₦airaland Forum

Flavour just chop am clean mouth. Any way, na the girls sabi. Celebrity good sha. Too many freebies.

holatin:
Even with all ur education, exagerration no ring a bell 4 ur ear.
So pathetic

Then "stealing is not coRruption" is a figure of speech too.

bondingman:
Can you imagine this assholes
Even if a voice from heaven says vote APC, many Nigerians wouldn't vote
they'll think its d devil

If you read your Bible very well, you will see that satan pretends to be ano angel of light.

Trailblazer1:
I'm beginning to wonder if APC usually disconfigure some peoples brain before they allowed to join as supporters.


Politics apart, I expect every sane Nigerian and more or less a Lagosian to be ashamed of the thief called Tinubu but the reverse is the case

I dey tell you.

APC is becoming presumptious. I'm surprise that people don't see anything wrong with this statement.
I'm beginning to think that those people against GEJ are just tribalists

cozy7:
Oh God!
Imagine what he now does, instead of leading d country RUNNING UP N DOWN AIMLESSLY

But there are others who can't even walk, talkless of run.

okirewaju:
They are getting what is supposed to be reserved for marriage so why worry when they can get a girl/girls to carry out wifely duties

Misplaced piorities- I know someone who is into flashy girls only and these girls in turn needs maintainance which he cannot provide. I keep asking why not go for the girl that you can take care of comfortably. I remember a gist he told me about going out with 1 of his gf to research for her finalyear project w years back, they were together at the taxi rank waiting for more passengers then a car reversed back and called his girlfriend's name, turned out it was an old friend of her's. She went towards the car, spoke with the occcupants, entered the car and they zoomed off leaving her supposed boyfriend who was going to help her with her project work.

Hahahahaha... The guy continue her project ??

Na that kine thing dey make man want deal with every babe him meet.

Iamfrank:
Some prophets can be very heartless o!!!!! See what they made this man go through.

I am speechless

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

When I saw your moniker, I wasnt surprised.

dorocent:
are u a romance therapist?

Hes a sex therapist.

I smelt counter thread. @ topic. How to make a woman squirt.

Her beauty no go don fade after 5 years

Bootybuttchic:
Just came here to fart

Chai. Which kine woman U be ? How U go come mess here ?

IYANGBALI:
our property. He stole our money to aquire dem

Our mney ? Are you from Bayelsa state.

What about those living in Bourdillon road, didn't they steal money ?

cramjones:
Excellent News! Just like fire destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, may fire destroy the following people:

- All those that sponsor terrorism and have allowed it fester for 6 years, only to get serious in the past weeks for political reasons

- those that are inept to human suffering in the NE

- Those who want to remove Jega

- Those who ordered the Ekiti elections to be rigged, and plan to rig the March 28 elections.

- Those who are wasting our billions bribing pastors, emirs and obas

- Those whose wives incite violence, by ordering Nigerians to stone opposition citizens.

- Those who appointed a drug addict and a sex maniac to publicize their campaigns.

May thunder, amadioha, and fire burn them till the learn that power does not belong to them, but to the people.

Click like for an Amen.

God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

CramJones

The prayer is not complete.

May fire burn the house of those people whose plan is to make Nigeria ungovernable because they are bad losers.

May fire burn those who want to impose a sickly man who may not live long, on our country.

May thunder fire those who want to be the biggest landlord in Nigeria.

All those flying with brooms at night to suck human blood, Holy Ghost fire destroy them. Amen.

JayAyede:
Na so GEJ ma go die.

Na so u go die or your family member.

The lady in the first pic. I also like that one with poka dot pants.

anigbajumo:
oya make I correct u nd listen wella...The appointment of jega was rectified by da senate of FRN,nd z removal MUST also b rectified by TWO-THIRD majourity of da senate....Even to undstnd da constitutional meani,one needs to examine da opening sentence of section 158, which is clear that "disciplinary control of INEC cannot b directed by d CIVIL SERVICE RULES or EVEN BY D PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA"

GEJ does not need to sack Jega. ALl he needs to do is to send him for compulsory leave as he did to the CBN governor.
If GEJ does it, nothing will happen.

Alimtoheeb:
What the hell is d problem of this man, he keep on jumping from one place to another, i dont think he has lay his hand on any project since he assume position dat he will surely be taken away from him when the Game CHANGER come to position. What is his problem. I see skeleton in his cupboard.

Did U read what he said I don't think so.

There's nothing you can do. Just don't say anything to her or him. You should rather be glad U found them out.

It can't be true. After saying Tinubu has bad breadth and that he takes 20 tablets a day FFK will stand by his words.

O boy see the man face . He even has the guts to send his security aides to attack someone. Chai Nigeria.

Kelklein:
.disagree to disagree.... na wa for this country o

meanwhile in other news

"The New York Times, one of the
greatest and most
influential institutions in the world,
has described
President Jonathan as a lousy
president. Christiane
Amanpour described Jonathan as a
failed head of
state. The Economists magazine
described the
Jonathan government as a failed
regime. General
Theophilus Danjuma says Jonathan is
rewarding
crime and encouraging more people
to go into it.
Senator McCain says Jonathan’s
government is
practically not existing and therefore
America
should just help Nigeria. Hilary
Clinton says
Jonathan is running a government
that is
supervising the siphoning of
Nigeria’s resources.
This is the verdict of the world and
there is no hope
again for President Jonathan and
PDP in 2015".
Share share share to all Nigerians...
Lets pray well
for d betterment of our dear
country.. ze]

Some of you are happy when your president is ridiculed by foreigners. Do you think the love you more than you love yourself ?

What right as New York Times got to run down our president ? Are they better off ? What about George Bush?

The same America predicted that Nigeria will disintegrate by 2015. We should be careful about Western interference.

If Buhari becomes Head of State, how sure are we that he wont be ridiculed

macpetrus:
Am speechless....

Calling Tinubu corrupt is like doing him a favour. This is Pure Stealing, should share same punishment with Highway Robbers.

Tinubu is not corrupt. He's just ano ole . Call and ole and ole.

XBLadez:
I think it's a Norfolk terrier; compare the similarity with this one. The resemblance to llasa is notable too

I mean the one I posted is a Llasa Aspo. But I'm not so sure of the one OP posted. It's a terrier but don't know the exact type.

XBLadez:
The owner says it's llasa but my uncle, who wants to buy it argues it's not. According to him, it's a cousin to llasa. Smh. Please help

There's a resemblance to llasa Apso. Just check this one out.
Dont know the exact breed of this one.

lordthree:
Lately, I and my girlfriend have been having problems so we broke up two weeks ago and immediately my best friend heard about it she has been behaving weird. She called me to her place and when i got there she was in her underwear and told me to help her pick out clothes to wear it took like ten mins and she was in her underwear all through. She even rubbed her butt a couple of times asking what i thought about it .

Another day while we were talking, she asked if i found her attractive and i said i did but we are just friends then she asked why I'm not emotional with her, i said i have a girlfriend, she said "you have an ex" while saying this she had her hand on my thigh and was stroking it. It took the grace of God to leave there without doing anything

I'm confused. Do i go ahead and give her what she wants or do i just wait till i get back with my girlfriend because we have been dating for a while and sometimes we break up.I'm just confused.

Op, i bet by the time you receive this message, you would have already done it.

SeverusSnape:
I LOVE FAYOSE.
The man is APC number one nightmare, ride on fayose, keep on exposing them and their illiterate Certificateless fanatic candidate.

I dey tell you. If dem like make dem call am thug, hes doing a good job.

This is well known. The father of APC, emperor Tinubu is behind all this.

Very creative indeed. Lets see what will happen after 28th.

delishpot:
so, na her nyansh she dey use do talent ba? She no get anything better to give the world than her nyansh ba?

Men like big yansh nah.

farano:
♥ When they help you choose your clothes and watch you get dressed!

♥ Not knowing how to take compliments. Yeah we love how shy you act sometimes

♥ When they hug you from behind & whisper sweet things in your ear.

♥ Waking you up even in the middle of the night just to have sex

♥ It's very sweet when a guy tries to notice you

♥ When they make their first move to kiss you.

♥ A guy looks sexy when he just looks in your eyes and smiles.

♥ It's cute how a guy in love can't even lie to his girlfriend convincingly.

♥ When they show you their emotional side

♥ He says I love you every day and he means it!

♥ When they give you cute nicknames

You can add yours ladies

When he squirts in your mouth.