₦airaland Forum

apcmustwin:
well I stay in the north and I can confidently tell you the only area you can't fault this government is in security. Of course bokoharam can't not be crushed completely. There will still be sporadic attacks here and there but believe me they have "technically" been defeated. Even the most advanced nations in the world still get attacked by terrorist despite their sophisticated and advanced technology. So Mr, we can't rule out attacks here and there.
If there's anything I will give this govt a pass mark on its on security. U can't completely annihilate terrorism Mr

U forgot to mention what part of the North you reside.

When it becomes too much it is disgusting. Let her reduce 30% of her mass.

Diamondqueen:
Do you think her size is too skinny? Would you date this size?

From waist up, I like it. But laps a bit too slim. At least she get bosom.

adonbilivit:
is it fair? her phone got stolen, she claimed. I got her a new phone. after buying her the phone she started travelling as if she is now Amaechi( minister of transport). what annoys me is the fact that it is the phone that I gave her that she uses to make plans with the guy(s) she is visiting. she hardly picks my calls. she doesn't want to show me appreciation for my kind gestures. Now she just flashed me and I called her. guess what she told me? please try...she said she would want us to meet this evening. now I know she wants to ask me for money but I am thinking of using this opportunity to collect back the phone I gave her and then kick her out of my life.

adonbilivit, today you go bilivit. Sorry for your hurt. She has played you one chance. It's painful but be careful next time. Don't use gifts to woo a woman.

saintandsinnerz:
Bro don't get it twisted. Wall Street is different fr Wall Street Journal. Wall Street is a street in New York where the American stock exchange and other financial institutions are located, hence the the American stock exchange is regarded as the Wall Street. In fact, the Wall Street is where the world's two largeat stock exchanges are located - the New York stock exchange and NASDAQ. So anytime you hear American Wall Street just know they are referring to American stock exchange.
In the other hand, the Wall Street Journal is a business-focusesd daily newspaper based also in New York. It is the largest newspaper in America based on circulation and readership. It's a highly respected newspaper in America. It has won many reputable prizes! It only dserived its name from the Wall Street and should not be confused as the Wall Street which has now become a metonym for American stock exchange. So anytime you hear the Wall Street just known they are referring to America's stock exchanges and financial centre

Lol. Some people be olodo. I no know whether your education go help am.

Agunnewi:
My attention has been drawn to the fact that GMB hired 13 SANs and 10 lawyers to defend his inability to show the world his WAEC Certificate. That is not good for this democracy…

They said the Military board under GEJ hid GMB's WAEC certificate Today, GMB is President. So who is still hiding Buhari's certificate...

We are not wailing for GMB to show us his certificate (you can't give what you don't have) But to let the world know the scam that he is.

We need to let future generations know that Once upon a time, A Nigerian President was scammed into office without a basic WAEC Certificate

Posterity and future generations need to know That a President was asked to show his WAEC Certificate but he rather went to bring 13 SANs.

Zombies will think contrary.

This is shameful

MadamExcellency:
Comprehension is your problem.

US Government pronounced a guilty verdict on our congressmen without fair hearing over a gossip by disgruntled hotel staff and this move by US has never happened before in the history of this country. This is the same way EFCC under Buhari has been doing on pages of newspapers and on Internet which is a bad precedence.

US doesn't cancel visas in such circumstances rather they wait to apprehend the suspects on their next visit for possible trial hence I am suspicious of the step taken so far by US. This is a setup to tarnish the image of the pillar of Nigeria's democratic institution.

The image has already been tarnished. When ur president jeep saying Nigerians a corrupt whatbdo you expect

jaelz:
Okay see the huge bush meat i killed in my kitchen this morning, i have seen so many threads here on Nairaland here where people happily showed off the bush meat the killed and prepared for themselves but in this case i couldn't do that cause of two reasons:

1.) Being that i had to make it to work and so i couldn't prepare it

2.) Even though i didn't have to go to work i don't even know how to prepare it ma so njoy....

cc:mynd44, lalasticlala, seun, onila, prettythicksme, praizeblog

Op, be careful of ebola

Thank God. One less bokoharam from the street.

Hmmm. Whenever you hear large sum of money, watch out. There'll be k leg somewhere.

kaayposh:

Is that Femi Adesina. Op you be laia sha.

What a waste

Built2last:
please edit the countries to read Malaysia and Qatar as against how you spelt it.

If you have intent to do drugs, go to Malaysia...they do either drugs or Yahoo. Igbo boys run the drug business there.

Yoruba boys control the Yahoo. visited there last year en-route Bangkok and chatted with some boys, could not wait to get out.

Qatar is a slave heaven for blacks. you are likely to get construction job as a black which pays slightly well but be sure to leave clean. they kill blacks without noise. Its about one of the richest country in the world with a solid GDP. its a small country of about 2 million people, less than Lagos Island.

Dubai is a tourist nation and mostly transit for most people. Its most favourable for women to survive there than men. Their police no dey chew gum but qworo. they catch you without job or loitering its about 50k to bail you and they will bundle you for the next flight for naija.

Your best bet here is South Africa

Hope I helped.

But if your uncle is giving you up to 500k to travel, its better you start life with it here and go into business. I have been to over 27 nations of the world mostly for business and family vacation. No place like Naija... If you need business ideas and ready to work hard let me know. I could offer free advice to you.

That is interesting. So what biz ideas can you help with ? Also interested.

moderatorr1:
SAP is the world's most powerful and most widely used ERP software. It was started in the 80s by a german company and is now used all over the world by big firms . Its also used in nigeria by the biggest firms you know for managing, sales, customers, supply chain, accounting and so on.
Big Companies in Nigeria are constantly searching for SAP professionals and consultants to employ or contract with. If you are hoping to earn big starting from this year, this is my TIP: learn SAP and get certified.

SAP is very large and has many modules. Everyone irrespective of their qualification and school training will find a suitable module to learn.

For instance, a programmer or someone with a technical background would want to learn ABAP, , BI modules
Someone with an accounting and management background would go for FI , CO or HR modules.
There are several others like, supply chain management, Material Management and so on.

You just need to learn SAP and get certified. Training takes 10 days , depending on your understanding capacity, you may need to practice some extra 2 weeks - 1 month before finally taking your SAP exam.

SAP is for very large companies, so if you are certified just be sure you are not going to ever work for a small company. Big companies invest N100m - N500m to implement SAP.
I learnt mine in Uranium Technologies. http://utechng.com
I chose them mostly because of their nice training facilities, environment and connections with employing Canadian firms abroad. And i don't regret.
You can find other SAP trainers near you or use Google to search for SAP training or ERP training in Nigeria.

Goodluck, my one cent.
I'll answer any questions here if i have the time. Otherwise, contact any SAP training website your find on Google and make your inquiries. Some respond fast, such as utechng.com
Thanks

Pls, how long does it take to learn ?
2. Besides your course of study and grade, what chances do u have for a good employment ?
Thanks.

I've hardly heard of any Northern soldier suffer any casualty.

omogerohprecious:
You are sick in the head

He got married to only one woman that left him without bearing a child for him a long time ago ever since then He have been single and facing God's work

U must be sick in the head for talking trash

Single keh

ironheart:
heheheehehehe yours is better, someone gave some people lift the other day at Abuja and when they alighted, he has lost 300k of his company. times are hard, people are getting bad this days, no no dignity and honour.

. U carry that amount of money in a car and still give a lift ?

She fine too much....

olokeded:
Lagosians experienced a heavy downpour early Wednesday morning but what Ajah residents of the state are experiencing is more than the rainfall. Houses,streets and roads were seen taken over by flood at about 8am.


See more photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photos-flood-takes-over-ajah-houses.html

What part of Ajah is this ?

kenny987:
42 fishermen kidnapped? I don't remember seeing any news or report on this o! Can anyone please provide a link of any report on this magnitude of kidnapping last week? Otherwise it's then obvious some major effort is being made to censor news of boko haram attacks to create an impression of technical victory...

How sad for d affected persons!

When the say they are winning the war against bh, they mean that the media is silent.

Adaure4ever:
5. Samuel Eto'o- If this guy propose to me, I CAN NEVER SAY NO.
I really crushed on this guy real bad, his charming smile, his cute face, omg. Let me go and rest my head on a pillow.
Eto'o is smoking hot.
- Oluwa pick up my call.. I need my own o. Hahahahahahaha

What of Drogba ?

iPrevail:
Some people are just dumb, maybe for the fun of it.. Y'all calling him lazy and ineffectual didn't read where he said he wanted to go off to PH and start a job?

To you Op, you'll accomplish nothing through hate.. pata pata Na you e go kill.
Just chill okay? look for other jobs around your area or nearest locality. learn a skill or som'in.

However, follow your guts if you must! If you have a reliable friend you can crash with while trying to get a job.. cool, do it.

No look anybody face o.. This life na only you waka come.

I'm telling you. People here are so mean and harsh. They are quick to attack and call names. This is a faceless forum so people can come and start forming activity.
I feel for the op but hating parents is not the solution. Op speak to your pupsie as well (don't know if he's still alive.)