₦airaland Forum

Men are trash says the gender that got us kicked out of the garden of Eden.

Ladies before you handover your breast to a man first check how he drinks sachet water���

Guys please pray for your mothers. Only few ladies still want their mother in-law alive. �

is this for real??

Blessed are those who finish their salaries in December....for they will know the true meaning of endurance in January

A man can be in UK but still not OK
He can live in US and still be USELESS
Everything comes from ABOVE not ABROAD���

Girls can be wicked, imagine "My bf likes music very much and plays it during sex but he cums before the chorus"

Do short people also start their stories like.....When I was l little or they just say "As I am today...

Ubdavis:
Very graphic!

hahaha, are you a prophet ??

dumahi:
You are from Edo State. True or false? Lol.

lol, NO

brb

"Wishing all my fidus Achates a splendiferous Yuletide whilst committing you into the beneficent bosom of the Great Geometrician of the Universe for a cornucopia of Cosmic blessings in the ensuing year!"

very simple case, and He is acting as if it is that complicated, why not discard the gifts since it is not that expensive, later when you go there, you start your fkcuking again..

Did you know that "the smiles of beautiful woman are the tears of a man's wallet?".

Dear Ladies,
Not all men who wear suits are rich,some are just seventh Day Adventist members.

All the school in the world can give you
PHD
MSc
BSc
HND
OND
But only a man can make you a
Mrs so be Humble.. ��

If you hear a lady saying "my child is my everything", just know the husband ran away long time ago.

Imagine if women had to orgasm in order to get pregnant by men. There would be like, 8 people in the world.

If you are looking for a wife /husband material in Church go to mid-week services,Slay queens and Slay kings only appear on Sundays���

I pity this man for wasting his money...

The ability to control tears when food doesn't get to you in an occasion is the highest form of maturity �

Don't date a girl with a screen cracked phone cos that will be your first relationship project my brother

every time you visit your boyfriend his phone is on flight mode... my sister are you dating a pilot

Being lonely poses a greater risk to your health than being obese-- Loneliness increases your risk of premature death by 50% while being obeseincreases the risk by 30%.

Nothing makes a girl more happy than when she is about to leave and the guy says "pass me my wallet

The beauty of a Girl on Social media depends with the kind of phone she is using.

Blackberry users, do you still remember when you had pride when we asked you for Picmix or BBM pin.
Look at God now.

The way some Nigerians pray in church can be so silly.
You will hear something like
"Lord use me until I become useless"

<b>If you donate blood at the hospital and get paid for it, what type of money is that??

A girl will be asking for a tall handsome mascular guy but their father is short with big belly and small pink rounded mouth. my sister be humble like your mother

Hustling in Africa will have you storing some weird contacts in your mobile phone like Jimmy Gas, Peter Electricity, Kissmore Diesel, Twilight Rands,Jesca Firewood.

King David saw Bathsheba naked and he married her and she became Queen.Guys ask you for nudes and you tell them stories.My sister read the bible.