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BigDan69:
See your orgur like mango

Lolss..
Long Kpakor like Opiororo mango..

Ogor n Kpakor is mostly confused tho..
Ogor is frm front..
Kpakor is frm Back!!

Another is 'See your GoriMakpa Head'

Lolss..
Some kind Topics ehn..
Let me Add..

See as you Thin like TiniGboko..
Dry like BongaFish...

Indomie generations and AjeButties can't relate here..

ImaIma1:
Op do you tell your parents every single thing that happens in your life? All the people you meet or date? Wgen you hang out with friends, go out on a date, etc. If you are answer is no, then you are part of the issue you raised.

Then how can they see every single thing you post on your status? Not everything is for their consumption and knowledge. It's not irresponsibility, it's discretion and wisdom.

It is PURE IRRESPONSIBILITY!!
Only doz who are up to Shading Doings will Block dier Parents!!
Your own Parents oo..

A friend of mine told me He Helped one 19 yr Old to Block her Uncle on WhatsApp..
D Girl was saying 'Her uncle too Wicked, Too dey monitor her Phone's..
So he Helped her!!..

Now he said he see this Same Girl uploading pictures on WhatsApp, wearing very Skimpy dresses, bumshots and Going on outings with Yahoo Boys!!
Dat he REGRETTED being cajoled into Blocking her uncle..

Not a Saint myself, But If you do ur Shii, Drink, Smoke, Party, Fuvckk around, etc..Keep d Picx to Yourself..
U don't have to Post Always..
Who can Someone Block his/her Parents because of Flexxing??

paulolee:
Owkay sir....would do jus dt....since na u borrow me bar to use buy d fone or help me sub??
guy wat stays online, remains online....I no like make person dey use my online madness judge my offline seriousness

Which one is online n offline madness??
Simply thing here is dat..
It is VERY BAD to block your parents on social media because you want to Flexx/Ball..
Simple thing, Do not Post!!

Even the so-called online secrecy you talk about is not guaranteed..
If anyone gets your phone numba from anoda person, dey will still see you..

Pls, Goan Unblock your Parents!!
Haba!!
because of Wetin??

Honestly, dats a Big Gap!!
However, if you want to go ahead to Date/marry her,

Make sure she is cool with the difference.. Study her properly..
Actually, FEW 21 yrs old Girls might like Older Guys for dier experience, maturity, cool-headed nature,etc

But MANY actually want a Younger Guy of 25,26,27..The High energy, talkativeness, Naughtiness of diz Guys is something Girls like, like Madd..
But as usual, They might pretend..

So@OP..
If you are the person in Question, use your Head oo..
If u discover she always desires younger Guy, leave..
Look for Girl of 26, 27..

Polynek:
4 me I don't think is a matter of irresponsible, some pple are jox shy to post some certain things which they won't b comfortable if there parents See's it, Or other reasons best known to Dem, so OP don't generalize

The OP is damn Right!!
Many who do dis are Simply Irresponsible!! No sugarcoating..

When you re doing Wrong, u hardly want pple to see you..

One of my Guy who is a teacher but dey follow Plenty Babes told me he normally hides when he sees his students..

But Dat one night, he hold one Sexy Babe tight n was feeling her Boobs, wen one Student come pass and Shout 'Uncle!!!!'
Lolss
So wen you re doing bad things, you always hide!!..

paulolee:
lolz...make my parents dey see the different types of foreign old women wey I dey upload as loml wey deh burst their brains to send me small dolls abi??
my parents no fit see d kind cruise me n my gees dey flex for weekend na..
just d day wey tonedo wey draw tatoo for hands, wear ear n even noise ring go make mistake visit me for my family ous, my ma go report gv pastor say i b cultist...
parents would remain blocked especially on girls watsap status mk papa no go see her pikin dey upload expensive suits wey e no fit afford..call am irresponsibility, for us na just cruise..

Bros, u na Senior man nah..
Stop this Abeg!!
Na Small children dey do dis nonsense..
Blocking your parents because of what??

Besides, must you guys post ur Ballings on social media??
U go on outing with ur Guys or Babes, u re Posting on FB or Whatsapp Updates??
Na wa for Una oo..

Pls go Unblock Dem ehn!! Jeezz!!

Only Foolish teenagers or 21,22 yrs old do this Rubbish!!
Because of their Useless status updates which has some of dier escapades, they block dier parents..

I know one 20year Girl that post stuffs such as 'Big Dick Don cure ur craze', Ur Yanch dey big, ur sense dey small, You dey ur BF house dey Write jamb,etc..

Of course, dey would not want dier Parents to see such nonsense..
.
While on Facebook, many use False names or use Fake accounts to be doing dier Rubbish..
No Family member gets to Know..

U will see Ifeoma Okoro operating as IfyBlinks..
Posting pics with Short skirts, bumshots or even Bikini..

So Dats it..
It's a Teenage or Young adult Stuffs..

Lol..
There are some Names I find too Funny on dis site..
*OnlydCapPlease
*Smellysperm (so sperm get odour?)
*IFuckhertoto
*AshawoBoy..
*ConfirmZombie..

Very Funny Guys..

Romanoff:
Rape is rape even if it wasn't violent. As long as the person didn't consent or hasn't reached the age of consent, it is still rape.

Pls, I am not defending rape..
I am giving you answers on why Guys who were abused as kids don't complain much..
Just like d OP!!

OmovuduTheBeast:
V

Omovudu D Great!!
The 'Best friend' of MannaBBQGrill..
Where have you been??

Ur brother MannaVultureGriller still dey ball for Nairaland oo..

Romanoff:
Truth is that rape has a psychological trauma for some victims and that's the truth. I've heard of rape victims that never enjoyed sex after the abuse, I've heard of others who became promiscuous after the fact. They became numb to sexual Immorality.

It doesn't change the fact that some women lie and use it as an excuse.

Maybe rape is different for females cause this Op obviously enjoyed what was done to him and doesn't see any crime in it.

Nice one..
But Dats part of wat I said..
D Non-violence involved makes d young boys not to see it as a crime..

Even with Little Girls, if the rapist uses 'sweetmouth' to have his way, many would not see it as Rape..
It's mostly when der is Violence or Force dat Probably trauma n pain comes in.
My two Cents..

Candidlady:



But you would love your dvck sucked right


If my bf can't have 69 then we ain't doing nada

Lolss, this Babe..
You are freaking funny..
69 Kee you dia.

But Really, Pussy and Dicck nor be the same La..
Dick serve 2 functions..
Pussy serves Like 4 functions..
+Those slimy/Sticky stuffs..
Haba..

Any man dat sucks his Wife/Girlfriend's Pussy deserves some Stipends or Wage for his services..

Romanoff:
A young boy was abused as a child, something that should be frowned upon but the victim isn't even taking the issue seriously.

Truth is many Guys who were Forcefully dragged into sexual intercourse by older Girls hardly see it as Rape or Abuse..

Many just take it as a normal occurrence..
Maybe it's because the Girls didn't use Violence to have sex with Dem..
So Most just Chill, and really, it's clearly Child or sex Abuse..

As for young girls being abused, Violence, Threats, Tricks,etc may be used and it's really bad..

But Most Ladies Take Full advantage of being Sexually abused as Kids to Commit terrible acts..
Wen you see female Prostitutes, Lesbians, pornstars, drug addicts,
many quickly claim dat 'My uncle raped me when I was little'..
Dats what Affected me..
Using it as a cover to do Rubbish!!

While some use it to manipulate dier Boyfriends/Husband's..

Candidlady:
Clean girls don't have residuals....



A dude who can't give good heads really got no head/BRAINS

Lolsss..
U don't mean it??
Succking of pussy ain't an easy thing to do..
Dats a multi purpose reproductive organ, we re talking about oo..

fergie001:
Taking out Barella early also helped Italy. Immediately, he got the yellow....Mancini brought in Cristante and the domination became evident.

From there, it became Verratti, Cristante & Jorginho.

You see How ur Man U Boys messed England up??
Though Maguire and Luke Shaw did so well..
Not a Man u fan..
But you see dat Rashford, he Annoys the Hell out of me!!..

Angelfrost:
I watched the game sir...

Was England not lost in the attacking department?!! Were they not hitting brick walls all over the place?!! Was Sterling not getting isolated most times?!!

No matter how Sancho and Rashidi disappoint sometimes, they could have at least served as a tool in the wheel of Italy's defense... Bringing them in solely for spot kicks made absolutely no sense!

The Simple but biggest Blunder of Southgate was his removal of J. Henderson..
Henderson is a great Penalty taker for Liverpool n also has experience..

Another blunder was removing Walker..

Also, wen taking out Trippier, he would have brought in Sancho..
So in the penalties, he would have gone with..

Harry Kane
Harry Maguire
Raheem Sterling
John Stones
Jordan Henderson..

Saka had no business with penalties..

Rashford is actually an IDIOT..Was being selfish and Childish last season...
Refuses to pass to Cavani n feeling like a Big Player..
Thinks England squad is Man Utd??
See how he disgraced himself on a Grand Stage!!..

Scamburster:
Just happy because of rash Ford, let him feel the same heart broke I felt last season when he was busy playing nonsense.

Dat Rashford is paying dearly for his Wickedness and 'Small boy attitude' during the concluded season..

He was always selfish, does not pass to Edison Cavani, hating on Bruno Fernandez because of penalties...

See how he ended..
A Bench warmer in England team
+Miss penalty in Euro final..

Hope he has learned his lesson now..

JerkyChan:
Catholic Church and Anglican Church no be mate

Lolss..
U don turn am to Church matter??

Italy na Catholic
England na Anglican..
Una too Funny..

TotoGame:
I'm a catholic but to be honest

This isn't acceptable at all....

Bros, Nothing is Wrong there!!
It must have been a Cultural Sunday and Igbos (known for dier Masquerades) decided to showcase dier culture..

We can't destroy our cultural heritage because we are Christians..
D Greeks, Chinese, Indians, British, Native Americans preserve their culture/artifacts like no man's business..
Why should Africans Throw Away its own??

Infact, Catholic Church should be commended in dis regard!!
Even der are masses in Urhobo,Ijaw, Bini, Tiv, Igbo, Yoruba,etc..
Many Pentecostal and Orthodox Churches don't care about our Native languages..

So hope you see how Catholic Church is Unique??
Better Stay and Learn more about the Holy Church!!

ICEWIN:
oga you are in nigeria.
you are not in a white man land and your culture do not permit you to see your fellow man and say his sexy.
if u want to behave like the white go there and act like that.
we are nigerian,with strict culture
is either a guy is handsome or ugly #shekaina

Lol, you see Why I used the term 'Gay conscious' in one of my comments..
You are a Perfect epitomy of the term..

Ever since the 14 Years Imprisonment law came, some of us became too concious of certain things..

If a man hugs his friend for say 2mins+, we suspect him as a Gay..
If a man wears Skinny/carrot jeans, some of us go say na Gay..
When Ozo of BBN Naija 2020 wear only knicker, some call him Gay..
Every little actions, we reason it as Gay..

Look@Italian Players e.g Barella, Bonucci, Chiellini, Chielsa,etc..
After the Penalty Shoot-out win against England..
Dey celebrate, hug, kiss on the forehead and even in dier Dressing room, some will be naked jumping about..
If dey show the videos, their citizens will not see anything wrong..
If na Naija, we will start to suspect..

BLACKMAN ehn, Na God go Deliver us!!

Myer:
Allow me to play the devil's advocate for a minute.

You mean females complimenting each other's beauty makes them gay?

So why should it be wrong for a man to acknowledge that another his handsome or sexy?

This is a black American mentality that we imbibed from TV shows and rap music.

Imagine blacks even conclude that a guy is gay just because he looks neat and handsome. Worse still if he ever wears any pink shirt.

Yes it's difficult to spot gay dudes but for no reason should acknowledging that another male is handsome or sexy without any attempt at flirting be considered as gay.

My 2 cents though.

Laughing my ass out as I read dier Comments. .
I don't want to go Hard on Dem but really, some Have 'Village Mentality'..

D Word Sexy has NEVER meant 'You want to Fvckk the person or you have feelings for the Person..

So if a Guy's sister wears Short skirt n boobs and navel-revealing top..
and he tells her 'You are looking Sexy', It means He wants to Fvck her?? .
No, It means She is looking Very Attractive/sexy and members of the Opposite sex will be carried away..

So If you tell a Guy you re looking Sexy, it means dat you re sure that the Guy will Attract lots of Babes, based on his Body features..

It is just an observation..No Sexual thoughts involved..

Very simple stuff..
It's like Naija's socio political Wahala don Clogged the Brains of some of us...

Aurelius1:
Denzel Washington won it twice in his younger days.

Thank God u Know about it!!

It's never a Big deal especially in Foreign countries..
Dats y I said in Nigeria 'We reason things Anyhow'..
Also we have become 'Gay conscious'..
Any little thing, we start suspecting others as Gay..

Look@Italy who just won the Euro 2020, Insigne, Immobile, Barella, Donnarumma, etc will celebrate by Hugging tightly, even Kissing on foreheads..
Dier citizens won't call Dem Gays or suspect dier actions..

But Here, Our Men will start to Bark and scream Gay..
Our Thinking is so Backward..
Whether na Buhari cause am Sef, I can't really Say!!..

Wow, Sound Sultan d Naija Ninja..
Wayya..

Who else Remembers his Word Rhyme Performance..
@The 2nd Edition of Opa William's Nights of a Thousand Laffs in 2004??

You nor know say Kate Papa na Magistrate??
As I see am, I come Prostate..
Later I come carry Kate come our Estate,
When I wan penetrate, I come see say, Ahnn, d Thing don Depreciate!!

Very Talented Guy, Sound Sultan..
It was dat same Show in 2004 that comedian I Go Dye had his Big Break!!

Odide009:
Oko won lode o, oko won lode o, malo nogere ma lo pe to ri oko won lode.

Rest in peace.

Ah, dis Guy!!
You just remind me of this song!!

In Sept,Oct 2011..
Was playing dis song all day in my Hostel in Delsu, Abraka..
Don't understand a bit of Yoruba..But I liked dat song like Madd!!

Later asked my Lagosian Friend in our hostel of the Meaning..
and he told me that it means 'Husband nor dey oo, Time don dey go oo'..

meobizy:
No favourite line here, only songs. He will be missed. He didn’t blow to my expectation, but I hope he was famous enough to his taste.

He didn't blow to your expectations??
Really??
U must realize dat in every Trade or Profession, NOT everyone will get to the zenith..
Everyone can't be Wizkid or Tuface..
Just like in Football, not all Players must get to Ronaldo or Messi's height!!
So Just Chill..

He had his Achievements..
Songs like..

*Mathematics
*Bushmeat ft Tuface
*2010 ft MI
*Orobo ft Flavour
*Very Good badt Guy ft Banky W
*Kokose ft Wizkid
*Natural Something..etc
+Enter the Place featured by Tuface.

'I be Fine Boy, wey Make sense..
Guilty Innocence..
Jagaraga Boyfriend..
Very Good Badt Guy'..

Song - Very good bad guy..
Nice song from Sound Sultan ft Banky W..

@The OP,,Nice one..!
These are kind of Posts we want to see you Creating!!..
Kudos to you..

obembet:
Nonsense

Op! And all those of you that aggreed with him, u beta think twice. That Linda said and later have baby.

Is it when you are 50s u will settle down and train your children at old age?



Marriage open doors. Just marry the right woman

@Obembet..
Marriage open doors??
Really??
Dat happens rarely..Based on Luck!!

Please, Every Guy Should have a STABLE SOURCE of income B4 thinking about marriage..

I have witnessed the Case of two Private school teachers who got married..They were receiving N10000..
The end of d union was TRAGIC!! (I don't want to tell you d sad story)

Also a Roadside Artisan married a private school teacher..She was receiving N12000. Dier marriage also ended on a Sorrowful Note..

Money is Too Important in Marriage!!
You Have to Plan oo!!

Even as a Jambito, you Save some money B4 going to school..
Same as NYSC Camp, You save Money B4 going..
Let Alone, MARRIAGE??

Ishilove:
Feminism is probably one of the most abused and misunderstood word in gender relations today.

Anyway, like the Tweeter commented, lunatics and ignorant people have taken over the movement and defeated the purpose.

I too like You!!
You always say d truth!!

D real Feminism ideology advocates more Education, social, job, Political opportunities for women!!

But diz days, it's an Aggressive war against the Malefolk..
If man smoke, woman must smoke..
If man fornicate, woman must fornicate..
If man slap, woman must slap..
If man take Shekpe, woman must also take Shekpe..

A senseless and needless Battle with Men!!
Feminism is bringing out the Worse in Women, instead of the Best, which the founders imagined..