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Talking to yourself is fun until you get caught.

Spanki:
Yeah, they buried my dad and turned back. An experience that is hard to digest.

argh very touching

Be nice to people but don't borrow them money, they won't pay. �

Lack of sleep causes the brain to remember events incorrectly.�

Stop putting hope on relatives. They only help in burial preparations..

She never reach your place, u don dey drink MAN power what if she get accident for road

Ladies be lying about their real age as if it's a crime to grow old �

Enough of this Bianca shvt

You Are dating left handed person �
And you expect everything to be right? �

So CV is no longer Curriculum Vitae but Clitoris Vitae�

I'm shocked!!!

Reminder! The trucks that deliver petrol don't have security guards.....
Whatever you do with this information is up to you.

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They be like "awwww he has such sexy, cute, well shaped testicles"

women sha��

Igbo parents apologizing to their kids like "It's ok, I said it's ok before mmawa gi anya now"

The more you know about life; the less time you tend to spend around people. Greatness is accompanied by loneliness.

Okay

Ynash wey u flog for primary school don dey enter ur eye now�

Someone said "a woman before marriage and a woman after marriage are two different things"

In your experience, is it true?

If u dey see grace �
No use am disgrace others

Ynash wey u flog for primary school don dey enter ur eye now�

If it's not leading to marriage, it's leading to breakup �

Some of you don’t have haters. You just have people telling you the truth you don’t want to hear.�

Can u go a day without posting something on ur WhatsApp status?���

By the time a man realizes his father might be right, he already has a son who thinks he is wrong.�

Please help me ask our mothers when they will start wearing those Hollandice, Lace etc they stored in their cloth box for years?

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Go to church, remove that big polo and stop cooking rubbish. And you, off that gospel music and go to church, you no be God mate.

It's funny how all trust goes wen looking for a remote like, Are y sitting on the remote ��no stand up

Damn!

To be a Celebrity is not easy ooo. Omor as l enter one poultry ehh, see the way chicken were shouting ��

Akhee:
Grave Digging. You dey Dig grave?

how much per ft?

No one get MARRIED faster than a Woman who has no where to stay..

Bring all jobs. I go tell you the one wey I no Dey do ���