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Crazy how guys can hold tears for a life time but cum in like 20secs�

No allow money finish for your hand o. Na me know wetin I Dey face now.��

You don’t have money and someone is trying to help you take care of your girlfriend and you’re still complaining��

Nigerians!

Using Aboniki balm almost feels like you are being electrocuted.

Nobody pray dangerous prayers than a woman who used to snatch people husbands and has just gotten married�

I want my relationship to be as strong as couple on cabin bescuit they have been smiling since I was a child��

Bmaster:
if I must,I I won't mind using razor blades,
Seriously some people deserves to be cut off from other people's life

ya but not all people because no matter how bad there are, usefulness still de small

In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Nigeria, you will hear something like :- "Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? " Life is so beautiful in Nigeria.�

Cruise provided an avenue for some people to display their bad home training online. God help us�

Sapa don kill one of the leader of tomorrow for my area �

I'm scared �

Your account balance no reach to buy knife and you want to cut some people off from your life. �

It's heat period,Before you enter somebody's house, plz knock and wait until you hear "come in". People are naked! I repeat, People are naked!

*Hits Blunt*

If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, why practice?

Nobody finished their secondary school and university without saying ‘who has two pens’�

In anything you do in life, always try to avoid adults who watch cartoons because they don't take anything serious in life.

Slurity:
You are supposed to be outside hustling and not listening to someone's else morning devotion

PoliteActivist:
Oh god, Oh god, yes, don't stop...

you Sabi the tone wella

ruggedboych:
Join them in praising the Lord

What is WAR?

Bombs that cost $ 100,000 Dropping from a plane that costs $ 100,000,000 flying at a cost of $ 40,000 per hour to kill people living with less than $1 a day.

Guyys, where can I apply for a permanent relationship? I have 4 years experience, minor trust issues and willing to argue on weekends☹️��

Free drinks, free food, free vacations and free money just for screaming ashii ashhi ashii.
To be a girl sweet o

Wahala

Girls that have flat ass but still raise their shirts up, what are your aims in life?�

If Adam was an ant he wouldn't have eaten the apple because he would have been so Adamant. And eve would even reject the snake because it was in the evening

I strongly believe my neighbor has opened a church in his room with his girlfriend... Because since 6am, I'v been hearing; "Oh my God"�

Nigerians with this word "dey". They can fix it anywhere they want in a sentence �

If you grab his phone and he doesn't fight for it. my sister, marry him... He's one of us and we are only 3 left in Africa.

Hmm una FG

masui:
Yeah, same here.

Good to know. You've the real niggar.

Ebubu:
uniuyo

you Sabi de code

masui:
Ogammi, you be tusker?

ya, main campus, how about you?

Great tuskites..

ASUU wants to join NATO but the government does not want it cos it will make the students to station their classes at the gate of the government house�