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Who else noticed that women are mostly females, especially the girls who are ladies and wives.

Children are struggling with homework because their fathers went for looks.
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If you want to know the characteristics of a a non living thing
Ask a woman to list things she want from a man before she will accept to marry him�

According to Oxford research, an African boyfriend has more responsibilities than a father of 3 in UK!�

If you have a bad attitude, work on it and change it, and stop this attitude of saying 'I'm looking for who will love me the way I'm"
No body loves nonsense�

Real dead

When you are watching alcohol advert you never get drunk, try watching Indecency the devil is a liar.�

I always shake my head every hour to make sure my brain is still intact because here in Nigeria, nothing is to be trusted�

The pain of seeing someone throwing a big amount in the offering basket at church when you are broke can make you lose directions when going back home�

OK wahala

English: Come take a look at Quen's sister

Pidgin: Consequences

The ingredient that makes the Rice grow in the pot is what I need for my bank account.�

Lol

The ingredient that makes the Rice grow in the pot is what I need for my bank account.�

Odikwa risky..

"How far” has more than 100 meanings in Nigeria.

If you complete it to "how far na" the meaning go enter 100,000 �

Ladies nowadays don't care about break-ups�� as long as she's not pregnant�

sonofElElyon:
Quote your source NBS?

Random Twitter user

Statistics from Nigeria Banks reveals that men withdraw a lot on Friday and women deposit a lot on Monday.


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Dem don finally show me where dem de see this money � � oo...

Now my body don calm �� I no do !! Thank you very much sire


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Do you feel jealous when other are progressing? If yes then put your right hand on your chest and say "oh Lord, please I'm a witch, kill me"
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Wahala..

A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.

Everyone wants happiness. No one wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain.

Ado okay..

If Nigeria government have given up on NIN, they should please remove that aunty that use to talk before you make call I don't like her she is too rude �

Mummyfour:
we can gossip everything including crayfish. No dull moment o. Every thing na victim of gossip to us.
It strengthens relationship, especially when it is done with out malice against the "gossipees"

lol, so you're on this table.

Nobody gossip like a couple that is in a serious relationship...

Chai witchcraft..


If she sends you her pictures you have to behave like you’ve never seen a human being, like she’s from another planet!

it’s in the constitution
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Lol wahala..

Does your bae hold your hand when walking in public or you just follow each other like the Israelites coming from Egypt? �

Since 2 days ago..

Alcohol, weed and chemical highs won’t give you the rest and peace you want. Only Jesus can. Only Jesus.�

Nice..

Dear Ladies,If a man says he'll take care of it, HE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT! There's no need to be reminding him about it every 6months.

Honestly it's annoying!!!
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"I don't really wanna no friends now" by Nicki come to mind..

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No matter how thirsty you are there are some people you shouldn't beg for water, cause they hey Will tell the whole world they gave you Champagne�

Lol

If you understand why pizza is made round but comes in a square box and is eaten in triangular pieces.. Then you can understand women �

Lol wahala

Oh Nigeria!

Secretly Everyone is a Barber!!..
Do You understand or i should go deeper.�

Lol I don't think it is applicable to Nigerian sheep..

Alcohol is not the solution to our problems: but, as we wait for the solution, let's drink!!!!�

Stop smiling when taking pictures, the government will think everything is okay. �