₦airaland Forum

If she drinks 4 bottles of beer � without getting up to go and urinate! Ma brother just know she can never fall in love again�

bestman09:
I will go and withdraw my balance of N1100 from sterling bank tomorrow.

This is like prospecting for oil in northern part of Nigeria

lol but davido will pumped in money na

Life is like general market, some people come to buy while some come to sell but las las we go all leave market. So be careful the way you treat people because another girls nipples na another girls full breasts.
Sorry for wasting your time, I'm just an upcoming motivational speaker.�

NairaMaster1:
Try that in Buhari house

lol

There's a Level you will reach in life that you won't have to remove your Shoes before entering someone's Parlour.
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If we continue wearing masks for the next 5 years..... our kids will think mouth is also a private part��‍♂️�

Police turn hand, driver pour sanitizer
Till now dey still dey dah Eket road de settle fight �

When she comes around to buy bread with oversized slippers, my brother respect yourself, don't call her. She is in her bf's house.�

When you see a pregnant woman spitting
Just know that the baby inside the womb has farted

enemyofprogress:
Na our national anthem you wan make she sing before?

lol na she sabi

Singing gospel songs when passing dark places at night should be added to the bible, some of us are really praising the LORD that way

Their normal anthem

Lol the world is a small place

LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION is better than DELIVER US FROM ALL EVIL

:If you want to know the strength of a person.
Try to push the toilet door when he/she is inside.

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One Igbo man named "Obi" traveled to Kenya to spend Naira.
That's how "Nairaobi" was formed.

Never give up in life, who ever believe that face mask will compete and defeat lipstick in the world market.

Jh0wsef:
Lol. You never retire?

lol, bro you still de alive?

We don't Chat Nigerian girls, we interview them. If you got nothing to ask she has nothing to say...
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Dear money,

Social distancing doesn't concern you in anyway. Please come closer, thanks. ��

Your rich friends have information that will make you rich too, but if they tell you , who will carry the cooler box? �

Herbalists in madagascar have found a cure of covid 19 while herbalists in Nigeria still focusing on pen#s enlargement ��

The main difference between your friends� and your parents� is that, your parents will talk bad about you in your presence� and praise you behind your back� while your friends will praise you in your face and talk nonsense behind your back..�Awon Werey ore!! �

A brave man is the one who has a running stomach and at the same time he wants to fart.�

Lol

The Friends You Have Now Are What Your Children Will Call "Connections In Future".Now can you see how your children are going to suffer my friend ?�

Don't judge boobs by its cover �

Touch and discover �
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K

�"come and visit me" sounds like sex to ladies but " send me your account number" sounds like prophetic healing to them...� nonsense �

When we make it to Jan 2021 I will add "2020 SURVIVER" on my CV. �

Eishhh!!!

I think the chinese should also start teaching us kung fu by force, like the way they are forcing us to live with corona virus covid-19�

Very nice


Some Men Are Now Employing Their Side Chicks As Their Kids Lesson Teachers �
Women Take Note They Have Changed The Game �
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