₦airaland Forum

MufasaLion:
A single man is a happy and healthy man. Alway guard your heart, brethren.

Forget all dis talk! Where is Iyaebe, ur online Wife?

Crystalom3:
the limelight has never left him.

Leave that Guy make him dey Fool himself!

Somebody that can just call those Nollywood Asaba movies producers to feature him in a Movie if he's that desperate!

Or use his Lagos Connections to Get a Role in any of Multichoice's TV Dramas!

emkz:
He only fuckkked me four times.

Lolsss..
So how many times was she Fcvked by the Guy?!

Kuriosmynd:
So this guy old pass me

See you!

U think say him na Small Pickin B4?

This Guy has Celebrated more dan 20 years in Nollywood! He has been acting since 1999!

I remember a movie 'The Only Nigerian Girl' where he was a University Student on Campus! He also acted in a 2000 movie 'Felony'!

Even Pawpaw has been acting since 2001 with movies such as Armadillo, Akirika, etc!

[quote author=Firstorderwizard post=108440602]After my experience in 2018 Xmas when I spent over 100k on her only to discover She freely donated to her old village friends.
I have devised a billing evasion method that have worked perfectly for two years now.
Document all her secret sins during the year and release it bit by bit as Xmas is getting closer.
Sexparate from her and endure for 20 to 30 days.
When she's back, press her mumu button and reconcile and continue swimming till 2022 December.
I just did mine this evening. Knacking will resume next year[/quote]Hahahaha!
A Classic case of Monkey dey work, Baboon dey Chop'!

Magnoliaa:
Hehehehe. The broken bottles and blood flowing everywhere no go be for here. Wo. This Nairaland of 2021 is different from the Nairaland of just five to four years ago o.

Lolss..

Does it mean that some here are Catching Real Feelings?

Hmmm, would be Interesting though!
Leave my Babe/Man alone or I Report you to Lalasticlala!

Hmmm..
Dem KpokpoGri Pple!
Isoko Boys go dey Jubilate now oo!

Where is Hellanus and dat TinubuAdvocate Guy?

Both Buhari and Atiku Reject Una Boss like Tear tear Money!

Mercychen:
See, no be mouth. My kinda beauty, even women acknowledge it. As in.. they tell me to my face, my dear you're beautiful.

One random woman came to where we were sitted and held and hugged me saying, my dear, you are too beautiful. Huh.. my sister's were shocked like.. see this mama.

A couple others tried to matcmake me with their sona but I refused.
One mama in church Disturbed my pastor to beg for his son in Dubai but I told both mama and pastor, I don't want.

I don't know if that thing is a spirit. I just keep rejecting big suitors.

Owk..Mammy Wota, we don hear you!

KillIgbohoN0W:
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99.955846%

It's actually 110% Bro!

because even inside Marriage,
Some still Bill you for Sex, thief Money for your Pocket or use the Food Allowance buy Iphones.

Are diz not Also Runs?

Datboredberry:
That was a long time ago!

I'm sorry...

Was she different from Nigerian girls? The way she behaved...

Bolded: That's a stereotype!

Not Really!
She was gentle, Dark in Complexion and spoke with the Ghanian 'Cam, Paster, Mather, Father Accent..

For the P***y part, Who now told you It's a Stereotype?

DSC7:
I would have sprayed the whole Asorock quarters......

O Boy, See my Guy oo!

With Bazooka, Machine Gun or Kala?

Though this Country dey make person Vex, Make we still take am Easy !

I Will Organize a Bloody Coup and Oust President Buhari from Aso Rock!

Become a Modern Dictator and Take dis Country to Greater heights!!

Honestly, it's like Nigeria will NOT grow with d current Democratic system!

siofra:
I'd become an Afropop star

Just say Porn.Star, you hear?

Nobody will Kill you!

Hmmm, DatboredBerry!

Dis ur Topic! Well, I haven't dated a Foreigner though!
Closest was a Ghanian Babe that I Did Computer training with in 2010!

When our Chemistry/Feelings between us was Growing, She Travelled back to Ghana leaving me High and Dry!

Was later I Heard dat Ghana Babes got Very Sweet C**ts.
E pain me ehn!

Was Strolling down the Street, Saw her in a Guy's Room standing close to the Window!

Asked her

And she 'The Guy is our Family friend. He is very Close to my Dad'..
I Just Quickly Smashed the Punny 2x and Bid her Au re Voir!


Like if this story is Real, Share if nah Lie I Blow!

Supreme145:
So what's wrong with the room even me a full grown man doesn't have a TV in my own room. Compare the room to that of kids his age bracket then you will realize he's living in luxury.
90% of his age mates in Nigeria shift center table before they sleep at night

Lolsss..
Like the BMC Zombies we have here, Right?

Hezmatosky:
No pictures, no videos to back ur story, oga you just want to gossip and I will never be a party to that

Lol..
But you have made a comment on the Thread!

Joelobioha:
The fact that his father sings doesn't mean he'll be a singer too in the future...the kid could be a talented painter or a skilled footballer who knows rather than compelling him..my two cents..

You are Right on dis!

The Boy will Face SERIOUS pressure in the coming years!
See how he is Exposed to all sorts of Nonsense!

If his Mother was Smart, She would have Travelled to a Far away place and allowed the Young Boy to pursue his personal goals!

Wawelexy:
What if bolu is at his maternal grandparent's home?

Make unna dey calm down, we all know how this women are, wiz baba fit give dem money for Table water, make dem choose to buy sachet water....

Moreover, there are some people who doesn't fancy all this technology of a thing but yet they re extremely rich and living fine....

We re not expecting Big wiz to start supervising what electronics is in bolu's room, how many time do they even see each other in a year?

You just nailed it!

Not all Rich persons are into this Bling Bling, Gucci Ferragamo Lifestyles!
They see it as a Burden for dem!

Jazzman01:
Yeah Davido has to be there. Have you forgotten he has engaged in a countless number of brawls? Even though he is an ajebo, he still looks rugged and acts rugged. Infact he is the only dude on that list that can stand Face to Face with Burna Boy without chickening out.

Ruggedity is NOT about Social media or Audio Fights!

It is Simply about Looks! There are some Guys that Transmit some Fear into others based on their Body or facial appearance! E.g. Travis Scott, 2Pac, Jim Iyke,etc..

That's Ruggedity!

Davido with his dimples, puff puff cheeks and Flabby Skin doesn't Fit the Description!
Same with 2Baba whom his Parents even named as Innocent!

Hayee:
we are all confused together lol
Are we not humans again

It's like U dey Craze!

You better speak for yourself? Men not knowing what they want?

As per Marriage, Even a Drunk man knows he wants!
Dat's why an Agbero, Druggie or a IndecentStar will still find one Decent, young Girl when he wants to settle down!

Can't you MC Oluomo how he is managing his Family? Can't you see how some American Pornstars pick up Nicer ladies and Marry them?
Better Be silent if you don't have what to Say!

Chloraseptic:
[b]It's because those beautiful girls are feeling entitled... Th[/b]ey think their beauty is a ticket to easy and Rossy life that's going to be sponsored by a man they think is going to be lucky to have them.

You have said it All!

Particularly the Slim ones!

They believe they are Better than Agbani Darego and Genevieve!
So they Target Guys with a Clean ride, Big Mansion and a Fat bank Account!

When they get to 28,29 Years and realize their Folly, It's either they snatch their Friend's Rich Fiancee or Become second wife/mistress to a Married Man!

Average looking Girls are not Like Dis!
Hence Men prefer dem more!

This Pumpumking Guy though!

You call A Man's Wife, a Wife Material?


Owk, Pumpumking!
BTW, Is this Babe Finer than ur sweetie, Siofra?

Datboredberry:
Rugged? Seems I don't know the word... Cause none of the musicians you mentioned look rugged... Except for reminisce...

Rugged in this context means Hard, Rough, Tough, Slightly Handsome But Criminal in Nature!

The OP is correct on Burnaboy, Phyno, Reminisce and Terry

But the Rest are NOT rugged@all!
Davido?

OP
It has to be Probably a USA 1994 World Cup Match..Nigeria was Playing!

Others early picks include
*An American series (Another Life)
*WWE (Those Hulk Hogan and Warrior fights)
*That Michael Jackson's Dolphin Song!
*Mike Okri's Hear your Mama,hear your Papa..
*Jaguar (A very Funny Programme doz days)
*Ukodo (A Comedy series in DBS Warri)..

WoundedLamb:
Lol... you really expect people to remember the first thing they saw on tv?

And Why Not?

As a little Child, there are Things you can remember!

Don't you remember your First Day in a new School? Or the first time you visited Father Christmas?

OP
But the Lady can be collecting Urgent 5K, Airtime money, Money for Hairdo, etc from the Guy, abi?

Anyways, support your points though!

mediainc:
She can't be intelligent and have no sense of humor.

No, Bro!
There are some Ladies like dat. Intelligent but Very Uptight and Aloof!
They hardly Mingle with others!

In dis my Babe's case, She Hardly Laugh or will only Smile when very Funny Jokes are Cracked!

Lilsameey:
Nawaoooo,..Love in air.

Lol, Lilsameey..

You have got a Crush here?

mightyhaze:
Ada ameh needs to bludgeon that drug addict to stupor

Y don't you go and Do it Yourself?

Silentgroper:
Does d groundnut nd banana thing really work?? ... I thought it works just 4 solid long-lasting erection.

It does NOT do Shit!

If a Guy has Small Dicck at 21 years+, He is Done!
The Highest That can make such Diccks to enlarge is when the Owner has excessive Raw sex with Countless Babes!

His Penis will become Swollen or Enlarged due to the Different Punny Juices!