₦airaland Forum

Funjosh:
Hello good evening Nairalanders please I noticed swarm of bees around a tree in our compounds and don't know how to send them packing because of the children around. People that are seeing it are saying they are dangerous, please what can we do about it

U see problem, I see honey.

Funkybabee:
These are the facts about men character, ladies of nowadays should beware don't let them keep teasing you again.




1 they can never love one girl/ladies
2 love sex more than love
3 talented In lying
4 talk softly while conning a lady
5 heart breakers
6 can promise girl heaven and earth
7 fear pregnancy but hate protected sex

no bash pls and ladies can add to it

Congrats. No need to marry

benedictnsi:
[size=14pt] it's her time.... So let her enjoy the benefits therein....

Before his father became the president of Nigeria, 98% OF NIGERIANS NEVER KNEW HER....

Life na turn by turn sha.... [/size]

You can see bokoharam sympathozers sending their children to school and in a Christian country for that matter

Leopard2A7:
You will never find omenka on a thread like this to condemn these invaders from Fouta Jallon because they are his sai baba's people.

I have never seen a creature like om**k* before I tell you.

I bet you he is somewhere knocking his head on the wall screaming 'Sai baba!' at the top of his voice while the demonic fulani invaders are about to use his grand father's compound as grazing field.

I did not break any rule here ooo, there is no nairalander like om**k*.

Some people have eaten Aisha's jollof rice ( I mean the Aisha in the Haliburton scandal ) and it has reset their brains. Aisha's rice turn people into zombies.

ayukdaboss:
Aisha Buhari is NOT from Daura my brother. We should try to do some research and do some personal thinking before believing rubbish from some silly Governor. I've done my own research and it's very obvious Fayose is fooling around. I'm very sure he knows that the Aisha Buhari being talked about wasn't the President's wife. Fayose knows it himself.

Some women do claim where their husbands do come from.
You know what, the details in the passport is even sketchy.

Buhari is not a serious person. He gets angry when Biafra clamour for separation but this same man supports the independence of Palestine.

1bkaye:
More. I really want to believe she's been hacked lol

So she's 45 years old ? . It she married 30 years ago, it means she was 15 . . Fear catch me O.

Juju everywhere..

ayukdaboss:
You are just as foolish as the person you're trying to support. According to that big fool called phockphockman, there is only 1 Aisha Muhammadu Buhari in the whole of Nigeria right? And your empty cannot tell you otherwise. Cover your face in shame

There might be many Aisha Buharis. But how many of them come from Daura ? How many of them have such high level of connection ? My guy, think about it.

PhockPhockMan:
Fantastically Corrupt people everywhere....
In order for your president to divert attention, and rescue his wife from the Halliburton Scandal, they resorted in replacing His Wife with an Innocent Woman.
This is so devilish, and highest level of Corruption!!!
How much was given to this poor innocent woman, that made her accept to linked herself in a crime she knows nothing about.
How possible is that someone from the same village(Daura) will bear the same Name(Aisha), same Husband name(Mohammadu), and same husband Surname (Buhari) .??
We all know who is AISHA MOHAMMADU BUHARI!!! And we all know it not this woman here.!!!
How can it be possible that this Innocent very poor looking woman will collaborate with big shots like OBJ, Atiku Wife, USA Senator to carry out such a huge corruption acts!??
If she is this powerful to dine with those big shots, were has she been, that no one knows her
Does it mean that USA does not know what they are saying.

Who said Buhari is not corrupt??
They know how to forge, ... they first Forged Buhari Certificate and used billions to hire big lawyers to defend criminality and they also forged National Budget and padded it severally... now this one...

That is the question zombies refuse to ask.....

IAMJojo:
Its no mean feat what she has amcomplish but u need to undastand its diff scenario,i knw many guys n girls alike who have similar goals bt dis naija system wouldnt allow,how many banks would grant u loans to start up little business,its d system nt d youths,nigerian youths are handworking people,give them a chance u will c them flourish.
Lets pray d system changes

I'm tired of people bashing Nigerian youths. There's one thing motivating them, there's another thing bashing them. Our system is so messed up that it's difficult for us. But we have Nigerian youths doing well in other sectors.

mrvitalis:
A man from China came abs said u can pick money on the streets of Nigeria... I doubted but now my eyes have opened

Anybody above 35 carrying poverty in this country is a lazy f**l

How did he go about it ? What exactly does he do ?

Bigmillz:
This long snake was killed by my cousins when they were returning from the field this morning. Thank God non of them was hurt.


Bigmillz

You people are dwindling our wild life. I hope one day that the killing of animal species will be criminalised. 5 years minimum.

depressedgurl:
Hi all.
I don't even know where to start from. I have been suffering from depression since my teen years and its been off and on. Sometimes it gets better and sometimes it gets worse and this has also been the reason for my weight fluctuation as I am an emotional eater.

So this is the fattest I have been and I feel so ugly and don't really want to go anywhere anymore because people always make comments about my weight and this makes me feel very bad. A person knows when they haive gained weight and when they are fat. People don't need to keep rubbing it on their faces.

Anyways my boyfriend loves really slim women. He does not like a women fat. When am with him and he thinks am not watching I see how he looks at other slim women. All his ex gf have been slim and were ever slimmer than I was when we first met. I just feel so unloved and don't feel much support. I am trying to lose weight even if it means the quick way like pills etc as am tired of feeling this way.

I tend to gain weight more on the down part my butt, hips and thighs and then my top. I would really appreciate if anyone could recommend something they have used that really worked?

P.s please don't bash me or insult me. It took a lot to post these pics and I know I am fat so that is not the issue.

If you gain weight on you hips and thighs, it's not too bad. It's better than gaining on your stomach and arms. Fact is, ensure you maintain a flat stomach and slim hands no matter what. No kill yourself.

shyling:
Flirtykaren get an education. Her Royal majesty was talking about gender equity.

I think they are both speaking from different contexts. A woman should have equal opportunities as men and should not be treated as inferior to their male counterparts.
What the princess or queen was trying to say is that there are certain roles a man can play best. (It's a man's world, afterall). Women are not configured for certain things same as men. But the problem we have are feminist who want to make women the heard of the home.

DrFerlie:
I have decided to create a thread for drilling engineers and drilling supervisors ( company man ), so that we can share experience and best practices.

I am currently working on a BOD for a deepwater field development - drilling and completion.


Guys, come in and let's discuss.

Wow..,.. It's been a while. Concluded mud engineering from pti. How's your end ?

abuayman:
Hmmm, Una see the kind pretending wey old men de do ba

Funny pic. It beats my imagination why Amaechi and Fashola who have cases of corruption are made ministers. There's no fight against corruption. It's a charade. Obj even did better.

Bryan12:
Google Andrew carnegie

He was a wealthy industrialist, no doubt. But at least he got help from a Col, who gave him books to read.
Well, as for the guy in question, he can make it. God knows best.

21dadi8mi:
the problem is the guy is made in the street found in the street. street life is very hard to transform easily ehm just like that! have seen area boys that were empowered by govt at the end they return to the street. that dosent stop you to help other.

I agree with your views. May be Olajumoke is an exception.

Bryan12:
He wants to be a self made-man.Thats the kinda man I'm working myself to be

No body is really a self made man. At some points in time every successful man was assisted. Is Mark Zuckerberg, Ronaldo, Dangote, Adenuga or Trump ?

idupaul:
Funny he doesn't want to be known but he is flaunting 4 million USD in these times when forex is in short demand ..I am sure kidnappers have taken note

He no dey PH. Make him dey Ph and make him begin flaunt money like this.

olimeh13:
This week rain has done more harm than good to the people that lives close to the coastal areas in Lagos state most especially Lekki and Ajah area...

View pictures below

. Pls what part of Ajah is this ?

bamirotola:
Are you telling me Buhari and arase does not have enough facility or capacity to contain these herdsmen? I think the best thing is to allow each state police force to operate independently like d NYPD, LAPD and the likes... The bill of providing grazing land for em in each is an agenda to infiltrate terrorise d south.. they should all go back to their homeland, get a grazing land there and these whole poo will be settled.. USA and other European country eats beef and you can't find any farmer moving around.. our house of rep and d assembly have lost their priorities.. they need to goo back to the drawing board, make standard policies in each parastatals, and enforce it...that's definitely after cleaning,flushing and strenghting d judiciary system... only God can save our country.. My kids cannot grow up in dis country where lamentation is d song on people everyday... God Bless Nigeria

My brother, propaganda is the order of the day. They say they've defeated bh, but the herdsmen have killed more people of recent. Zombies arw part of the problem too.

BrideOfDracula:
Hmmm, mind if I raise the number to 151?

*frantically sends a PM*

But you are bride to dracula...

ivyT:
ain't no gate or fence,so I entered

You can add your experience. Keep the ball rolling

Djboosting:
Lol.. See ego, well it happens.. But the society has always restricted ladies from doing that "wooing"

Ladies do it but they are subtle. The bolder ones might introduce themselves to you first.
Good work. Tell us how you can be thst charming.

hackban:
true experience.
A compound had been experiencing theft and other vices lately.
Residents of the compound once found items like local pistol, knives, instruments for breaking doors etc under a water drum.
Residents complains constantly of people discussing there in the midnight.
They decided to mount watch to avoid there environs used for robbery preparation etc.
One night they found a guy there, 'oga wetin you dry do here?'
the young guy said I dey smoke dey take air.
They said we no dey allow person smoke for here, the guy refused to leave.
The residents decided to report the case to Agip road police station.
I was among those who went to the station. We narrated the incidence to the police officers on duty, they asked us to pay two thousand naira to write our statement and another two thousand naira for one policeman to walk with us (way less than 300 metres away) to ask the guy to leave.
I was disgusted and I wanted us to leave but the elderly ones among us said let's just pay, we paid and no receipt was given to us as they said they are out of receipts booklets.
As soon as we stepped out of the police office and while still in the police premises, they called us that the smoking man has left the place. We turned to police oya give us back our money...na there wahala start
long and short was that they threatened to lock me up for insisting on collecting our money. We were not refunded our fraudulently obtained money. disgusting set of humans.

Hahahahaaa..... Dem do play una one chance. I pray say make I no get anything do with police.