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midolian:
Baby, can I pay?

It happened some years ago in Malete. This classmate of mine was very much attracted to this babe but didn't know where to start from. He followed her everywhere like the shadow @ night until this day... The babe went to the market to get some things for herself and as usual, my guy was somewhere lurking around. After she picked all she needed to buy, a voice came from no where "baby can I pay?"...the babe turned down this request, paid and left the market without looking back.

b4 we knew it, this gist was already on everyone's lips. For weeks, the yeye wey pple take dis guy do no be for here o!...but my guy no still send...

...And in the end, he got himself the babe.
Only God knows how this happened. As I type this, they are the hottest love birds in town...getting married December, this year.

BOTTOM LINE
Sometimes, the manner of approach doesn't matter. If the babe is meant for you, she will become yours.. someway, somehow, anyhow.

Persistence pays...

Most like herdsmen

Hmmm. Good....

Fair bargain....

ceejay80s:
Wonder why many of u are talking like this here, Americans and European kids and adults do it in their country for fun, I watch movies and I see that they skate in streets , why our own do the same and all of una dey vex

Do they hang on danfo ? Apart from that, he doesn't deserve what he got.

henryanna36:
The skater pictured above was allegedly holding hands onto a fast moving danfo from Ajah heading to Lekki when the danfo slammed him on the highway leaving him with severe injuries and a broken right leg. An eyewitness who shared the story said the skater was not wearing any protective gear when the accident happened. See more photos below;  

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/skater-left-with-broken-leg-after-he-is.html

These skater guys should be careful. Sometimes I see them do crazy things on the highway. I hope his story doesn't end up in 1000 ways to die.

If oil workers can complain, what do u expect of bankers or teachers ? Abeg oil is still the best.

sumborri:
but it wasn't even my idea. It was my friend oh. She isn't speaking with him too. But look at it, I have never played a prank on her. I am not a prank person. She started it all. Me sef would have died from her own. I have sent messages tire , called and yet no head way. I just feel she is being unfair to me. Knowing its a prank. Do you know when last I cried ? She made me cry, made me faint, yet I forgave. I feel cheated sef.

Lol. Yours was a bit extreme, though. Why use life rat ? It's so one kind. But give her time. If she's still hardened, then leave her. If someone can't forgive it will be hard for you.

osabuohein:
I started my farm in 2013 when I went to the Netherlands for my Master's degree with some money I was able to make working while studying. At first it was not easy I must admit. I started my farm with about 1000 birds. I had a lot more f moralities I won't lie but my dad who also has farm was able to put me through and I learned very fast too.

Today I can even boost of over 7,000 birds (Layers, Broilers, Turkeys and Some Day old chicks as well). I'm also currently constructing a fish pond and starting a tomatoes and onions plantation too. I get a minimum of 300 crates in a day.

That's impressive. It must be capital intensive. How did you begin ? The cost, feeding the chicks, and all ?

Cherishing:
Not as beautiful as I imagined while opening the thread.
Seems Nigerians have an easy way of getting this 1st class degree in Cyprus
Me self wan go collect my own.

All the same Congrats to her.

Nigerians are intelligent and hardworking. It's just that our indigenous schools def all hant

olatunjithomas:
I don't think there is anything on the face of this planet that man won't ingest............. Smh




U
crocodile meat............hell, that sucks!!..............

Some people come dey chop dog join.

The story ehn... . What I don't understand is whether it was Chris or his ex wife who refused to be reconciled.

Untainted007:
Nobody is above the law. So if he's a soldier does it mean he should not be a gud example to others? But I will encourage the police officer to enter into army barracks and arrest other soldiers smoking Indian hemp. It's then I will know he mean business.

. E be like say u no like police.

raker300:
These fools never learn. Same way they handled Boko haram, same way they're handling this.

Don't worry, Fulani will soon start attacking your own pple like Boko haram, then you'll start looking for more Idp camps

People like this never condemned bokoharam. These are the same people defending the herdsmen. Can everybody be wrong about the murderous nature of Fulani herdsmen. He better call his people to order.

PigMeat:
one of the most underated epl player. If he was an england int'l they will make even pogba envy him

U dey mind them ? Dats why English pkayers are overhyped.

SuperSupremo:
if they are to be mixed like that of the church whilst praying they will rub shoulders with women,rub hips,a woman will prostrate in front of men,as you know every part of woman is sensitive therefore anything can happen.


The best is the separation and we never had problem about it till date.

So is it every instance you get aroused by a woman ? Then in that case nau, all women should continue covering up their faces and bodies wherever they go. What's the point being holy in church and unholy outside

babooshka:
if a person u r with messes up when shown love, it's a clear sign that they're not meant 4 u, so u move in. U don't change urself from being d loving person u r, just because d oda person doesn't know how to deal.

This is talking about married couples. Abi will you move on (in) if she doesn't respond to excessive love ?

PigMeat:
where is that "phone number" priest? where is Mbaka when u need him most?
He would have led the protest if it was Jonathan's era. Perhaps buhari has finally given him the phone number he seek for.

It's really a shame. Instead of Mbaka to condemn this act, he's busy prophesying for Buhari. Why are some people like this ? When your voice should be heard, you are quiet. He better not say anything in the media again.

Hahaha.. funny ..

afanide:
Why do you guys always liken Akwa Ibom girls to prostitution, HIV, Sleeping with Dogs and all that?


The other time it was an Akwa Ibom Lady thay sleeps with Dogs. Now this again........

This is a cooked up story.......

But Akwa Ibom women do not practise prostitution more than other tribes.

rapistomenka:
What

Where is Omenka


Oh he is still busy with NgeneUkwuewu

They are quiet. When you mention Deziani or Wike, they will be the first to comment.

SWITANN:
lemme just post mine.

2nd picture, u fine sha. The first one, ur room ehn....make I no talj

iamDiabolic:
Am not an atheist, though most people see me as thiest (but not a religious one though) just attending church for the sake of attending,but deep in my mind am an agnostic.but with kinda things I go through might end up being an atheist, because I don't even feel the if any God exist, cause I have not even felt him before, I watch people catch holy ghost and testifying to seeing angels but not even have I had a dream bout one before. We just have to keep worshiping though we shouldn't believe what we can see,but we worship him due to fear of the unknown.

Sometimes I even pray that if he exist he should show at least show himself in a dream or through a pastor,but he still never show himself to me,he doesn't have any message for me,damn who TF is he,we should keep worshipping him cause he we were told fairytale about one stupid hell they keep threatening us with.

Me and my friends once attended a night vigil,when the pastor was touching all of them head they kept falling (in my mind I was laughing at their funny charade), when it got to my time I didn't fall, I didn't even move back as he was trying to force me to maybe fall, since then i no attend the yeye church.

What am trying to drive at is am beginning to doubt the existence of God and if he doesn't show himself to me one of this days, then I might graduate into an atheist. Mind you oh yea preachers and gullible ones I don't need your preaching and bible verses. I have heard enough of that.

Ok, we don hear. Why u come tell us nah ?

kishimi8:
Islam is all about preventing bad things before they happen by cutting off the source of temptation. When you are about to pray you need to focus, nothing is distracting to man like the site of a woman. So that's why they are separated from each ot in the mosque just to avoid temptation a not for the reasons you assumed ignorantly.


I recall reading of guy going to church only to see and meet ladies or som just focusing on hot women throughout the church service . Some even forget what got them there in the first place. Or is it stories of pastors sleeping with church members, pastors getting distracted by half unclad women?

Use you brain to think logically and extricate yourself from hate.

So upon all the covering, the men will still be distracted .

Was she literally pregnant or figurative

Stanislaus17:
Who's Who?
There are three friends. Amina is older than the one with the RED dress,but younger than the DOCTOR.
Olanna is younger than the one with the YELLOW dress,while Chiamaka is older than the one with the GREEN dress. The TEACHES is younger than the LAWYER.
Give the colour of dress and profession of each friend from youngest to oldest...
This puzzled me for a while until i got the answer..you can try

Chiamaka- yellow dress, doctor.

Amina- green dress, lawyer.

Olanna- red dress, teacher.

Jadonjack:
Things are really happning in this world of ours....

I'm not really close to this my uncles(my dad's younger brother) family but we do meet and chat occasionally.

I was about driving out of the guest house few hrs ago(was dere to see the manager) when I noticed a woman who look familiar walking hand in hand with a strange man into the guest house, I stylishly followed them and I saw clearly that the woman was the same woman I thought her to be( my uncles wife).

I approached the receptionist to asked about what I saw and I was told they were couple and that they come like that 2-3times a month.

I was amazed cos my uncle whom I attended his wedding isn't the one I saw in the guest house, also, he stays in Abeokuta not Lagos whr I saw the "couple".

To affirm what I saw, I called my mum to know the state of their marriage and she said they still lives in abeokuta that it seems the husband(my uncle) is on a business trip.

I left the guest house few minutes ago but I just can't stop thinking...

What the heck is wrong with ladies of nowadays?
What should I do with this information??
What will happen if this information is divulged?? What will happen if its not??

It's good that your father knows. He'll be mature enough to handle it. It's good that someone elderly knows about it. In case something happens, he will remember what he was told.

teekay213:
to marry dey fear me.i have two neighbours,married women that fvck outside.and the most shocking thing is their husbands knows.crazy world.

What sort of husbands are they . Or is it that the women feed them ?

westlius:
So many ladies/women lie about dere age
My aunt lied to her husband dat she was 52yrs when my mom marked 50yrs, her husband was shocked hw can his wife and my mum is age bracket and my aunty is d 2nd child mum is d 8th child of her family. Dat day was a lil war in our plac. My aunty lied to her husband about her age 4 more dan 30yrs. She was 62 claimin 52

. Chai !! Cut by 10 years.

Marriage is better for worse.
I'm sorry for him cos his love is built on false foundation.

Omoluabi16:
And what of the Agbero's? Okay na honest work too

It's even the agbero that the government should go after and not the hawkers, that's the irony.

Justdulla:
Very unreasonable post you made..is the government supposed to provide job for everyone?? or did the government cause the mass influx of citizens to lagos state everyday...What is wrong is wrong,stop spewing thrash online abeg... If you cant reason objectively,then think theoritically.

Things are already tough in Nigeria. It's not as if Nigeria is as developed as the West in terms of infrastructure to cater for all. Government can't employ everybody yet they are making things tough for hustlers. Btw, who says anyone can't come to Lagos ?