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Cool, if i wan put am for my pocket

The church members should be careful before you go hear say them don bomb the church. REAson- for turning a Muslim to chrisTian... ..

NIGERIAns are comedians..... Imagine..[left][/left]

Is this buhari son ?

It’s a strange world we live in! It was a strange sight in Akwa Ibom state
when a woman allegedly turned into a
snake during sex with her lover in a hotel. According to Chris Udoh, a journalist in
the state, the duo were already having
sex inside a hotel room in Eket, Akwa
Ibom, when the shocking occurrence
happened. According to what he
reported, the middle-aged man had taken the lady he met along the road in the
town, to a hotel to have sex with her in
the hotel but he got the shock of his life
when the woman allegedly turned into a
mammoth reptile.
“The incident took place on Friday when
the man took the lady to a three Star
hotel in Eket metropolis (name of hotel
withheld). The man checked in with the
light complexion woman apparently in
her mid-thirties to have a nice time but it turned out to be his worse nightmare.
Upon arriving the hotel, the pair sat at the
bush bar and ordered for fresh fish
pepper soup. According to the man, the
lady opted for just drinks as she told him
that she doesn’t eat sea foods. Instead, she opted for a bottle of red wine.
”After having few bottles of drinks, the
couple retired to their room. While in
there, the man said he observed that she
took so much time in the rest room which
warranted him to knock on the door
frequently, but she kept answering that she will soon be through.
According to the man, when she finally
came out, she told him not to touch her
head while they made love, telling him
that she had a severe headache and
suggested that the red wine may have caused it. ”The man said that when they started
having sex, the lady started wriggling her
body on the bed like a snake but he
admitted that he didn’t give serious
thought to it ‘as he was enjoying the
action. The man who is in his mid-forties, said as soon as he had his orgasm and got
up from her body, he noticed that her
entire body was fast changing to a snake.
He said he was overwhelmed by fear and
jumped out of the room naked and raised
an alarm which attracted both the hotel managers and others patrons to rush to
his room. When the management of the
hotel made their way into the room, the
lady was still half snake and half human,
wriggling on the bed, but the hotel
manager quickly rushed out to inform the police. “They fastened the lock on the door of the
room and instructed every one to keep
off. Upon return, the lady had
disappeared. The management handed
over the man who brought the lady to
their facility to the police from the Ukwa Police Division.” Strange!... source - Naij.com

while Messi de jail??

please who knows if the airtel 1.5gb can work on nokia e-series phone??

please who knows if the airtel 1.5gb can work on nokia e-series phones?? I wanna subscribe so i am a little bit scared... Who knows?

giddykay:
sharap dia..try anytin stupid and fall in their hands, am telling u, ur life will not remain the same again.

mumu commot for pass* make i road* na so them protect reach, one go sleep for park after enough drinking..

giddykay:
sharap dia..try anytin stupid and fall in their hands, am telling u, ur life will not remain the same again.

who be this one, them send?u?

see hypocrite...remove dust from your eyes first before removing others...

civial defence wey just they sleep anyhow for road, who them fit protect??

who are these ones deceiving?

two of are guilty, two thieves. So what do you expect ??

over-hyping... All those Hot kenyan girls with long legs. SMH..

suicide...

bachelor 1::::what about ladies??

brb

oboooooy, see name.... Na upper upper region o, since when them start kidnapping sef??

what do buhari have to say on this matter? Will lie mohammed speak for him as usual?

i am still rocking my nokia e6 here..

but why una come de mention buhari and fayose for this post Una funny o

yeyebrities oo

fada fada ehn

ouigy99:
OP, during Christmas season now, you will be jostling to snap with Santa Claus A.K.A father Christmas, not knowing it's also a masquerade..... Oyibo masquerade, which also has a historical background that is contrary to the Christian or islamic faith.
Now, your local masquerade in Nigeria is seen as evil, but father Christmas be like angel for your eyes.
Anyway, except being run by miscreants, masquerades aren't meant to disturb people doing their business whether they are initiates or not. Some times, all it takes is for you to keep 10 to 50 naira denominations of money, any one that comes your way is given one note, and they leave...... Except them carry you for mind on the onset.

... Bros thanks for your advice, but for here the story changes, they don't collect any money is either they drag you to their forest to perform the necessary ritual by force or they beat you up.. Just rascals in the guise of masquerades. And father christmas is far better than this one.. Thanks once again.

Now secondary school is about closing, and masquerades will kick start somewhere in south south, and i keep asking why they derive joy in playing the devilish game, all i hear is that it is our culture, and it will stop me from doing my business now, because i am not one of their initiate.. So i am now seeking for advice, should i initiate so that i can ride on with my business

this is our bank.. Keep it up...wow, my first FTC....so my 5g has helped me today.

how can they share on airtel?? I need it really bad.

na pidgin not pijin... Na naija made english be that na, na we get am... Ya.

peer

upon all the OT, the bastard don cast.... Cultism no pay...

is she also a yeyebrity??