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Corona started in China as a virus and went to Italy as pandemic, finally arrived Nigeria as business..

In Nigeria, We Stay At Home In The Morning To Isolate Till Evening When The Virus Is Asleep... Then, We Come Out To Drink Beer�

Never in my life would I imagine that my hands would take more Alcohol than my mouth�

Hmm, things de happen for markudi ooo, thank God uyo na peaceful area

Seriously?

Kai

The Corona we have in Africa is different from the one in Italy, China, Spain and America. If you know you know
The one we have is COVID-419�

Are we to write RIP?

After all dis Corona wahala, u go start 2 hear wedding colours like: Quarantine Green & Isolated yellow. Pandemic purple & covid blue. Indoor white & shutdown blue. Sanitizer white & mask peach.

I trust my 9ja slay queens�

Lol Nigerians

Anytime my crush walk pass me, in my mind, I only wish we were chickens
if you know u know. �

OK The person that gave NCDC our phone numbers should also give Federal Government our account numbers. ��

Ok

Nice

Chinese president finally speaks on Corona virus and 5G
He said America tu moisha lois chu visr la shin Corona vive la abala ncjire 5G
What's your take on this?

APCNig:
Maybe we should appoint Olori Emere, the woman that ate her son's dicck. Or maybe we should select Oyiboyi that use her eight grandchildren plus their mother as contribution for other witches to eat and enjoy. Make your selection so that I can pass your option to the decision makers.

lol I choose both, one will be president and the other vice president

Our next president must come from Edo or kogi,
Christian and Muslims has failed us.
Let's try witches and wizard's �

Na man way never experience heartbreak they use woman do profile picture❌

Hope

People Who Are Busy Saying Pastors Are Quiet About Covid-19, What Are The Ancestors Saying??

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FG declare Friday and Monday public holiday.

Me: the public holiday has to be postponed o. We cant have holiday inside holiday�

I don't understand, was he using English to say all these?

sylve11:
Be like your baby don give you shocker o.

lol if you know you know..

No matter how comfortable you can be in a relationship, never visit your partner unannounced �

Calabar Police released 350 dangerous Dogs into the streets to compel People to stay at home...Now it is left with only 11 dogs.

People are funny. Even the jobless people are shouting we can't stay at home for 14 days and you've been staying at home for 4 years�

Nothing last forever
Even the breasts that's looking at your face today will be looking at your shoes tomorrow.

������ Boredom?

Nice story for isolation period

20 YEARS LATER MY KIDS: Dad tell us about 2020.

ME: Sips wine and Sighs...

"It all started hen Liverpool wanted to win the League"

See talk

Those guys without beards, how do you feel when washing your face?� feels like you're washing mango right?�

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For those with mouth odour wearing face mask ...ENJOY THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOUR��

IF you don't have money
Everything you say at a family gathering sounds as if you're causing confusion

Having sex with a maid is not easy to live with. Whenever you hear her say "auntie I want to tell you something".... you can even develop symptoms of COVID 19.��

March 2014 ebola
March 2017 lassa fever
March 2020 corona virus
And they will say legend are born in March �virus children

timbs001:
Funny but true. Some weddings planned to hold before the lockdown may never hold again. Some will think more clearly and realize they were about making a mistake and now given a second chance.

chai devil at work

For those weddings cancelled because of this coronavirus. God is giving you a second chance to think about it..!�