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If your account balance reach 10k, we’re not friends again. You’re my boss.��

As a Nigerian, if you can’t switch the power(light) from Gen to Nepa without the tv and decoder going off, you failed as a Nigerian

Go to Google and search for "50 famous woman" Check number 7
It will shock you�

The plan of the Nigerian Government is that every young Nigerian remains poor. Poverty is a political weapon�

OK A study found that marrying an older man reduces a woman's lifespan, but marrying a younger man reduces it even more.
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Being a man is not easy at all
Imagine you need to convince a lady before she loves you, if you don't have money , your case is different, if your ugly your case is worse
If you're poor and ugly....u may need divine interventions

May we not jam dog that doesn't understand "kai kaii kaaiii"

You hit me with your breast and you're saying sorry. Sorry for what? Did I complain? Please hit me again�

Do you know that Women speak about 7,000 words a day - Men average just over 2,000..


The extra 5,000 are mostly just "like", "so ya," & "ok �

Lol they should relax exams is ongoing..


Meanwhile Not every man that put hands in his pockets take money, some of them arrange their testicles. �

Hausa actress? Na title?

Sometimes your soulmate is money.
Stop forcing relationships.
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Seconded

Postinor2 is now 850, before February it will increase ,my advice for you is to buy and keep like bitcoin

hmm it seem baba is back to life..


The way I'm seeing things now, The upcoming Valentine is for slim girls. Fat girls should wait for Halloween and new yam festival.. �
Fat girls eat a lot�

very nice ..

If you want to end an argument with a woman, don't mention anything, just say my mom was right about you�

The more friends you have, the greater the chances of you getting back-stabbed. It's in the Bible.�

nice

Relationship that boyfriend and girlfriend they speak English no they last.�

Dimples, pointed nose and gap teeth are all under the mask now. It's time for those with big forehead to showcase their beauty��

The word "bae", used by many as a replacement for "baby", is the Danish word for "poop."

nice development..

What is “aw r u”, “m 5n” ,”gud am” ,”gud 9t”?? Them no complete your school fees ni?�

this man still de Nigeria?

Men are not properly loved until they make money.

Nice..

Do whatever you wish in this life but you see your partners phone stay away from it ��

Imagine the pains of eating in people's houses, you must laugh even if their child takes your meat �

streetsoldier1:
person don wound your career?

lol Nigerians

DAramis:
There is an adage that says To go fast, you go alone, but to go far you go with someone.

In our Nigerian setting, this adage don't hold true most of the times. Challenges and discouragement could possibly crop up from the other person. Going alone will be more realistic than trying to tag along with someone.

The more realistic adage should be make sure the boat in which you are in with your partner is heading in same direction. If it is not, the possibility of the boat capsizing and the person struggling to get ashore is very high.

rare wisdom...

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sometimes you achieve more when you're single. Some partners delay the process.

okay noted.

Killing Abel didn’t make Cain the accepted one, dragging others down will never raise you up!
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nice

wahala

Very nice..

The only two dreams that come true In Nigeria .....

bed wetting and a witch squeezing your neck in the night
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So the marriage proposal was fake? It was really a music collabo...


As long as you can remove someone from your heart you are a Doctor....That's an Operation my friend.�