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Hmm what is Nigeria even turning into?

When you are arguing with your girlfriend and she says, "listen to me young man", bros just forget it. She has a sugar daddy�

Nigerians sha

A wise man once said

"Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry. Don't decide when you're sad"
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Chai oh Nigeria..

You no get money, And you dey calculate.
Wetin you dy calculate?�

Don't let people treat you like cigarettes, they only use you when they are bored and step on you when they are done.

Do you feel weak, stressed or you feel like vomiting?? Don't worry sister the VALENTINE seed is germinating�

Deleting your savage paragraph and texting back "ok" is a different level of
self control.
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At this age?

To those people who get into bed and fall asleep same time...

Don't you have thoughts? �

You no get money, you dey pray for long life
Suffer no dey tire you �

A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.�

Do you know a woman’s brain shrinks during pregnancy and can take up to six months to regain its full size!

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Them Don cash out for ajegunle

If I had spent the last 4 years learning banditry, I would have been rich by now than the 4 years of my life in the university

Bandits sef go shock to see news of N800m knowing that they got N200m. The truth is, middle-men have consumed N600m.�

KA guy will buy the engagement ring, he
will kneel down to engage the lady but the
lady will start crying.
Does the ring contain teargas and onions.? �

Normal script steps... One of the problem of being a visitor... is where to hang your underwear�

Wife bought Land, Husband built house on it and now they don divorced.
who come get the house now �..?

Ray07:
so you mean we can us the sperm and browse internet

. Lol you Don see am na

Did you know that

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

#now you know �

How come the sudden reduction in figures? No 2nd wave again?

hmm, where is the country even heading to?

FAT WOMEN STANDING UP FROM THEIR SEATS IS THE REAL DEFINITION OF "MATTERS ARISING".

Valentine is for Family n Friends to show love to themselves
Not for u to follow somebody's Son n go n eat like a Ruminant Animal

You slapped her and she slapped you back, Bro marry her she's d only woman that can discipline a mad man like you�

hmm

My Sunday plans 7a.m-10a.m 1st service, 10a.m-1a.m 2nd service,
1a.m-4p.m 3rd service
4p.m-8p.m 4th service
8p.m-4a.m tarry night

nice

Just got a new ATM card with VISA written in capital letters.
Finally, I'll be leaving Nigeria for Canada next week �

we go use oo..

In Nigeria there is no month in the whole year that pharmacies and shaving stick companies make money than February....

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How you go use anointing oil as lubricant and expect to last longer?
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lol funny


The reason why men cheat is because women don't give us money��

When you think of giving up in life, close your eyes for some minutes and open it back and think about those that don't have the chance to open it back! �

Wahala be like yam

HmmJust imagine every Nigerian holding a gun in place of their phones if gun is legalize.. ...