₦airaland Forum

payless: I am speechless. Nigerians deserve what they get in return from their government. Jonathan has been a failure. May God work on your life the same way Jonathan and PDP are working on Nigeria's affairs if you disagree with this prayer.

Truth is that even though I don't support GEJ's administration, unfortunately APC are no better !

I know a neighbour who has extremely gigantic butts though she's not fat. Men can't stop staring @ her. And to make matters good for her, she has a very pretty face too. She's beautiful all round, smooth skin, nice teeth, tall and quite fair.
May be the poster cud be that lady.

Its not by force to say "Amen". Amen simply means "let it be so". So U can say the English meaning.

One man's meat is another man's poison. Wud U like ur butt to be as flat as a Chinese man ? If so, let me know.

They are only actIng mature, but they will never work 2geda except a miracle.

Oyibo, make Una see Oh. because yahoo boys are coming back.

BtW, it affected Osaze's game.

This guy is giving Nigerians a bad name. Tomorrow when they start victimising us, we'll cry foul.

Arsenal should have bought him, altho goal keeper isn't our priority.

The man was just talking cocck and bull story as to why Yar Adua's body was sneaked into the country.
He should admit that he's one of the confusionists in this country. Let us allow sleeping dogs to lie.

proevan: Guy go and work, girls are attracted to workaholics ; hope the work dey show for your body.

When U get all the money, make sure U don't become a mugu. Cos I have seen small girls use some so called big boys to pay their bills.
With all your hard work, get a good game.

snthesis: hi Guys,
i just found the love of my life , but the tins is she doesnt send me.- i have sent flowers, bought chocolate, wrote poems but so far nothin for me, pls abeg how do i woo/toast her o, i cant sleep, eat, -pls save a brotha-tanx

p.s
Babes, how wud u like to be toasted, thanks

May be U shud start sending recharge card. Lol. But may be U shud try to ignore her and look for a plan B.

With God, nothing is impossible. Even in her ne weight, she's twice my size.

But why shud the rape ? What's the problem with robbers and raping ?

This is also the after effects of ASUU strike.

What's all the noise about Lekki being a big man's place ? 5months no light ? Its very horrible. But we are in Nigeria. If U go to Abuja, you will see light and water in abundance.

Its not all that glitters that's gold.

Some jobs are boring, but they are still jobs. She shouldn't take it out on any one because she has a boring job. May be she should go into acting or modelling.

20million? Their cars will rot. Let's see how Toyota will make any sale.

BabaAlabi: I hate these kind of stupid posts...How can a student in 300 level be oblivious to the benefits of technology? A lecturer has been calling you with his number and you can't record the details of the call? A lecturer proposes to meet with u in a hotel of your choice and you can't plan to keep area boys in the next room to catch you two in the act? You can't raise an alarm and tell your parents? What about your pastor that's busy collecting your offering money? If you are a coward and can't do any of the above simply sleep with the lecturer and graduate peacefully but if you are wise you would ensure that that's the end of the lecturer's career.
The choice is yours.

Yeah!! You've made important points. If she can get a phone that records voice call, let her do it. The fact that phones have call records is another advantage.
She can so screw up the guy !!

And this is the same ASUU people are trying to defend. Is ASUU truly interested in the students' welfare ? They want the govt to be fair with them, but are the fair with the students ?

What I'll advise her to do is to study hard. She should make sure that she passes all her courses.
She should look for trusted lecturers to confide in. Alternatively, she should contact an influential church member through her pastor. There are some senators in church.
She should do her own part and there should be nothing that the lecturer should hold against her. But she should never ever think of paying the lecturer cos there's no guarantee he will stop.

4 years old is just too small to be spanked like that. I don't know how the teacher beat up the student. Did he beat her on the head or stomach ?
I know some students act possessed. If you've not taught before, you won't understand. U need a lot of self control when dealing with such children.
But I wouldn't deal with a 4 year old with cane.

donphilopus: I thought Boko Haram means "Western Education Is A Sin". Why would a lecturer who has benefitted from western education consider it haram??

Well, if U call Arabic education Western education, then you have a point. I should not be surprised that he's an Arabic instructor :
Every other ArAbic/Islamic lecturer are suspect. Ps note.

izuplayspiano: If u expect me to receive them with open arms, then I also expect u to do the same to Illuminati when they come knocking on your door. I suggrst u go and read about them before u call them Christians.

Hahahahaha.

But the point about JW is that they are unteachable. They don't want U to preach to them, but they want to preach to you.
When they see white in the Bible, they call it black. They are obstinate.

He should be punished but I don't think death sentence is the best cos no life was lost and there was no use of real weapons.

I know a woman who wanted to loose weight. She says she doesn't eat too much. But I've noticed that whenever she cooks, she will first of all taste some pieces of meat to see if it is well cooked. After tasting the meat, she waits for some time before tasting a plate of soup.
After tasting enough, she dishes out every body's food and her's is the largest portion. After eating, she tops it up with giant pepsi or small stout. If she's very buoyant, she can as well buy a packet of fruit juice.

This guy is humungous !! O boy, I no want this height oh.

[quote author=suco_50]Dude must be hypertensive and must have over-stressed himself without adequate rest. However, RIP to the dead.

Less I forget, this is progress ! I'm on first page ! So cool ..Next aim is the top [/quote]Reporter of bad news and you are happy to make front page. If it was those days, you would have your head cut off for bringing bad news.

My first fone was stolen in Aja during those days Olumegbon and his boys were causing trouble. When I was about to board a bus , I saw policemen everywhere with guns and they were asking us to raise up our hands.
Then I saw one area boy touching people as if he was trying to play. He came and hugged and started touching me, right in front of the policemen. B4 I knew, my fone was gone.

Nigeria is doing fine , though they didn't start well.

Ayomax: with stolen money, children of Idi Amin ex.President of Uganda were not allowed to enjoy da stolen money their father looted while he was in office by the govt but in my country we celebrate them.

My brother, I dey tell U. They will still be the ones to get the jobs and contracts.

weazley: our money wey im papa steal, nonsense
d way d girl extra fyn de vex me sef... money na very annoyin tin if u dont av it.
as cute as i look i have neva dated a girl as pretty as dis one, and look at d dude dat wil b givin ha gangnam at nyt.. damn.. i must make money.

Don't be a miserable weasle. Eeya, take heart.

rattlesnake: MAKE ALL OF UNA GO CHOP UNA BCS AND MSC AND PHD.....SEE PEOPLE WEY NO NO BOOK..NA DEM ALIKO DEM GO HEIR WEDDING...SHAMEEEEE ON EDUCATION

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O boy na wetin make we do nah ? Abi make we unschool ourselves ?

homesteady: @the last picture - is that body-guard wearing a singlet? Who does that?? Couldn't he get a suit to wear? Or if a Suit is too expensive, a body hug shirt will be okay!

May be he wants to show every one that he's a bouncer/body guard. The reasonable ones are dressed in smart uniforms of suites.

This is the junior form of obesity.