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Thank God. One less bokoharam from the street.

Hmmm. Whenever you hear large sum of money, watch out. There'll be k leg somewhere.

kaayposh:

Is that Femi Adesina. Op you be laia sha.

What a waste

Built2last:
please edit the countries to read Malaysia and Qatar as against how you spelt it.

If you have intent to do drugs, go to Malaysia...they do either drugs or Yahoo. Igbo boys run the drug business there.

Yoruba boys control the Yahoo. visited there last year en-route Bangkok and chatted with some boys, could not wait to get out.

Qatar is a slave heaven for blacks. you are likely to get construction job as a black which pays slightly well but be sure to leave clean. they kill blacks without noise. Its about one of the richest country in the world with a solid GDP. its a small country of about 2 million people, less than Lagos Island.

Dubai is a tourist nation and mostly transit for most people. Its most favourable for women to survive there than men. Their police no dey chew gum but qworo. they catch you without job or loitering its about 50k to bail you and they will bundle you for the next flight for naija.

Your best bet here is South Africa

Hope I helped.

But if your uncle is giving you up to 500k to travel, its better you start life with it here and go into business. I have been to over 27 nations of the world mostly for business and family vacation. No place like Naija... If you need business ideas and ready to work hard let me know. I could offer free advice to you.

That is interesting. So what biz ideas can you help with ? Also interested.

moderatorr1:
SAP is the world's most powerful and most widely used ERP software. It was started in the 80s by a german company and is now used all over the world by big firms . Its also used in nigeria by the biggest firms you know for managing, sales, customers, supply chain, accounting and so on.
Big Companies in Nigeria are constantly searching for SAP professionals and consultants to employ or contract with. If you are hoping to earn big starting from this year, this is my TIP: learn SAP and get certified.

SAP is very large and has many modules. Everyone irrespective of their qualification and school training will find a suitable module to learn.

For instance, a programmer or someone with a technical background would want to learn ABAP, , BI modules
Someone with an accounting and management background would go for FI , CO or HR modules.
There are several others like, supply chain management, Material Management and so on.

You just need to learn SAP and get certified. Training takes 10 days , depending on your understanding capacity, you may need to practice some extra 2 weeks - 1 month before finally taking your SAP exam.

SAP is for very large companies, so if you are certified just be sure you are not going to ever work for a small company. Big companies invest N100m - N500m to implement SAP.
I learnt mine in Uranium Technologies. http://utechng.com
I chose them mostly because of their nice training facilities, environment and connections with employing Canadian firms abroad. And i don't regret.
You can find other SAP trainers near you or use Google to search for SAP training or ERP training in Nigeria.

Goodluck, my one cent.
I'll answer any questions here if i have the time. Otherwise, contact any SAP training website your find on Google and make your inquiries. Some respond fast, such as utechng.com
Thanks

Pls, how long does it take to learn ?
2. Besides your course of study and grade, what chances do u have for a good employment ?
Thanks.

I've hardly heard of any Northern soldier suffer any casualty.

omogerohprecious:
You are sick in the head

He got married to only one woman that left him without bearing a child for him a long time ago ever since then He have been single and facing God's work

U must be sick in the head for talking trash

Single keh

ironheart:
heheheehehehe yours is better, someone gave some people lift the other day at Abuja and when they alighted, he has lost 300k of his company. times are hard, people are getting bad this days, no no dignity and honour.

. U carry that amount of money in a car and still give a lift ?

She fine too much....

olokeded:
Lagosians experienced a heavy downpour early Wednesday morning but what Ajah residents of the state are experiencing is more than the rainfall. Houses,streets and roads were seen taken over by flood at about 8am.


See more photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photos-flood-takes-over-ajah-houses.html

What part of Ajah is this ?

kenny987:
42 fishermen kidnapped? I don't remember seeing any news or report on this o! Can anyone please provide a link of any report on this magnitude of kidnapping last week? Otherwise it's then obvious some major effort is being made to censor news of boko haram attacks to create an impression of technical victory...

How sad for d affected persons!

When the say they are winning the war against bh, they mean that the media is silent.

Adaure4ever:
5. Samuel Eto'o- If this guy propose to me, I CAN NEVER SAY NO.
I really crushed on this guy real bad, his charming smile, his cute face, omg. Let me go and rest my head on a pillow.
Eto'o is smoking hot.
- Oluwa pick up my call.. I need my own o. Hahahahahahaha

What of Drogba ?

iPrevail:
Some people are just dumb, maybe for the fun of it.. Y'all calling him lazy and ineffectual didn't read where he said he wanted to go off to PH and start a job?

To you Op, you'll accomplish nothing through hate.. pata pata Na you e go kill.
Just chill okay? look for other jobs around your area or nearest locality. learn a skill or som'in.

However, follow your guts if you must! If you have a reliable friend you can crash with while trying to get a job.. cool, do it.

No look anybody face o.. This life na only you waka come.

I'm telling you. People here are so mean and harsh. They are quick to attack and call names. This is a faceless forum so people can come and start forming activity.
I feel for the op but hating parents is not the solution. Op speak to your pupsie as well (don't know if he's still alive.)

fbtowner:
Name checkers Food don laaaaand


I don't really have much to say I wonder how on earth u think a man that knows you are a prostitute will marry u

it's odd



but I blame Becky for falling for him


mixing business with pleasure doesn't pay but you won't listen


to think of it again in Ajegunle u gave a man 580k to go and deposit in the bank for u


it's either you are lying or u need t be given 580 stokes of cain





The only person that can dupe me on this earth is my mother
and besides we can't call it duping

On a serious note, prostitutes do get married to one if their clients. It's rare oh..

prahcetomi:
And the ref blows for full time

This last image. Lol.

CzarRex:
that awkward moment when FIFA realised that Life is too Short

so they decided to honour the living while he is still alive



hope this not a sign of impending death

. I hope you no be prophet of doom.

bajosky:
Fools will ever remain fools no matter the lies blown into their itching ears.

1.APC = BH Sympathizers during Gej era
2.PMB= A war against Boko Haram is a war against Muslim/North.
3.Pmb/Adamu ciroma ET AL =we will make Nigeria ungovernable for Gej.
3.Borno Governor paying millions of naira as compensation to the family of Boko Haram leader (yusuf)after his death.
4.CDS=Northerner/sympathiser
5.Sambo Dasuki =Northerner
6.Emir Sanusi=ATM
7.TINUBU/APC cronies =secured through petitions to International community especially world powers not to sell arms to Gej govt.
8.USA/Obama =Agent of Nigeria division
9.Buhari Solely appointed by Boko Haram boys to negotiate with FG.
Etc...... .........


Zombies N/B
Gej drastically rooted Boko Haram during the 6weeks extension of 2015 election, making it possible for election to be conducted in all 36 states of the federation and here the so called Chief of Defense is fooling himself and enemies of good work that our Armies under performed during Gej.
But failed to blame PMB for not living up to the expectations that he received from his predecessor after the hand over and his unwise decision to dismantle all the Check points in the country including the North.


Kudos to our gallant Armies
Woe unto our politicians and their BLAME G

People forget so soon. Bokoharam were virtually non existent after Gej left.

Mamog:
its your type that supports PMB's abandonment of governance to pursue treasury looters. look at where we are today.a failed economy.
Can you please tell me:
1. why did PMB not abandon the war on Boko haram till all looted funds by Dasuki and the military top men are retrieved
2. Why did PMB not order the closure of NNPC till all monies supposedly looted by Deziani is recovered
3. Why did the Nigerian not proceed on compulsory leave till Saraki's issue is closed
4. Why did PMB not close NIMASA who paid those monies till those monies are retrieved.
5. why didn't Wike abandon governance in rivers state until Amaechi returns the money he misappropriated on his mono rail project?
now on the issue of maritime university.
6.So because a mechanic swindled you while carrying repairs on your vehicle you will abandon the vehicle with him till returns the peanut he stole from you.
7. why did government not stop oil exportation till all vandals and militants have been arrested..

we are this backward as a nation because people like you support mediocrity because of tribe or party affiliation. the Hon Minister of State for Petroleum asked a simple question ' should we throw away the baby and the bath water' you and Amaechi should answer that question.
what if the land speculators refused to return the money received for the land and are prepared to die will you auction their corpse to retrieve the money?
Please re think .. you are on the wrong side of logic and you are not making any sense at all

1,000 likes. You are one of the good thinkers we have here. Kudos.

la1:
please can you provide a credible link to the bolded?...this is an oft repeated assertion but never backed by any credible evidence..so please kindly oblige us a link.,thank you

I will help you with the link.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/buhari-military-offensive-against-boko-haram-anti-north/149256/

http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/exclusive/stop-killing-boko-haram-members-buhari-tells-fg/

GEJ had his flaws too but part of the problem was the Northern Elders Forum. They nurtured bh and defended their atrocities. U will hear that a bokoharam member escaped police custody. Buhari himself defended bokoharam as his misguided brothers.

gare:
Do you know the actual cost of this project you just posted the project, you are so quick to defend Amaechi when you don't even have the facts and figures, we don't need pictures we need figures.

When you get me the figures we can then value the projects and tell if it's worth the cost.

For your information Amaechi left a lot of projects undone with large amount of monies more than the 13billion he shouting about. Amaechi doesn't have the moral justification to come out and call someone a thief because he is one himself, very soon his own case file will be opened

People forget so soon the monorail Amaechi built which is not up tp 1 km but it over $50m. Just go to Ph and see the structure.

acxlers2014:
My experience buttresses the point that human nature is such that they look out for self first. I met, dated, proposed and did introduction with a lady in her thirties with the anticipation to marry her three months after that. Well I was charged up and ready to go and I was excited about the whole thing. She came over to my station in one of these northern states and she left after few weeks. I had thought everything was fine when I saw her off to the airport. Well a week after her attitude became funny, she started by asking for a postponement on the wedding, then she became very aggressive and later on she barred my numbers and started acting funny. Before I knew what was happening she started insulting me and saying different things about my capabilities as a man. Well by the grace of God I am a doctor in A government hospital and I own a flourishing practice in my domicile. Sadly no matter how much I tried she never seemed to be ready to come back. Well at a point in the deterioration of our relationship she returned my rings engagement and wedding bands and all the gifts I had given her
She was interviewed by her pastor, my pastor, my folks and she reiterated that she was not coming back. I did not relent even after all these but I had even a stronger resolve to carry on with the whole process. I thought it was a moment of temporary set back that maybe she may come through. How wrong was I. Several texts afterwards. She came out with a bold statement " MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE AS I HAVE MOVED ON WITH MINE". IT hurt but is didn't matter to me. Then the deal breaker.......... she sends me conversations between her and a guy who was chiking her via whatsapp and was professing his love to her and she was tripping. With the caption " I WOULD RATHER MOVE ON WITH THIS GUY, HE IS A BETTER MAN TO YOU". She calls up my folks and tell them that I should stay off her back as well as my siblings. That was the CLOSURE I needed and I must say it was a tough call.

As for her family, they supported their own.
Lessons learnt.
The truth is when it is gone don't fight it, just move
on.

Never put your eggs in one basket, the concept of a side chick for every guy is valid, it is for your sanity, little wonder our fathers always seemed to have one

Old women, middle aged women, girls and baby girls are all the same their psyche is way different maybe it has something to do with hormones.

Never stick to an opinionated women, you can't be so silly to think feminism can work in our society

Beautiful women always feel they have an option.

Lastly never compromise your hustle for a woman.

Just reminds me of my friend's experience. He had a girl he wanted to marry. In fact, he was the one who disvirgined her. There was a day sge came to her house and as usual, they made love to each other. He called her the next day and a man picked up the phone.
The man began insulting my friend, " God will punish you for disturbing my girlfriend."
My friend was shocked and livid. He later phoned back and told him he could take her. He said, "I don fuucck am, fuucck am well well."
They broke up eventually, though it pained my friend more. Fact is, love is a risk. It's best not too be too clingy or overly dependent on your mate.

Nigerians have smart brains. We keep on making and breaking records. We are not criminals.

Ezinwa120:
I met this beauty damsel in a child dedication in my home town in Anambra State on 2nd of January 2016.
We started talking until we fell in love and i decided to marry her. Though am still awaiting for her parents consent before i fix the date for formal introduction.
She had directed me to different pastors for this purpose and i had done my own part.
The issue now is that she told me that she had done an operation for lumb in her breast which did not go down well with my mum. My mum has said "i will not marry her"
The major issue i solicite for an advice is that i took her to a doctor who told me she has a kidney issue.
We really love ourselves and i want to marry her not just because she is still a virgin but she is a good girl.is there anything that can be done because she is just 21.
I need an advice please ignore my written English.
Thanks

Don't think you should leave her. Give it some time to see how it stabilises. But don't marry her with that condition cos it could be aggravated with pregnancy.

Sweetlemon:
Later somebody will come and say beautiful ladies have bad character, we are not wife material, we can't marry good men, bla bla bla.
Why is she the only first lady so interested in charity? What are the other plain looking ones who are supposed to be the virtuous ones doing?

Are u one of the beautiful ladies accused of having bad character ? Let me see ya do to confam.

oweniwe:
Diezani was a billionaire before she became petroleum minister. She was a director at shell....

People like that are used to living in opulence. If you buy N100,000 bottle of wine, but to people like Diezani, N100,000 is like N1,000.

I'm not defending her if she stole... But as an ex shell director, I don't expect her to be living in GRA or wear N10,000 neck lace.

Those quoting me apparently don't know Diezani ' s background or Diezani ' s family before she got married?

She was born with silver spoon to the family of Chief Frederick Abiye and Mrs Beatrice Oyete Agama in the garden city of Port Harcourt and grew up in the Shell Camp where she schooled....

The young Miss Agama studied Architecture in England and then at the renowned Howard University in the United States where she graduated. She later obtained an MBA from Cambridge University. She worked at Shell, following in her father’s footsteps, and rose to become its first female Director.

Diezani was never middle class....

Did she become shell director in a day? She rose through the ranks... That's not less than 15 years service ...

If someone works for shell for 15 years and is still middle class, the person is very stuupid.

I know many teachers who have personal enterprises on the side... Army folks run private security firms... I'm sure Diezani, in addition to working at Shell had her own oil servicing firm(s)

To cap it, her husband retired as Rear Admiral...

And you expect her to be middle class or remain in same house she lived ten years ago.

The fact that someone lives in a rented flat as secondary school teacher doesn't mean he should remain in that flat as lecturer or VC

She's not as rich as Dangote but she's not as "poor " as a civil servant either

Just the same way Abacha and Tinubu did not steal, Deziani did not steal. I wss telling my friend who's and Apc guy how corrupt Tinubu was. The guy told me Tinubu was born with silver spoon . He said he inherited his wealth from his mother. . This people can lie.

I wish Buhari is sincere enough to probe members of his own party like Obj did.