as gathered, have arrested a member of a vigilante group in the area in connection with yesterday’s killing.

The suspect whose identity could not be immediately ascertained, reportedly admitted to have seen when the late Karim was being chased. He was also said to have identified one of the assailants .

Meantime, students of other institutions living around PPL have vacated their homes for fear of same fate befalling them.

Following the recent development, President of the  Lagos State University Students’ Union, Comrade Ibrahim Agomeji, has advised students to vacate off-campus hostels within PPL, Iba, Casidi, Franklass and Igbo-elerin..

According to him: “This became imperative as the lives and properties of students are no longer secured in these off-campus hostels around the university. It is beyond the powers of the university to provide you with security in your various off-campus hostels. Since the Police and the relevant authorities have failed to do this, I advise you return home to your parents, thereby coming to school from your various homes”, he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/another-student-killed-as-lasu-cult-war-gets-messier/

am aro.....never carry cultist for head

eagle,eye:
No. But how can you be that careless?

lol...him de tink of sweet tins about camp like Baging many babes..lol

crusufixo: Please can somebody explain to me y casillas has not being the first choice keeper in recent matches..........

go and ask Mr Peter Obi of Anmbra state..lol

taryour: Its so sad the father of that poor girl is brainless and I doubt the sick mother went through any pain of child birth. The both of then should be punished and remain childless,that girl should be adopted by couples who needs a child badly cos this one don't value the child and never will even if she is returned. Dump pastor and more dumb parents.

re-read de story again and u will kw its not her daughter

NOIBMUUL: I might be wrong and this might be my biased opinion but Airtel is the best telecommunication network in Nigeria.

Airtel just soothes me: good tarrif, reliable network (relative) and enough data bundle. For my kind of lifestyle I have my visafone internet stick for out of office net access. So my phones are just basically as back-up. Network is not perfect in Nigeria but for me Airtel is relatively reliable. Most importantly, their data plans are transparent and flexible.

I can't touch a glo sim card again because of my not too good experience with them. I hate mtn so much I broke my sim. Seriously, why do people still use mtn? Etisalat is currently occupying one of my phones but I might have to discard it because of their hidden tarrifs.

For me Airtel is heads above water.

de best of all dis network is determinde wen u are on a place dat has 3G.....

webaplanet: The European Union has given the green light for the sale of a medication that will help quench the urge for alcoholics to drink, the companies behind the new treatment said Thursday.

Selincro, developed by Finland's Biotie Therapies, reduces "alcohol consumption by approximately 60 percent" or about a bottle of wine a day after six months, Danish drugmaker Lundbeck said.

With the go-ahead from the European Commission, Lundbeck, which will manufacture the medication, said it expects to launch Selincro by the middle of this year.

Selincro is mainly aimed at reducing alcohol dependence in adults who drink heavily -- consuming up to six drinks a day -- but who do not suffer from withdrawal symptoms or need detoxification.

"Selincro is thought to reduce the reinforcing effects of alcohol, and thereby reduces the urge to drink alcohol," Lundbeck said.

Lundbeck said excessive alcohol consumption is a world-wide problem, especially in Europe where it said more than 14 million people are dependent on alcohol.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/eu-approves-medication-quenches-urge-drink-alcohol-173131467.html

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dis Medicine will never work on Akpos

Delafruita: why then hasnt jesus healed her?why does he need her to go through the process of fundraising and travelling abroad for an operation.why couldnt he just do his job?wasnt it the same jesus that turned water to wine without the aid of a bartender?the same jesus made a fig tree become dry.he didnt need any help for that neither did he need help to convert some loaves and fishes to thousands.why then doesnt he just heal her?

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Ace Ventura: Singer Bobby Brown, the ex-husband of the late Whitney Houston, was sentenced to 55 days in jail on Tuesday after admitting to driving drunk last year.

Brown pleaded no contest, an admission of guilt under California law, to driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license in October in a Los Angeles suburb.

Police said they stopped Brown after seeing him driving erratically, and that he failed a field sobriety test. It was his second arrest for drunken driving in 2012.

Brown did not appear in court on Tuesday and his plea was entered by his attorney. He must report to jail on March 20

The New Edition singer was also sentenced to four years probation, ordered to install an ignition interlock device and to attend an alcohol counseling program.

Brown and Houston divorced in 2007 after 15 years of what Houston later described as a drug- and alcohol-fueled marriage. Houston drowned accidentally in a Beverly Hills hotel bathtub on February 11, 2012, from the effects of heart disease and cocaine.


http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE91Q03C20130227?irpc=935

55 days rubbish....me way don stay like 3 months

Fantacy1: For the past few months, there have been rumours of Fidelity Bank cars and cash savings splash in which the bank claimed to have made available 25 Hyundai Accent cars; #25m + more. But am yet 2 see a winner. Can some1 please convince me if dis is true or jux packaging? Tanx and God bless

fidelity is de worst bank in Nigeria....they are just sister to Mtn...419

[quote author=mukina2]Olympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius crushed his girlfriend’s skull with a cricket bat before shooting her dead, police have told her family.

Details of the post-mortem examination of South African model Reeva Steenkamp were withheld from last week’s bail application hearing.

But grieving relatives who saw her body before Tuesday’s cremation in Port Elizabeth described horrific injuries from the cricket bat, and entry wounds from 9mm bullets fired by Pistorius.

They were also briefed about the model’s death by police and lawyers from the state prosecutor’s office.

In a sworn affidavit read to the bail hearing in Pretoria magistrates’ court last week, Pistorius claimed that he used the bat to break down the toilet door after the shooting, saying he had not realised his girlfriend was in the bathroom.

The bloodstained bat, which is currently being examined by a police forensics team, will be key evidence when Pistorius goes on trial for premeditated murder.

The ‘Blade Runner’ – who has previously boasted about having a cricket bat, pistol and machine gun at home to defend himself against intruders – claims the bat became blood-spattered at the scene.

Last week the prosecution did not mention any details about the bat and the role they believe it played in Reeva’s death, opting not to disclose their case against Pistorius. But to secure bail, Pistorius’s legal team had to detail his defence, which included why he had a blood-spattered cricket bat in his possession on the fatal night.





F***k up guy...u just killed ur Gf....go and suffer in prison....
Me for my ouse no get Gone and bomb but i sabi karate..dats wat u shld ve done

[quote author=mukina2]Olympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius crushed his girlfriend’s skull with a cricket bat before shooting her dead, police have told her family.

Details of the post-mortem examination of South African model Reeva Steenkamp were withheld from last week’s bail application hearing.

But grieving relatives who saw her body before Tuesday’s cremation in Port Elizabeth described horrific injuries from the cricket bat, and entry wounds from 9mm bullets fired by Pistorius.

They were also briefed about the model’s death by police and lawyers from the state prosecutor’s office.

In a sworn affidavit read to the bail hearing in Pretoria magistrates’ court last week, Pistorius claimed that he used the bat to break down the toilet door after the shooting, saying he had not realised his girlfriend was in the bathroom.

The bloodstained bat, which is currently being examined by a police forensics team, will be key evidence when Pistorius goes on trial for premeditated murder.

The ‘Blade Runner’ – who has previously boasted about having a cricket bat, pistol and machine gun at home to defend himself against intruders – claims the bat became blood-spattered at the scene.

Last week the prosecution did not mention any details about the bat and the role they believe it played in Reeva’s death, opting not to disclose their case against Pistorius. But to secure bail, Pistorius’s legal team had to detail his defence, which included why he had a blood-spattered cricket bat in his possession on the fatal night.





Bleep up guy...u just killed ur Gf....go and suffer in prison....
Me for my ouse no get Gone and bomb but i sabi karate..dats wat u shld ve done

Rip Glodie..je nke oma

Logicboy03: Hello, I need to get a tablet to be using on the go in Nigeria for business. Price isnt the problem for me. However, I need internet servuces and I heard that some tablets might nor work properly with certain Nigerian telecoms (eg Glo or Mtn and co)

I heard the Ipad 3 works well on MTN with an OK internet speed. However, due to connectivity issues (quick syncing to laptops without itunes/ bluetooth file transfers) with the Ipad range, I am also sympathetic to other devices like andriod tablets and windows 8 tablets.

https://static6.businessinsider.com/image/509aa3886bb3f7cf6a00000b-400-300/microsoft-surface-tablet.jpg

[img]http://topnews.in/files/Apple_iPad_3.jpg[/img]



Please, anyone with info or personal experiences with tablets in Nigeria please give information on this thread. I and some of my friends need to know which tablets work in Nigeria

mumu like u....no be wen u test am u go Kwn which network u fit use.....na me way de use Nokia 3310 u con de ask....anu.......taaa gbafuoooo

bunchyproject: Awesome

who go de sweep all dis places

musKeeto: Christians, Do You Agree With This?


From here



Is this part of Biblical teachings?

its de Nonsese and useless Muslims

Tellmeurmind: Your Dad, Mum or you?

our gate man *lol*

monkvirus: Guy pls nah beg i dey beg oooo
pls send it to my mail, ia av subscribed #1200, pls dont let my hard earned moni go just like dat ooo, pls am begging u. my mail is millimeter101@gmail.com
pls oooooo

hhahahahahahahaha..its blocked but am currently using Airtel

So its now over for Glo..

Dis is wat they replied me
↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ ­ ­↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
Good afternoon Vincent, please note that the availability of the access point for use on non blackberry devices is erroneous and was as a result of a system error. This has been worked on and the status quo reverted to. You can subscribe to any of the data plans available for use on your mobile phones and devices. Best regards Glo

See de message i sent Glo wen Blackberry.net was Blocked↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ ­ ­↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
WITH SAD HEART I WRITE TO INFORM DIS USELESS,NONSESE AND HOPELESS
NETWORK DAT THEIR WICKED AND IN-HUMNAN TO HUMAN BEHAVIOUR OF THEIRS BY
BLOCKING DE APN==> BLACKBERRY.NET WHICH GUYS ARE USING TO SURF DE NET
IS BAD....
U BLOCKED IT?,ARE WE NOT PAYING MONEY TO GET DE BUNDLE AND USE IT IN
OUR DE ICE?....TO HELL WITH DIS NETWORK
F**K ALL GLO STAFF AND THEIR MAANGER EVEN DE OWNER....F**K UNA LIKE
10000 TImes

Daysis metaplastic all am karid in dis placement P...so much made of obioma njgwa to be specific

ednut1: here in abia a zonal inspector said our alawe wil soon bcom 33k, abeg hw true is dis

lol....maybe na as soon as u finish,dem go increase am

Rocktation: Winch

for Naija we de write with pennis sef.

Mynd_44: Now this is nice

we need sweet songs or u will crash like Nigeria Airways