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Stop telling others about your problems
20% are glad you have it and
80% don't care!�

Being a man is cool, you deny your relatives money they blame your wife �

No matter how very serious your relationship could be,Your boyfriend or girlfriend is always single in every document he or she fills���

No



Womanizing is an expensive business with no profit but only loses, do not invest on it. Get a good wife & build a family.��

Some husbands hold their wife's hand in malls because if they leave her she will go for shopping, it looks romantic but its economic. Men are wise�

Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when shit goes down!�

*"LOOK AT YOUR MATE"*
This statement has pushed many people into unprepared marriages, prisons and their early graves.

Don't let anyone pressurise you into what you are not prepared for.
*BE WISE*

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Some of you can't enjoy your relationship because you are busy trying to catch your partner cheating. �

Some Ladies be replying fast until you ask them to visit, then suddenly their battery dies�

She invites you for lunch You Carry a condom in your pocket�
For What??

What if we sprinkled sanitizer on the clouds so when it rains the whole country would be sanitized �

Bullshvt hogwash! E no shake us again

Regrets are like grandchildren, they come many years after the event! �

So baba don finally agree that he is a cultist!

Ladies don't like it when you ask them their age, but she'll kill you if you forget her Birthday�

Girls will argue with you for 30 minutes and then be like I am not even going to argue with you.

Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a Skill that should be added to a man CV.�

Maintain relationships with people.
That's one thing young people learn late, they are too quick to cut off people.

You still need either good or the bad ones to achieve your purpose in life. Even Jesus kept Judas till his last days. �

Eloo

Where do our pictures go when we delete them? ���

My brothers, marry a lady who can cook. Don't marry for love or beauty coz love dies and beauty fades, but hunger remains. �

;DHeartbreak is when you go to someone's house and they ask you what would you like to eat\drink and you say you're OK and they don't insist �

Once a girl enters your room and sees Plasma TV, Fridge,Microwave,my brother believe me a serious relationship has started.

tomdon:
Is it the no sex before marriage that makes her god-fearing??
You've not seen life and you don't know ladies that's why. She could be fúcking someone or many other guys aside you.
Except she's a virgin, fine, but that still doesn't make a woman god-fearing

Bros person no de crack joke with you?

You are praying for a God fearing woman. But when she says no sex before marriage then your eyes will be like a newly recruited wizard��

Kai

Behind every successful man there is a woman.

If you need more success, increase the number of women��

Choosing a good Father for your children is better than choosing a handsome husband for yourself. I know my Volume is okay.��

Side chick carry sugar daddy motor go make hair for sugar daddy wife saloon...Na the matter dem dey settle under rain like this.�

Them lap you inside shuttle, you still de toast babe wey sit beside you

How old were you when you realise that BRA means "breast resting area"? ��

Using a public toilet is so stressful in that
Whenever you hear footsteps you have to clear your throat for them to know you are in.��‍♂️