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Don't pray for your enemies to die, i tell you
You might bury all your relatives�

Inside life gan...

Gay rescued a girl who was about to be rape by a guy then raped the guy.�

Apart From Pandemic, Quarantine, Lockdown, palliative, What Other English Word(s) Has Coronavirus Taught You ?? �

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Markets opened before schools, with this few point of mine, I hope I've been able to convince you all that Traders are better than Teachers�

Hmm Nigerians

Ice cube is just a water going through hard times �

Prevention is better than cure, act now!!!


I only pity the residents because to move to new apartment in lagos is big wah!

You are lucky you are in 2020 ,imagine if this happened in 2005 chilling the whole month in the house with your Nokia 3310.Busy playing snake xenzia.�

Lockdown May End or May not End by May End it May extend,but May will End by May End as it May Not wait for Lockdown to end

Thomthom:
The experience I had was when I wore a blue face cap for field work.... I over head some small boys like 17 to 18 years saying who be this man self.. if he pass here again he go pull that cap... All my assignment that day I did not move close to were those boys sit down... After the day s job I called one of my friend which I know say Na member but I dey do like say I no code.. Guy see waiting I see today for work ooo.. my guy just start dey para who be that this who be that that.. tomorrow control me make I follow you... I just laugh.. No worry my guy tomorrow I go wear black cap.. To cut the story shot.. I did not see the boys the second day on that spot... But when I went back to office to report the days job.. The way some guys come dey look me for office that dey ee I no come understand... Omo Na ordinary head I dey take enter sun.... Since i can't were cap in peace..

;Dwalahi this is funny, I can relate

Nice development

A man cannot make 2 women happy
One of them must suffer but
A woman can make 7 men happy and all their wallets suffer�

Coming from this man? Lol

Lol

Lol double wahala for dead body.


There's a difference between STOP and STOP JHOOR

There won't teach you this in school �

If you know you know �

He is toasting you and you are asking him
If he doesn't have a girlfriend
My sister have you ever seen someone going to buy clothes naked��‍♂️

Wow goodnews

Nigerians!!!!!
Stop calling it charger...it is called electromagnetic proton converter���

Queenkofoworola:
end time is not coming in the next 500 years

I doubt sha, the signs are here

Oh no, sad life!

Oh no why end time come start for my age

My brother learn to understand women
When she says "what!"
It is not because she didn't hear you
She is just giving you a chance to change what you said
Please don't repeat those words�

AngryIgboMan:
That same day he wore that cloth and face cap was the day he was killed.

If Nigeria had good intelligence teams, they would have deciphered that the young man was probably mapped from Facebook.

Because that picture in that cap with the other guy was uploaded on Facebook same day he was killed.

seriously! That means that area is so bloody that you can be killed for common cap?

Chai very bad, and na with that same cloth he wore in snapping they drop him,

How old were you when you realized that COVID-19 means the Chinese Organized Virus In December 2019?

Jesu!

Doctors should do something about covid-19, these days everyday is everyday.... Sunday is gradually loosing it's respect please�

Bad news

Goodnews

If she visit you during this lockdown period don't marry her, because she is uncontrollable. If government can't control her, who are you? ��‍♂️

Hmn If a fart� goes through underwear and a pair of Jean's how can a cloth mask� protect person from Corona? ��‍♂️ I

RIP

People do puzzle me much.
Yes we are preventing the spread of covid 19
But wearing a mask while you are alone in the car is like wearing a condom while you are alone in the bed my brother

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