₦airaland Forum

Zeezy81:
Abah! From where na? Eh be like say all those malams weyn dey come find calculator for atm machine don do you

hahaha, you sabi them already, na their work

man wey sabi

Lack of money makes all of your problems look like Spiritual Attack��

THEPACIFIST:
seems this man don stay under sun waiting in line at the ATM booth. but if e na you wan withdraw large sum nko? you go like been sprayed ��

if na big money, enter inside bank and save us the stress biko

You never run into anyone you know when you're wearing your best outfit. But go out in torn shorts for 3 seconds? You will meet your pastor, ex, guardian angel, boss, crush and neighbour. What level Of Satanism Is This.��

I think ATM's machines should have a timer,and if you take too long it should just swallow your useless card and spray you teargas
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superwoman

so NIN registration can continue, but varsity should be on lockdown?

mcjohny:
Amen!
can u imagine i woke up for midnight prayer but here are my pressing my phone again

lol, we are phone generation

Creativity

If I tell you I don't have money, believe it. Which one is a whole you. Who is me ?

onyechez:
U be davido?

lol baba don drop slangs for us o

Fear women..

I go leave this marriage for una o

Okay up trump oo.

The attitude of pressing your phone when you wake up in the morning without praying should not cross to 2021.
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*I AM NOT IN THE MOOD
*I AM ON MY PERIOD
*I MISS MY PERIOD
*I CAN'T MAKE IT AGAIN

You see this four sentences. No matter how educated a man is. He can never understand it immediately. He will still ask you.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"?
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Who told Nigerians that 10pm is the official time to off gen

what if ice is just water going through hard times??

Going to place with a friend who owns car is life stressing, each time he stands up may be stretching, you have to stand up too thinking that he is leaving ���

You better text them now and talk, cos them go soon block sim���

If you call her and she starts speaking English my brother end the call she is next to a guy whom she is trying to impress.
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chaos

new madness..

Now that #ASUU has called off this strike, this semester it's either GP or BP, one must surely rise�

chai this story make sense oo, I de learn a lot pending when ASUU will allow us to go our own..

OP no spoil my state as you continue with the story ooo

news we hear in Nigeria sha..

meanwhile At age 5, you ask your parent for money. At 18, your boyfriend. At 29, your husband. At 50, your children �
Women wen will you stop begging for money
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ogbowankwo, ajegunle

abeg where is explorer na?

catalysts full Nigerians

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

Nigerian politicians and their wahala..

Tattoos are for Slay Queens.
Real women have stretch marks and black knees.

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goodnews

na crime?

mu2sa2:
Deeper life, deeper torture at a school owned by Oyedepo, the slapping genius.

baba get your facts right.. wetin concern oyedepo with deeper life ?

very nice rocket science

nigeria which way na