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OP
It has to be Probably a USA 1994 World Cup Match..Nigeria was Playing!

Others early picks include
*An American series (Another Life)
*WWE (Those Hulk Hogan and Warrior fights)
*That Michael Jackson's Dolphin Song!
*Mike Okri's Hear your Mama,hear your Papa..
*Jaguar (A very Funny Programme doz days)
*Ukodo (A Comedy series in DBS Warri)..

WoundedLamb:
Lol... you really expect people to remember the first thing they saw on tv?

And Why Not?

As a little Child, there are Things you can remember!

Don't you remember your First Day in a new School? Or the first time you visited Father Christmas?

OP
But the Lady can be collecting Urgent 5K, Airtime money, Money for Hairdo, etc from the Guy, abi?

Anyways, support your points though!

mediainc:
She can't be intelligent and have no sense of humor.

No, Bro!
There are some Ladies like dat. Intelligent but Very Uptight and Aloof!
They hardly Mingle with others!

In dis my Babe's case, She Hardly Laugh or will only Smile when very Funny Jokes are Cracked!

Lilsameey:
Nawaoooo,..Love in air.

Lol, Lilsameey..

You have got a Crush here?

mightyhaze:
Ada ameh needs to bludgeon that drug addict to stupor

Y don't you go and Do it Yourself?

Silentgroper:
Does d groundnut nd banana thing really work?? ... I thought it works just 4 solid long-lasting erection.

It does NOT do Shit!

If a Guy has Small Dicck at 21 years+, He is Done!
The Highest That can make such Diccks to enlarge is when the Owner has excessive Raw sex with Countless Babes!

His Penis will become Swollen or Enlarged due to the Different Punny Juices!

Silentgroper:
My gut tells me u're nt female..

Nah!.
She is!
Can't you see dat she is Always being Talkative like a Proper Female?

Blessing CEO is % Correct!

Ada Ameh is so Uncouth and overtly Aggressive diz Days!
Dat's how She insulted Naira Marley's mother just because NM said he wants a three.some!

A Woman of Probably 50+ Acting like a Secondary school Female Gangster!

As Blessing said, She Should act Mature!

And Nigerians too should stop supporting Foolishness!

Drella:
Shebi na pussy you want.Wetin con concern you with laughter kwanu?

On a more serious note,when playing with her, try tickling her.If she still no laugh then I'm certain that she's an ogbanje sent to destroy your life

Hmmm, You really correct!

Truvelisback:
Both of u can ride on......U have my support.

Hello, Truvelisback..
Tell us..
Who's your Crush here?

Datboredberry:
No girl... Not a single one... Stop expecting that there's a woman out there who's gonna settle for less... Would you?

Learn more about the woman's body... 3.5 ain't it, sweetie.

You paired me with a weirdo! I'm still pissed.

But yeah... Had a friend who had a really small penis... So I punished him

Lolsss..
Those Pairings were for people with Opposite Personalities!

Maybe I should have Picked Boogeyman Aka HollyGram, WTF for you..

OP
The only Option you have is To Provoke a Misunderstanding and Break up with ur Current Girlfriend!

Then go Find a Girl you suspect has very Low sex Drive (Libido) or Hates sex Totally!

Do everything in your power to convince and Marry her!
Dat's your only option!

Datboredberry:
I had a friend like you... How many inches is yours? Less than 4?

Hmmm, DatboredBerry..

I Hail you oo!

Palema007:
Perhaps we should bring the Wooing Challenge thread back.


This place need some love and life.

Hmm, Nice suggestions!

Some peeps will Fall Deeply in Love oo!
Even now, I am seeing so much of Romantic feelings flying on the Thread!

Jeez!
How can someone Work from 7am in the early till 7pm at Night?

Some Employers are just very Inconsiderate!

OP, Pls I will advise you to PM MannaVultureGriller to Train you in grilling business!

NwaAmaikpe:




You are a heartless demon.

A woman risks all she has; risking her reputation, spending her emotions, her food, her concern and her attention on you, she shields you at work too and the best you can do to show appreciation is to fake different excuses to avoid bringing some joy into her life.

A woman who is willing to risk her home and who sees the good many single ladies don't see in you is a gem you shouldn't trade for all the preachings in the world.
The sin of shagging her is just as bad as the sin of lying to her.

If you don't want to get emotionally involved with her. Stop eating her food, stop allowing her spend her airtime on you, man up for your errors at work and free her from your manipulations.

May we not see our destiny helpers and let the fetters of morals bind us from attaining life progress through them.

Except you are frigid, impotent or not proud of the demeanour of your manhood, you have no reason to not water the loins of this hornie woman who ticks most of the boxes for you.

Baba lay that woman down, strip her off, spread her legs apart and beat some sense into her coochie; don't stop till it's numb and dry from acute penile torture.
Pound it the same way you'd pound a man who was caught fornicating with another man's wife.

Well, I don't blame you, I blame the married women who don't have eyes to spot who is ready to play ball from him whose balls are unready for play.

The Legendary Boss Himself has Spoken!

This Man ehn!
It's Like U got a PHD in Fckking married women!

Damn Nigress!!

See Big Big Lies being blown on this Thread!

wumi2017:
Me and my baby Jawalis nko

Do you Quarell with her on this Section Always?

This Thread is for Such Persons!
Always bashing each other But if you dig Deep, there are some Crushings going on!

This is Why If Guy wants to Get Married, They should Try Stay off Sex 3 months, to the Fixed Date!

So dat ur Machine will be Filled with Pent-up Sperms reading to be Unleashed!

Kazeem47:
Buy how those ancient take survive these kind thing?

They Survived nothing!

Many Died in their Tens and Hundred Probably due to this Genotype issue!

M.K.O Abiola said up to 16 or 17 of his Siblings died B4 he was Born!

thebosstrevor1:
Guess they are a family of SS.

This genotype stuff made me believe in the survival of the fittest.

Soon those with AS and SS will be without partners for procreation because AA wants only AA

Forget Matters, Bro!
Accidental Sex and ejaculation still Dey nah!

DrFunmisticGlow:
I have never enter bush, but you se those legs. It's a cricket � joor

Dat's a Lie!

That Picx is in the Daytime!

Crickets hardly move confidently during the day! It's Grasshoppers that do!

Grasshoppers are not always Green! Some have Dull, Grey colours like Snakes!

OP,
It is Orgasms, no Cap!

Ladies pretend alot, saying 'Men likes sex too much,bla bla,..

But If You check dier Phones and See the Kind of Big Dicck, Anal sex, Cumshot Porn inside, U will be Shocked!

*Trying to be Completely Financially Stable!
*Trying to Get a Young lady who will be a Nice, Responsible Wife!

Forget Talks, Financial Stability is Largely Part of What makes a Good Home!
Respect b/w Couple and from their Children will be Everly Present!

Candidlady:
show me a drugie who doesnt love illicit substance

Hmmm..
So meaning Illicit it is then?

So what Happens to Mr Kriss216 den?

bluefilm:
But they actually look like Criminals.

Very Correct observation from you, Mr Bluefilm!

Particularly the Woman! Her Face looks Evil and hostile!

BTW, I Played Leeds to win or Draw in my Stakings today oo!

See the Couples playing Rough play with Village People!

They Don't know that one bad thing can happen in dier Environment and
Boom
Their Two can land for Kirikiri Maximum!
By dat time, Dier Eyes go Neat!

DrFunmisticGlow:
grasshoppers are green, that's a cricket

Hahahaha!

See you!
I am not sure you enter Bush when you were a Kid! You must have been a Posh Kid!

All Grasshoppers are NOT green!

In Warri axis, we call dat Abaka!
Butterfly is called Labalaba.
While Dragonfly is called Adadamu!

Praktikals:
He is better than you that cannot give ₦5,000 to a lady without removing her pant

And Why will a Lady be Expecting Free N5000 from a Guy?

She no get Papa?

Datboredberry:
Wat concerns me with the GidRedpiller?

It's like you have complained about him B4!

So I suspect you might just be the one to Tame his Aggressiveness!
The Apple in his Eyes!

Sonnobax15:
She dey disguise...The beebah2000 wey I know reach house for warri water side na old woman

Lolss.. This Guy, you get Mouth!