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When you meet her today tell her that a once chance robber robbed you of your ATM card on gun point, thereby making you withdraw 100k straight and sped off with the money as soon as he noticed the presence of two guys approaching from behind. She would probably be dumbfounded and you'll save your money.

Hmm

Logunyakata:
Over wife material dey worry d babe.
Make d guy just dey respect himself as he dey respect himself so.

Make he no dey tax d girl,make he no cheat on her and make him just love her as a wife and do d little wen him fit dey do for her with him little income.

I appreciate d fact that d OP recognises his dignity as a man.

Make he ask people wen do hear am for d hands of all these hungry, jobless and greedy babes them.

Big relief for u my brother!

On point

Logunyakata:
See me see wahala with this kind person.
Blessing just waka con meet u on a platter of Gold and u dey ask question.

Something wen people dey do juju 4?

Guy,no fall our hand for here o.

Am not saying u shld take advantage of her or extort her but at least u re not carrying any burden of buy me phone,clothes,human hair or take me on a trip to Dubai.

U don't know d relief u re enjoying o!

Thank God daily!

Bro i tire sef. Guys dy do fasting dy pay tithe for church for dis kyn luck

To me this is the real meaning of wife material

All the while you've been praying, asking God for open doors and now you finally have one yet still complaining.

Don't let nairaland ladies to descend on you this cold morning

Amakavula:
So we are are dogs now?? Chai!!!

I didn't mean ammy is a dog lol. You misunderstood my irony

Preciousgirl:
Be civil, I can be ur mum

Sorry. Accept my apologies mam

vonlogon:
This is a good example of tailor accident or wardrobe malfunction

None of them. She deliberately dressed that way

You can switch the memory storage from phone memory to external memory card because it's still unused

There's a way it's done

Mudisolo2:
Honest truth is she still calls at every opportunity she have,to know if am OK and all that. used to be a sharp shooter,like I know how to get what I want.but this one pass me walahi
That's why I had to run to my NL family.

It's fine bro. I think ubunja made a point up there

This type doesn't know how to make nice dishes

What did he do?

Lmao

So unfortunate things turned out this way. You probably didn't play your games well

You would have fkd her a week after you guys met because she was going crazy and calling you then all these wouldn't have happened.

Okoroawusa:
She 3/2 ivorien n 1/10 Nigerian

Then she's stoopid to have said such about Nigeria. Ivory coast of all country again

ItsLana:
You can Email me if you want

I did already

MartinsD12:
I say the truth based on my experience it does not matter if you agree or not

Hence the reason i call it a free world. You're the one pressuring me to agree to your opinion but i refuse to

Kindly stop quoting me

incentive:
Is no more working

Says who?

Something am using like dis

Ilamina:
They are some of the most passionate and patriotic nigerians I have met

Love you all

Keep up the good works

Mention the middle belt states you're referring to

MartinsD12:
Maybe in the area you are you don't have fast mtn internet connection where I am mtn is the fastest in browsing and downloading even when my sim is not a 4G sim, infact I downloaded a 500mb file I was charged 1gb straight, right now I ignore the offer to do airtel subscription, go to Twitter and see how people complain about mtn data burning faster, awoof dey run Belle

Everyone is entitled to his opinion. It's a free world

Op how did you come up with these?

Phenomenal16:
...confirm....these days responsible men marry Ladies that will add value.. I av personally noticed it......talking out of my own little experience.... Little experience oooo
Wailers u r welcome

You said "these days"

What type of women have men been marrying before now?

Chibokgame:
08095204988

This number Is not registered with whatsapp

Pattypatt:
Someone said it will expire after 4months, is it true?

So I heard but I think it's a proposition

Pattypatt:
Which way?

I'll tell you when i gather enough info on it

nisai:
Chai, so I am not that important! I know now but you don't have to make it public and official at least.

You're important to her bro if not she wouldn't have requested for the meaning of your name

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha.

He's funny, I'll give him that. I don't think he's stupid either. In fact, I think he's quite the opposite & very likeable. However, as anonymous as the forum may be, we're still real people with lives outside of this place. I'm sure he doesn't go home to hump his pillow when he logs out & neither do I So I'm simply respecting existing relationships, not playing any hard-to-get. Why wouldn't a charming guy like him not have someone out there? That wouldn't make sense!

He didn't ask you to be his girlfriend. Or did he?

nisai:
Really? How do I get her to comply?

Be funny to her and keep on quoting her, she'll give you the number. But use your head in order not to appear stupid bro

Sometimes when a girls tells you no to something, she actually means yes. Girls use irony a lot

nisai:
May God prosper your intellect bro. Shey u dey see women magomago?

It's normal bro. you don't expect her to give in easily, it'll make her look cheap and she doesn't wanna appear desperate either

Chibokgame:
yes, how do you subscribe to it?
I am interested

Drop your whatsapp number

That's how it's done all around the world

Opportunistic thieves everywhere

Don't do that bro... Learn to reject women manipulations and go further.

If you know anyone to borrow money from then fine. Don't sleep with her bro, you'll cry bitterly and wish you hadn't in a little time