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Dah to read this news de disgusting.. To what end na? People get mind oo, uwafid. |
The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wetting and a witch squeezing your neck in the night |
In most cases When a man earns money, he dreams of giving his wife the best. When a woman earns money, she feels she does not need a man.��♂️ |
chai inside life.. Today marks exactly 10 years since a certain woman took away food from me in a wedding claiming that i had already eaten.� |
azpekuliar:lol, one of their anthem |
Same with uniuyo... After break up, the girl will be like I promise you, you won't see a girl like me: Well done oh... follow come charger� |
kai more truth coming out.. Men love ladies who can hold intellectual conversations or challenge their opinions. Not everything I say you'll respond with: "Yes that's true" , "Abi oo" , "Infact, na waoo" �� |
Amarachibaby:nice addition.. |
Men love ladies who can hold intellectual conversations or challenge their opinions. Not everything I say you'll respond with: "Yes that's true" , "Abi oo" , "Infact, na waoo" �� |
good news.. I'm I love with the letter "J" because of a man called Jesus born by a man called Joseph from the tribe called Judah in the region called Judea and baptized by a man called John in the river called Jordan in the land called Jerusalem. And for that matter I also love Joy, Justina and Joan� |
Calling him brother when u know he is deeply crushing on u is the botanical name for witchcraft. |
My sister when you spend weekend in a man's house..... Be nice to the tenants there, only them can tell you which number you are. If you know you know�. |
Pretending to be happy after breakup is not easy ooooo� My friend fainted while smiling this afternoon ��� |
Rip to the departed soul. Meanwhile They say “the only thing your girl wants is love and affection” Until you get a girlfriend and realize they're employed by Lucifer and actually want your love, passwords, money, energy, soul, food, time and semen. ��♂️��♂️��♂️ |
Imagine taking a girl you want to marry to see your parents all of a sudden she started laughing at ur father shoe�� |
Jh0wsef:baba kunu you still de this forum? |
Girls of nowadays will bleach their bodies even brighter than their future, where they will be having black hands, white face and black foot. Then they will sit in front of the church and be singing,'' I know who i am''. Yes we know you. You are a zebra. |
vickydevoka:that gender de very complicated oo |
By January last year, Elon Musk was worth JUST $27 Billion and not even listed in the top 50 richest people on earth. By January 2021, he has risen to the top as the richest man on earth with $185 billion. You too can make it. Just aspire, perspire and refire your Maguire. #Motivational speakers don start oo�� |
nice Elon musk DIVORCED Jeff Bezos DIVORCED So no woman behind their success? �� |
baralatie:hahaha true |
If she spends her money on you, there's a 99.36% chance she loves you. Female humans would rather eat a glass sandwich than spend their own money.� |
kk |
Altair25:lol, you rep tusker? |
[quote author=coconat post=97844480][/quote]you fit gum body with citizen computers by abak road or Lewisky, because to get shop for that plaza no de easy sha |
uniuyo how va na? Stop spreading hate in the name of ‘cruise’... Na just cruise.... Na just cruise... but u don send person pikin enter depression.�� |
Elon Musk no get beards, Jeff Bezos no get beards, Dangote no get beards, Your beard will take you no where. Rest�� |
“A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.” will the return the money to the woman abi e go enter government purse? |
dirtydiva:lol imagine because you shared local government with her... something that others are even looking for |
I can't date you.I see you as a brother.
This statement alone can cause cancer ��� |
The best place to plan your life is the toilet
Away from people while dropping the shit� |
ok |
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