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Lol very funny

Kai

A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get
heavier with time.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Very Reactive - Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque
books
- Money Reducing Agent
OCCURRENCE Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents. # Very harmful to you if she sees you with any
element similar to itself!
Please circulate to all scientists

But why pillow? Maybe it pain am..... Some guys will be doing very rough play thinking romance but sometimes outright painful...

You got served man ... Next time, do something romantic like hitting her with bales of #1,000

Thank me later! [/quote]so it's true na money de move women most

I don't know who need to hear this........Girls should make their own money it will save them from unnecessary Bleep

Nigerian girls are not romantic at all I hit her with pillow She flog me wit USB cable for neck ��

I doubt

The reason men start gaining weight after break up its because we start eating our full salary with peace.���� Understand or can I go deeper??

Ok

Hmm imagine!!!

JUST SAY YOU WANT US TO BREAKUP....
WHICH ONE IS "UNLOCK YOUR PHONE LET ME CHECK SOMETHING"

Learn how to satisfy your woman with it even when it's small. I mean your salary �✌�

You can't expect her to quickly reply your: "How are you" Whilst another Guy is asking her "What's your account number?My Brother Stop Joking.

This one na miracle or?

Meanwhile Nobody cheat more than slim guys, those brooms want to sweep every house

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Ok

You are short and you are complaining that people look down on you, if they look up, would they see you?

A real man doesn't beat her woman with his hands.
He lay her down on the bed and beat her with his natural cane and the woman will settle down for nine months. She will cry later alone in the maternity room�

At least once in a while,you �dress well, look good and go price a car .
Just to shock poverty �

Passionate888:
It's like Klans also drink Chelsea

or esperente or whatever the name is..

Lol
If you ever found love In Nigeria
You should also try to play lotto because you are lucky.�

Even in the bible,the book of Job comes before Romans.so find a job before you get into romance

Anny505:
Dem no reach pol science oo, for Town campus na pol science, sociology and dem fine art get frat men pass....Fine Art been skip my memory oo

but I don't think we have such for perm site because everywhere is cool..

So that pizza he bought you that one time is the reason you telling people he sacrificed a lot for you. Girls you are full of drama.��‍♂️

You've been in your room for hours alone, you feel like you need to fart then after doing so you hear a knock on the door it's when you will realize that the devil exist.

Nigerians!

Very

nice

LORD sanitized my spirit and put my enemies in lockdown even those who pretend to love me, quarantine them for me
In Jesus name, Amen

Bullion family

My brother if a lady commits suicide because of you she really loves you just marry her.�

No condoms, no postinor 2. 700 wives, 300 concubines yet just 3 children. King Solomon you be real man���‍♂️

Go and marry .m go and marry!!
... It's the same people that will give you empty envelops
Wicked people